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StingrayRush
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damn

1/30/2010 7:51:23 PM

Paul1984
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sleeping women have the same holes as awake ones.

1/30/2010 7:51:57 PM

Spontaneous
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^ 10/10

1/30/2010 7:52:45 PM

StingrayRush
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indeed, but her sleep is not alcohol induced

i ain't tryin ta get knocked the fuck out

1/30/2010 7:54:38 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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^^

1/30/2010 7:54:56 PM

ncsuapex
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^

1/30/2010 7:55:27 PM

Paul1984
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Oh, I didn't know she was one of those types.

1/30/2010 7:55:31 PM

H8R
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pee in her butt.

1/30/2010 7:59:51 PM

Tarun
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and if she gets pregrant...atleast you will know you are not the father!

[Edited on January 30, 2010 at 8:00 PM. Reason : ..]

1/30/2010 8:00:38 PM

Førte
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Quote :
"sleeping women have the same holes as awake ones."

1/30/2010 8:01:12 PM

EMCE
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dude

just picture this:



and go to work...



it cannot POSSIBLY go wrong

1/30/2010 8:01:42 PM

ralockle
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haha, that chick is sayin ride me

1/30/2010 8:03:55 PM

1967caddyman
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i read "rape me" from her lips...the least of which I would expect your wife would want you to do...

1/30/2010 8:11:38 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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Some girls like that shit.

1/30/2010 8:12:54 PM

bottombaby
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I read "ream me."

1/30/2010 8:13:43 PM

merbig
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^^ You can't rape your wife.

1/30/2010 8:14:25 PM

Spontaneous
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According to North Carolina law, you can rape your wife.

*Clarity*
It's against the law to rape a woman, even if she is your wife.

1/30/2010 8:15:01 PM

thegoodoctor
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^^why not?

[Edited on January 30, 2010 at 8:16 PM. Reason : carrot]

1/30/2010 8:16:00 PM

stevedude
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just whack off on her face

1/30/2010 8:18:20 PM

merbig
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^^^ I mean, you can rape her. But to prove rape is near impossible. She's just doing her job.

1/30/2010 8:19:19 PM

Paul1984
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I figure, if you've never had sex with someone it's rape if they don't give consent, at least through actions, but if you have, its only rape if they specifically don't consent.

1/30/2010 9:41:17 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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i remember hearing something on the radio about a law being changed that made it POSSIBLE to rape your wife. apparently in some places it wasn't legally possible

1/30/2010 9:43:11 PM

Paul1984
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It's not possible to rape any woman in Afghanistan, unless you can't afford to buy her from her dad afterward.

1/30/2010 9:45:46 PM

merbig
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^ That's the way it should be in the US. Except for the purchasing part. Women aren't objects to be bought.l

1/30/2010 9:47:00 PM

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