for the badness.

Bitch is in a car on a bridge that is about to collapse. The driver's door won't open, cause there is another car in the way. Does she try to crawl out the window? Nope. Does she try to go out the passenger-side door? Of course not. End result? She's sleepin with the fishies.

But, it gets better. So, they are talkin about a set of meteor showers. The chic says that there are four sites that are gonna be hit, because of the earth's rotation, at 30-minute intervals. The spots start in SF, then Denver, then St Louis, then DC... Only one problem... The earth rotates the opposite direction. The shit should hit further west. DOH!

In short, I really love bad movies

1/31/2010 2:19:30 AM

Do you mean movies on SyFy?

1/31/2010 2:49:30 AM

i like the movies about deadly animal swarms ... like killer ants, killer spiders, killer bees, killer snakes, killer komodo dragons

1/31/2010 9:59:19 AM

komodo dragons?

1/31/2010 10:14:09 AM

That is sort of like the movie I watched last night that I mentioned in another thread. This girl is being abused in a basement and one guy who wants to help her keeps going over to the house next door to watch her get abused everyday. He does call the cops once, but the cop fails to look in the basement while searching the house. Then to save the girl the boy lights a fire in the basement and the cop magically appears in about 30 seconds to save everyone. He chases the boys who were abusing her away and leave the other boy and the girl in the basement so he can save her sister, yet the other boys don't come back and kill them. The girl ends up dying in the end. In the real world all you would have to do is say that someone is locked in a basement and the cops would go look and solve the crime. The movie should have been over in about 10 minutes.

[Edited on January 31, 2010 at 2:43 PM. Reason : .]

1/31/2010 2:42:22 PM

Quote :

"Do you mean movies on SyFy?"

yes and no. not all Science Fiction movies are on SyFy.

^^^ oh, hell yeah. People get stupid when swarms of animals are near. OH NO, THERE'S KILLER ANTS!!! WHATEVER SHALL I DO? It's not like I can walk fifty times faster than they can. I better run hectically so that I break my paper-thin ankle and fall down in their path!

1/31/2010 4:53:58 PM