and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.

2/2/2010 1:51:39 PM

do not lie

2/2/2010 1:52:01 PM

Your Threads Are, In General, Pretty Fucking Dumb.

2/2/2010 1:52:36 PM

2/2/2010 1:52:49 PM

but now she wants me to go on Maury...

2/2/2010 1:53:40 PM

more like:

Quote :

"and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all."

amirite?

2/2/2010 1:54:38 PM

naw, I made a tape. I think she may have been 17 though

AM I RITE

2/2/2010 1:55:27 PM

^^ funny, that's actually how i read the OP.

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 1:55 PM. Reason : ^]

2/2/2010 1:55:38 PM

dude, it's not a girl if she has a dick.

just sayin'

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 1:56 PM. Reason : ^me too, actually.]

2/2/2010 1:56:00 PM

if she had a dick, she had it forced inward permanently with a fake clit and lips.

oh and she also has a child.



[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 1:56 PM. Reason : .]

2/2/2010 1:56:35 PM

do not lie

2/2/2010 1:56:56 PM

well it wasn't doggie style and I got no brown on my dick, so I think I'm alright.

btw, she said her name was Joie.




[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 1:58 PM. Reason : /]

2/2/2010 1:57:35 PM

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2/2/2010 1:59:10 PM

here it goes again. BlackDog's Joie obsession..

2/2/2010 2:00:04 PM

Quote :

"There once was a girl I knew named Bridgette She asked me was my dick a grown man or a midgette Of course I had to show her all my balls, ring ding-aling I whipped out my whopper but we wasn't at Burger King Nuthin' more said, she grabbed it like a vice grip And as the D.O.C. do you mind if I nibble this? No. I took her to the back of the studio And, she ate up on the doc like a Cheerio I told the bitch yo please don't bite me Then she made me scream when she grabbed the balls tightly So I slapped the bitch for goin' out like a sucka My dick was in her mouth so she bit the motherfucka To make her stop I pulled up on her extensions And left jimmy standin' at attention The look in my eyes said "Bitch you are gonner" Now I think back to the day I should a peed on her Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but, Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but, Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho So ya know Bridgette called me the next day Just to apologize so I said OK She claims she wants to make it up to the D.O.C. And ya know I'm still out to get the pussy Tried to be nice cause I didn't want to dis her Passed Mickey D's and went to the Sizzler Ordered the food she started rubbin' on my knees Then I could tell that she wanted to fuck me She said lets get dinner and I had a fit At ten dollars a plate I said fuck that shit Yo, that's the main reason our relationship was for me Why, cause Bridgette was too fuckin' horny She said please excuse me for a minute To powder my nose I said yeah I'm with it She took a long time the food came and I'm chewin' Thinkin' to my self what the fuck is she doin' Went to look for her and I heard screamin' Looked in the room and the waiters were teamin' Up on a bitch like it ain't no thang But then I flipped cause it was Bridgette gettin gang banged Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but, Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but, Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho Bridgette, Bridgette, Yo Dre, That nigga screwed the bitch too, but, Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho Bridgette, Bridgette, I'd wear a rubber if I were you, yo, Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho So you know Bridgette called me the next day Just to apologize so I said OK She claims she wants to come over and see me And do anything to fuck the D.O.C. She said she loves me but I didn't say loved her Went to the store and got me some rubbers Then I made a phone call up to the guys Boy this bitch is in for big suprise When she came in put on a slow record Said a few lines and the bitch got naked Laid her on the bed and told her suck my dick Then ran Eazy, Cube, and Dre out the closet Turned her ass over, Laid the ho on her back Then we rode the bitch like a mutherfuckin' Amtrack Dre had the back and Eazy had the front (I'm behind Ice Cube cause that's where the line started) Bitch gettin' dogged by the doc and N.W.A. Dogged the bitch out in each and every way That's what I thought but with a girl Bridgette The dumb ass ho, she liked this shit Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but, Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but, Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho Bridgette, Bridgette, Yo Dre, That nigga screwed the bitch too, but, Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho Bridgette, Bridgette, I'd wear a rubber if I were you, yo, Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho"

2/2/2010 2:00:14 PM

k

2/2/2010 2:05:17 PM

And then you woke up.

2/2/2010 2:11:09 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

2/2/2010 2:11:21 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

2/2/2010 2:11:21 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

2/2/2010 2:11:21 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

2/2/2010 2:11:21 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

2/2/2010 2:11:21 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

2/2/2010 2:11:21 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

2/2/2010 2:11:21 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

2/2/2010 2:11:21 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

2/2/2010 2:11:21 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

2/2/2010 2:11:22 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread.

2/2/2010 2:11:45 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread.

2/2/2010 2:11:47 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

2/2/2010 2:11:47 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

2/2/2010 2:11:47 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

2/2/2010 2:11:48 PM

Quote :

""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a Slave Famous thread.

fucking oh shit error.

also why do half of these posts have periods and the other half exclamation points?!?

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 2:14 PM. Reason : .]

2/2/2010 2:12:16 PM

Now I know why I kept getting Oh Shit errors.....

2/2/2010 2:16:05 PM

^^

--

Did you complain about your neck the whole time?

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 2:19 PM. Reason : ^]

2/2/2010 2:18:10 PM

I referred to my ex's as "little guy" once by accident. I wonder if he noticed....

2/2/2010 2:19:22 PM

Quote :

"There once was a girl I knew named Joie She asked me was my dick a grown man or a midgette Of course I had to show her all my balls, ring ding-aling I whipped out my whopper but we wasn't at Burger King Nuthin' more said, she grabbed it like a vice grip And as the D.O.C. do you mind if I nibble this? No. I took her to the back of the studio And, she ate up on the doc like a Cheerio I told the bitch yo please don't bite me Then she made me scream when she grabbed the balls tightly So I slapped the bitch for goin' out like a sucka My dick was in her mouth so she bit the motherfucka To make her stop I pulled up on her extensions And left jimmy standin' at attention The look in my eyes said "Bitch you are gonner" Now I think back to the day I should a peed on her Joie, Joie, was a girl that I knew, but, Joie was a dumb ho, Joie was a dumb ho Joie, Joie, was a girl that I screwed, but, Joie was a dumb ho, Joie was a dumb ho So ya know Joie called me the next day Just to apologize so I said OK She claims she wants to make it up to the D.O.C. And ya know I'm still out to get the pussy Tried to be nice cause I didn't want to dis her Passed Mickey D's and went to the Sizzler Ordered the food she started rubbin' on my knees Then I could tell that she wanted to fuck me She said lets get dinner and I had a fit At ten dollars a plate I said fuck that shit Yo, that's the Joie was too fuckin' horny She said please excuse me for a minute To powder my nose I said yeah I'm with it She took a long time the food came and I'm chewin' Thinkin' to my self what the fuck is she doin' Went to look for her and I heard screamin' Looked in the room and the waiters were teamin' Up on a bitch like it ain't no thang But then I flipped cause it was Joie gettin gang banged Joie, Joie, was a girl that I knew, but, Joie was a dumb ho, Joie was a dumb ho Joie, Joie, was a girl that I screwed, but, Joie was a dumb ho, Joie was a dumb ho Joie, Joie, Yo Dre, That nigga screwed the bitch too, but, Joie was a dumb ho, Joie was a dumb ho Joie, Joie, I'd wear a rubber if I were you, yo, Joie was a dumb ho, Joie was a dumb ho So you know Joie called me the next day Just to apologize so I said OK She claims she wants to come over and see me And do anything to fuck the D.O.C. She said she loves me but I didn't say loved her Went to the store and got me some rubbers Then I made a phone call up to the guys Boy this bitch is in for big suprise When she came in put on a slow record Said a few lines and the bitch got naked Laid her on the bed and told her suck my dick Then ran Eazy, Cube, and Dre out the closet Turned her ass over, Laid the ho on her back Then we rode the bitch like a mutherfuckin' Amtrack Dre had the back and Eazy had the front (I'm behind Ice Cube cause that's where the line started) Bitch gettin' dogged by the doc and N.W.A. Dogged the bitch out in each and every way That's what I thought but with a girl Joie The dumb ass ho, she liked this shit Joie, Joie, was a girl that I knew, but, Joie was a dumb ho, Joie was a dumb ho Joie, Joie, was a girl that I screwed, but, Joie was a dumb ho, Joie was a dumb ho Joie, Joie, Yo Dre, That nigga screwed the bitch too, but, Joie was a dumb ho, Joie was a dumb ho Joie, Joie, I'd wear a rubber if I were you, yo, Joie was a dumb ho, Joie was a dumb ho"

2/2/2010 2:21:01 PM

Now I know why I kept getting Oh Shit errors.....

2/2/2010 2:22:33 PM

damn my threads are popular here, funny by how little I post here (vs computer forums).

2/2/2010 2:31:12 PM

how fucking lame is it that some of you people feel the need to make a thread to let us know you had sex?





Let me answer that for you: Pretty fucking lame.

2/2/2010 2:42:42 PM

^

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 2:47 PM. Reason : although it's probably fictional anyway.]

2/2/2010 2:46:25 PM

anyone that took this thread seriously is pretty fucking lame

2/2/2010 2:47:30 PM

I fucked my fist last night.

2/2/2010 2:47:55 PM

I fucked my fist last night.

2/2/2010 2:47:55 PM

I, too, have had females tell me something similar. Chances that she's lying? Extremely... high.

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 2:52 PM. Reason : -]

2/2/2010 2:51:22 PM

Quote :

"pubes on head"

2/2/2010 2:57:07 PM

Quote :

"anyone that took this thread seriously is pretty fucking lame"

2/2/2010 2:59:50 PM

do not lie

2/2/2010 3:01:35 PM

that's what she said

2/2/2010 3:07:28 PM

set em up to lie.

2/2/2010 3:09:38 PM