If it wasn't for Obama you never would have gotten laid. So before you start to talk junk about him, just remember that you owe him your virginity.

2/3/2010 12:32:09 AM

pics or it didn't happen

2/3/2010 12:33:25 AM

Something you don't know about the subjunctive

2/3/2010 12:33:55 AM

What we have here is a serious case of tha wanggg

2/3/2010 12:34:39 AM

Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a man.

[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 12:36 AM. Reason : yeah]

2/3/2010 12:34:39 AM

do what?

2/3/2010 12:35:06 AM

SHUT THE FUCK UP

2/3/2010 12:35:58 AM

this is not entirely false for millions of Americans if you consider the butterfly effect.

2/3/2010 12:37:30 AM

^oh no... i bet that dump i just flushed killed like 142 million fish too

2/3/2010 12:38:42 AM

yeah that's a little further of a stretch

[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 12:43 AM. Reason : murderer]

2/3/2010 12:43:34 AM

speaking of deification and fornication. Did you see how he face-raped a few of those people at the GOP retreat that were spouting duplicitous bull shit?

2/3/2010 12:46:44 AM

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2/3/2010 12:48:12 AM

^ they just discovered Glenn Beck was in the crowd of children and that he wants to read them an entry from his diary

2/3/2010 1:00:40 AM

thank you, Prez

2/3/2010 6:50:44 AM

I have seen more black chicks wanting white guys. Maybe they want to breed their own half and half?

2/3/2010 8:11:43 AM

He's black

2/3/2010 10:23:16 AM

this one nutjob on the radio last night was determined in his thought that the american people were gaining in confidence in obama as president because we 'celebrated' ground hogs day after a terror alert for a event that could happen between 3-6 months from now.....

that and we got osama info out of the underwear bomber without any sort of torture.... well he had nothing to back this up but the fact that we got volunteered info after he was Mirandaized... what it leads to could be a latrine...

he was so excited about all of this though....

dude was messed up

2/3/2010 10:38:49 AM