I can say, without a doubt, that this was the single most terrifying moment in my entire life.

2/3/2010 5:36:54 PM

you know, i DO realize that there are a fair number of music snobs on this board that think they know and understand all that is and will be music...

2/3/2010 5:37:27 PM

what it say my nigga

2/3/2010 5:37:34 PM

the hell is u talkin bout

2/3/2010 6:05:11 PM

there were a few sentences written in the toilet bowl!

2/3/2010 6:10:33 PM

i pooped a curly earlier and became concerned as to how uncomfortably close the tip of my dick was to the floating turd.

so i flushed before continuing with the wipes.

i've never had that concern before. i wonder what it all means.

2/3/2010 6:11:38 PM

^ I once accidentally exceeded that point.

2/3/2010 6:47:07 PM

so why did you put your dick under the water?

2/3/2010 6:48:26 PM

I pooped a turd that looked just like a bananna. Complete with he curve and stem at the top

2/3/2010 6:58:58 PM

^^ the dump was so massive it extended several inches above the surface of the water, which isn't hard to do because the eco-toilets in my house only hold like 12 oz of water.

2/3/2010 7:08:59 PM