"How do you like ketchup but not tomatoes???"

THEY TASTE DIFFERENT DAMMIT.

2/5/2010 10:32:34 AM

agreed

2/5/2010 10:33:16 AM

SRSLY

2/5/2010 10:33:35 AM

a little distilled vinegar, high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, salt, spice, onion powder, and unnatural flavors do wonders!

2/5/2010 10:34:01 AM

i, too, like ketchup but not tomatoes

i also like marinara sauce and salsa

just not tomatoes

2/5/2010 10:42:36 AM

yea the thought of eating a tomato like an apple makes me wanna puke

2/5/2010 10:47:45 AM

I like tomatoes but not ketchup

2/5/2010 10:52:09 AM

salt, bleh

2/5/2010 10:58:57 AM

Quote :

"I like tomatoes but not ketchup"

pretty much the same here. i like it on fries and onion rings and that's about it.

2/5/2010 11:00:05 AM

If you like it on fries and onion rings then can you really say you don't like it?

2/5/2010 11:39:35 AM

i like ketchup and tomatoes

but on burgers i prefer bbq sauce or a1 to ketchup. or just mustard. i love mustard.

2/5/2010 11:40:35 AM

I am this way about some apples. I love applesauce, apple butter, apple juice, apple cider, appletinis . . . ok not apple tinis, but most things apple I love.


However, if I eat anything other than Gala apples, I get a headache. I cannot explain it, it is possibly entirely psychosomatic, but it is what it is.

2/5/2010 11:44:05 AM

I hate when I'm driving with someone, well they're driving and I'm riding along, and I have to piss

And they say "well why didn't you go before we left?"

Like I knew I had to go an intentionally held it in

2/5/2010 11:46:13 AM

You're not American if you don't like ketchup

2/5/2010 11:48:00 AM

^^ my parents always did that when I was a kid.


I also hated, "if you were sorry you wouldn't do it" after completely unintentional things like spilling milk.

2/5/2010 11:49:01 AM

I put ketchup on my ketchup. Blarrggghh to mustard.

2/5/2010 11:49:30 AM

This thread is not about job interviews.

2/5/2010 11:49:37 AM

Absolute perfection is a tomato sandwich

White bread
Dukes Mayo
Homegrown summertime tomato slices
Salt & Pepper

Makes you want to slap your momma

2/5/2010 11:50:06 AM

makes me want to slap my momma for putting mayonnaise on a perfectly good tomato sandwich

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 11:52 AM. Reason : ]

2/5/2010 11:51:41 AM

^^ YES! duke's is the only kind of mayo to buy.

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 11:52 AM. Reason : .]

2/5/2010 11:52:17 AM

i like miracle whip on my mater sammiches

it begins

2/5/2010 11:56:15 AM

ewwww miracle whip

is

so

nasty

2/5/2010 11:56:44 AM

you're nasty

2/5/2010 11:57:01 AM

mayo is great, miracle whip tastes like terds.

2/5/2010 11:57:10 AM

I like peanut butter but not peanuts

2/5/2010 12:03:55 PM

mayo on burgers, subs, and sandwiches.

miracle whip on tuna sandwiches and to dip pickles in

2/5/2010 12:06:01 PM

Quote :

"mayo is great, miracle whip tastes like terds. "

2/5/2010 12:19:46 PM

another successful derailment

2/5/2010 12:28:53 PM