Annnd go heres mine

Tristan- The exclusive #500th Pokemon made for Pokemon: Jesus Editon. You have to accept Jesus as your savior to unlock Tristan, who is located in Jerusalem. You can only catch Tristan with a Jew Ball, which is recieved when you defeat the Muslim Infidels, earlier in the crusade. Tristan is level 95, making him the strongest Pope in the game.
"Yeah, I tried catching Tristan with my Charzard. Fucking Pope spilled holy water on it KO'ing it."

2/5/2010 11:17:38 AM

i, too, have been on facebook this week.

2/5/2010 11:20:28 AM

back in middle school, we used to beat up this kid named Tristan

and he never seemed to mind

2/5/2010 11:21:52 AM

first 5 weren't bad i guess

1. Chris 4945 up, 1815 down love it hate it

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A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
chill cool bitchin chillax friggin sweet
by 123cjm Jan 1, 2008 share this
2. chris 3907 up, 1324 down love it hate it

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is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
magnum trogan wow sexy hottie dayum
by gypsy.gypsy Jun 25, 2008 share this
3. chris 3363 up, 1293 down love it hate it

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The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!
by hermionie Jun 14, 2005 share this
4. Chris 1845 up, 580 down love it hate it

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The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.

He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.

He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
Chris, you amaze me.
loving caring forgiving perfect amazing hilarious perfect.
by iuydtrfxgcghuoi. Aug 31, 2008 share this
5. Chris 1151 up, 329 down love it hate it

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The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.
Dude, Chris totally kicked your ass!

2/5/2010 11:22:02 AM

^ahahaha

2/5/2010 11:22:50 AM

Quote :

"GOD AMONG MEN"

2/5/2010 11:25:38 AM

Bill - 1) pride! 2) power! 3) a bad-ass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!

2/5/2010 11:28:07 AM

Amna:

1. generally doing something crazy. like really crazy....crazier than anything you've ever seen ever.
man, that girl is throwing an amna

2. 1. cool
2. nice
3. sweet
B: "that girl is so awesome"
C: "yeah, she's amna"

3. A mental illness which consumes your mind and makes it so that you cannot sleep at night. There is no treatment for this.
I have amna so my life is ruined.
I cannot stop thinking of amna.

4.another name for cows
or
used for big booty chicks
or
when find some new species, they them the "amna" until they decide an specific name for it.
1. i saw an "amna" eating some grass in the fields.
2. man this chick is "amna"
3. hey the scientists found some new "amnas" but name is not yet decided

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 11:32 AM. Reason : hahaha...another name for cows or used for big booty chicks. nice]

2/5/2010 11:31:14 AM

1. Fredrik 68 up, 22 down
Fredrik is a male name, used for kings and animals. Many people are called Fredrik, because they are cool.

But I go by Daniel so...

1. Daniel 2947 up, 534 down
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.

2/5/2010 11:54:51 AM

ALLAN

1. A guy who is always charming people to get out of trouble. Usually very flirtatious with the females but deep down just wants a stable relationship with a chill girl. Very goodlooking and quick witted.

2. The name for an amazing person.

3. A bow legged rider who is 100% guaranteed to be better than you in every way. he is fond of squeaky brakes, stealing ipods, and showing little kids up.

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 12:01 PM. Reason : These all fit me, minus stealing iPods and squeaky brakes.]

2/5/2010 12:00:48 PM

Drew
1. Generally a smart, caring, intelligent, slightly sarcastic guy whose full name is usually Andrew. Also, very handsome and charming. Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent.
Hey, that guy's name must be Drew. That would explain why he's so hot and smart at the same time!

2. Usually a guys name. He is very sweet, and loves sports. Extremely cute. Can be an asshole at times. Perverted at times also. Sarcastic alot. Would do anything for that one girl. He will always be their for you.
Ex: Wow Drew is amazing.

3. an ancient creature said to dazzle any woman who looks into his green eyes. extremely attractive, egotistical, and friendly. but don't be fooled when this ancient creature holds you in his arms, you will never be able to fall out of love with him. beware.
Drews are commonly seen in middle schools, and high schools across the country.

4. replaces the word "you" or any word that has a "U" sound [This happens a lot]

2/5/2010 12:11:58 PM

A Jeff is always considered as "The World's Greatest Thing Alive" Jeff's love to drink and have a good time, they have girl's lining up from all over the world, No matter what a Jeff does it is always considered cool and sexy. Nothing in the world beat's what a Jeff can bring into the bedroom and that's a big penis and all night sex. If you ever want a Jeff in your life you need to look very carefully because they are of a rare breed and there is only so many alive, if u ever manage to either be friend's with a Jeff your life will never be the same and you will never regret having him in your life.

a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there)

The correct spelling of Geoff.

2/5/2010 12:26:02 PM

Jameson

-A brand of irish whiskey, usually in the mid-price range. Best enjoyed straight and on the rocks.

-A Champion,King Shit, A Jameson is awesome in every way possible,He has a big penis and he is not afraid to use it,and a person who doesnt take shit from no one,and has no problem opening a big can of whoop ass on anyone,and also loves pussy and titties.
Nick pulled a Jameson yesterday by punching that faggot right in his tooth.

-A man whore. Loves having multiple partners every week.
Z: I heard Bob slpet with cindy and susie last week.
C: yeah hes a total Jameson!
Z: Fo Sho

-A Jameson is very kind and considerate. He's always there to listen. He's a constant companion and friend. He is shy, but very loving. He is the best boyfriend you will ever have.
"If only you were Jameson..."

-A more appropriate word for having Titty Sex with a woman (aka "TF-ing").
"I picked up this really nasty pig last night and Jameson ed her."

"My favorite way to really cum is to Jameson."

-Jameson: The coolest cat to ever walk he earth

2/5/2010 1:45:27 PM

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"first 5 weren't bad i guess 1. Chris 4945 up, 1815 down love it hate it buy chris mugs, tshirts and magnets A kid who is always up to party and have a good time Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes. chill cool bitchin chillax friggin sweet by 123cjm Jan 1, 2008 share this 2. chris 3907 up, 1324 down love it hate it buy chris mugs, tshirts and magnets is a slang for huge cock like incredibly huge. oh man I wish I had a chris in me. magnum trogan wow sexy hottie dayum by gypsy.gypsy Jun 25, 2008 share this 3. chris 3363 up, 1293 down love it hate it buy chris mugs, tshirts and magnets The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with. Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams! by hermionie Jun 14, 2005 share this 4. Chris 1845 up, 580 down love it hate it buy chris mugs, tshirts and magnets The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try. He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish. He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get. Chris, you amaze me. loving caring forgiving perfect amazing hilarious perfect. by iuydtrfxgcghuoi. Aug 31, 2008 share this 5. Chris 1151 up, 329 down love it hate it buy chris mugs, tshirts and magnets The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men. Dude, Chris totally kicked your ass!"

easy thread

2/5/2010 5:11:32 PM

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" NIC 287 up, 88 down love it hate it buy nic mugs, tshirts and magnets Nigga in Charge. The person who gets the things done. The boss. To get some shit done go talk to the NIC boss manager superior ceo director by J.R. Simplot Mar 20, 2006 share this 2. Nic 42 up, 21 down love it hate it buy nic mugs, tshirts and magnets When someone wins on the last lap of Mario Kart from something received on the last set of box's well consistently staying in third or worse for the majority of the race. Dude you just nic'd that race from me brah. mario kart race lap lightning bolt star by The Quad F.T.W. Jan 26, 2009 share this 3. Nic 80 up, 65 down love it hate it buy nic mugs, tshirts and magnets (Short for Nicholas) Sweet, gentle boys who are heavily protected by Filipinos named Michelle. When you spot a Nic, there is usually a Michelle attached to his hip, arm or lips. Nics are very rare, as only so few boys are perfect. However, one must not anger Nics; they often carry around wrenches to reciprocally protect their girlfriends Michelles. Nics enjoy video games and doing boy things, but would much rather spend time with Michelles. They usually sacrifice their amusement time to be with Michelles, and do feminine activities such as shopping, talking on the phone, eating at fancy restaurants, and doing each others' hair. Nics are amazing snowboarders, and make excellent teachers. For example, Nic had taught Michelle how to carve in five days. This is because Nics are quite intelligent, and can easily impart their knowledge to lesser-knowing crowds. Nics make excellent boyfriends, fiances, and husbands. However they are reserved for Michelles, so if you are not Filipino and named Michelle: step off. MicNic, Nicholas, sweet, gentle, wonderful. "I was with Nic today and it was the best day of my life" sweet caring relationship michelle micnic by MicNic Feb 25, 2007 share this 4. nic 14 up, 13 down love it hate it buy nic mugs, tshirts and magnets amaizing nic mesec.... wonderful fabulous nick sexy hot by zoe L Jun 20, 2009 share this 5. Nic 5 up, 17 down love it hate it buy nic mugs, tshirts and magnets Nic, a boy from Chandler, Az. He is very attractive and a bad ass beast who is tall. He loves his bike, and loves hanging out with friends. ENOUGH Hey whats up Nic, "ENOUGH" nic nicholas nick nics enough by Joseph Green Sep 20, 2009 share this 6. nic 188 up, 215 down love it hate it buy nic mugs, tshirts and magnets Nic is the most rude, cold-hearted person you'll ever meet. He treats everyone like shit, hurts people's feelings and doesn't care. He also would like too buttfuck any girl that he knows. He lies out the ass and gets angry over everything. He's a bitch when he doesn't get his way. He makes fun of his so called "best friends". He is a complete follower of everyone. He's a player, and doesn't usually like the girls he dates, he just wants to say he dated them. He is also quite abusive, he punches, kicks, smacks and yells. A lot. Never come in contact with Nic. He might just eat your soul. And all of your children. Nic is a fucking asshole nic dickhead asshole rude mean cold-hearted by nic scala Jan 22, 2008 share this 7. Nic 11 up, 35 down love it hate it buy nic mugs, tshirts and magnets A slur for nicotine addicts. John is a nic, he smokes two packs a day."

2/5/2010 5:32:03 PM

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"1. jake 2529 up, 1190 down love it hate it buy jake mugs, tshirts and magnets an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love . wow, i really want a jake (: jake jacob babycakes jakers lover by kaylan Mar 13, 2008 share this 2. jake 2065 up, 1286 down love it hate it buy jake mugs, tshirts and magnets the police. we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over. by xtended klip aka lil logan Aug 15, 2002 share this 3. Jake 1711 up, 921 down love it hate it buy jake mugs, tshirts and magnets A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches. She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz! jimmy johnson dick peter dong by Knowledge Doctor May 5, 2008 share this 4. jake 948 up, 541 down love it hate it buy jake mugs, tshirts and magnets A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious. hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died. hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD! jake cool kool penis man funny hot by DUde 1093u04984 Apr 21, 2008 share this 5. jake 835 up, 481 down love it hate it buy jake mugs, tshirts and magnets a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty. "i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds" "no problem!" "1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!" jake jacob beauty crap stare by manbearpig69 Apr 12, 2008 share this 6. jake 861 up, 578 down love it hate it buy jake mugs, tshirts and magnets may be one of the most popular boy names around. means that they are very caring, awesome, and fly. not easily angered. Woah, his name is jake, he must be cool. jake cool jkae jak jke by Shanaynay Jones May 26, 2007 share this 7. jake 592 up, 338 down love it hate it buy jake mugs, tshirts and magnets sexy man who is incredible at fucking and has a great bod. wow, look at him, he is such a jake sexy hot sex hottie hott by emily francesca May 25, 2008 share this "

2/5/2010 5:34:25 PM

no one's gonna read all that shit

2/5/2010 5:35:04 PM

mine told me that I'm a badass mother fucker

2/5/2010 5:35:39 PM

Uhm. Yeah. Mine isn't terribly flattering.

Erica

1. the term used for the exact moment a penis enters the vagina
it felt so good when he erica-ed my vagina

2. Erica is hott, you know, sexy, a bingy, bonger, yeah bitch, jealous much? me ish thought so, ho ho ho! you ho. yeah suck it
"SUCK ME BUNGHOLE" says erica

3. another word for a whore
"That girl is such an Erica! She sucks cock all day."

2/5/2010 5:37:15 PM

I have not participated in this because I get a child pornographer/rapist for my name.

2/5/2010 5:48:51 PM

1. katie 5447 up, 1458 down
happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her.

''Call katie she'll go out''

2. katie 2764 up, 845 down
name katie is usualy given to one who happens to be exceptionaly well at pleasing their partner. katie's happen to be very good at making the opposite sex rather "turned on". one would not regret having been with a katie.

i want a girl like katie, one who can turn me on and tease me but do a good fuckin job at it mmmbaby!

katie damn turn on sexyy hott fuckinhelll sex pleasing


3. Katie 2300 up, 608 down
absolutetly gorgeous person. Someone who is so amazingly beautiful its almost physically impossible.

That girl is so beautiful. She must be a katie.

2/5/2010 6:25:55 PM

why is everyone doing this all of a sudden? so 3 years ago.

2/5/2010 8:49:20 PM

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"1. Stephen Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome. Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames. Some famous Stephens include Stephen King, Stephen Fry, and Stephen Hawking. Stephen is an awesome name. stephen steven steve stevie names by toee Apr 20, 2006 share this 2. stephen One of the most funniest, cute boy ever. Has short brownish/blackish hair with adorable eyes. Stephen when will you ask me out?? cute funny hott olivia kenzi by loves_stephen Jul 30, 2008 share this Stephen From the Greek name Óôåöáíïò (Stephanos) meaning "crown". Saint Stephen was an early Christian martyr who was stoned to death, as told in Acts in the New Testament. Another Saint Stephen is the patron saint of Hungary, the first Christian king of that country (10th century). This was also the name of kings of England, Serbia, and Poland, as well as ten popes. More recently it is borne by the British physicist Stephen Hawking and the American author Stephen King. " Stephen is considered one of the top 100 masculine and sexy names of the modern nation possessed by only people who will succeed greatly in life opposed to the name Steven possessed by druggies. If you pronounce it STEF-en, that means your IQ is extremely low. It's prounced stEVen, guys. And it's okay, you can call him Steveyboy. Resa: Hi STEF-en. Stephen: Damn you. "

Holy shit. I have short brownish/blackish hair with adorable eyes. I guess I'm cute, but I prefer to think I'm hot. Cute is for boys. I'm a man now. A MAN damnit. MEN ARE HOT, I mean, they're not supposed to be cute.. GAh, that sounds so gay. FML



[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 8:57 PM. Reason : .]

2/5/2010 8:53:41 PM

greg-A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women

-do you like him?
Yeah hes ok but hes a bit of a greg...
-really, i thought he was shy?
nah he flirts with all the girls when hes drunk.

Also lol @ H8R...troof

2/6/2010 2:10:12 AM

[NO]

2/6/2010 2:10:38 AM

this would be interesting if people didn't latch onto this and make a bajillion fake entries saying how awesome their name is

2/6/2010 2:26:59 AM

eric
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!

2/6/2010 2:38:30 AM

1. ian
code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.

oh my god emma, ian at 3 o'clock!

2. Ian
The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.

I wanted to get out of her house because Ian was over there.


3. ian
conversational climax; a mind orgasm

I had an ian due to all of the fabulous witty banter!

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The first one is preposterous, the third one is a possibility, and the second one is eerily accurate.

2/6/2010 2:51:03 AM

Kevin

1. basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?

2. Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.

3. a male that performs great intercourse on a female
the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me

4. An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. He gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells like heaven, even though I don't know the exact name of the cologne he uses. I can pretty much say that I'm in love with this guy, entirely. His name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and I'm pretty sure of that.

5. A Portuguese slang for penis
"Woah thats a big kevin"

HAHAHAHA.

Although if you look up basically every generic male name each number 1 has something to do with having a big penis and performing great intercourse. The internet's not very creative.

4/26/2010 7:41:23 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strolling


fuck yes


I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/26/2010 7:42:41 PM

haha that's awesome.

4/26/2010 7:44:43 PM

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"Matt ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed. Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt Girl 2: Oh you poor thing An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you. A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it. "

4/26/2010 7:49:16 PM

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"Bonerjam 1. To physically prevent someone from getting an erection 2. A preservative made out of erect penises 3. To dunk a ball with a hard cock, as in basketball 4. To "jam" someone with a boner, as in the act of sex 5. To get an erect penis stuck in a copy machine, prompting the error message: "BONERJAM" 1. He thought he was going to get some, but I showed him a picture of his mom giving birth; major bonerjam! 2. I killed all of Los Angeles Lakers, and I'm going to make a sweet bonerjam from it. 3. You- "Dude, did you see how much air I got on that bonerjam?" Friend- "Yeah bro you straight slammed that ball in with your cock!" 4. Friend- "You get with that girl last night?" You- "Yeah dude I bonerjammed her all night." 5. God, I really need to use this copy machine, but this idiot went and caused a bonerjam."

4/27/2010 10:41:12 PM