and crashed into a 400 foot ravine.

Quote :

"LOS ANGELES – Actor Charlie Sheen's stolen Mercedes was found overturned hundreds of feet down a cliff near his Sherman Oaks home early Friday, but there's no evidence anyone was in the car when it went into the ravine, police said. Police got an emergency call around 4 a.m. from an OnStar-style alert system that calls emergency officials when there is a problem with the vehicle that may require assistance, Officer Wendy Reyes said."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100205/ap_on_en_tv/us_people_charlie_sheen

I theorize the sequence of events leading up to the crash were nearly identical to those depicted in the following video:

2/5/2010 12:39:16 PM

he probably wrecked it himself trying to show Michael Jordan his new Hanes underwear

2/5/2010 12:46:10 PM

damn you, Jessie

i came in here to post that

2/5/2010 12:50:35 PM

He probably held a knife to another woman's throat, and she wrecked his car.

2/5/2010 12:51:51 PM

perhaps there was a high speed police chase where he had sexual relations while driving the car before it crashed

2/5/2010 12:53:46 PM

perhaps the assailant(s) fled on foot after wrecking his car right down the cliff from his own house

2/5/2010 12:56:10 PM

how "near" the cliff is his home?

like "hey i parked my car near this cliff and now I can't find it. it's stolen!" or a couple miles away

2/5/2010 12:57:02 PM

2/5/2010 1:07:34 PM

Cameron's Dad's Ferrari

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 1:30 PM. Reason : V]

2/5/2010 1:08:32 PM

Cameron's Dad's Ferrari

2/5/2010 1:09:46 PM

ha! gg NRR

2/5/2010 1:11:46 PM

i had a little help from varsityblues to remember Ferris' friend's name

2/5/2010 1:13:39 PM

Just when I was gonna go for the red E36

2/5/2010 1:17:19 PM

dude's got a lot going on right now

2/5/2010 1:18:10 PM

Probably on the way to that Korean BBQ place

2/5/2010 1:27:01 PM

charlie sheen ladies and gentlemen, charlie sheen.

2/5/2010 8:53:11 PM

2/5/2010 9:01:11 PM