There really isn't a big variety of them, I'd imagine. I'd say hunger, AIDS, and getting eaten by indigenous wildlife would cover 95% of them.

2/5/2010 8:35:37 PM

My trailer is too small.

2/5/2010 8:38:20 PM

My spoon is too big.

2/5/2010 8:41:08 PM

My area hasn't been cleansed ethnically.

2/5/2010 8:42:35 PM

My AC doesn't work.

2/5/2010 8:43:29 PM

My country is run by a different dictator each week.

2/5/2010 9:05:13 PM

People keep blowing up.



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2/5/2010 9:06:24 PM

Nobody believes I am really an exiled Nigerian prince

2/5/2010 9:42:26 PM

Nigerian captains proposing marriage to your ship's officers.

4/17/2010 7:07:56 PM

4/17/2010 7:32:53 PM

5/11/2010 1:30:40 PM

5/11/2010 1:31:59 PM

My area has too many white devils

5/11/2010 2:37:19 PM