How old were you when your parents were your current age?

I was 13. I think I'm doing something wrong.

[Edited on February 6, 2010 at 10:29 PM. Reason : is that better?]

2/6/2010 10:26:56 PM

wat

2/6/2010 10:28:18 PM

Do what now?

2/6/2010 10:29:13 PM

not yet conceived

2/6/2010 10:29:13 PM

7e^j*pi

2/6/2010 10:29:14 PM

-4

2/6/2010 10:29:30 PM

6

[Edited on February 6, 2010 at 10:29 PM. Reason : lol]

2/6/2010 10:29:41 PM

not conceived.

my mom would have had me in three years from now.
my dad...eleven.

[Edited on February 6, 2010 at 10:32 PM. Reason : hell i wasnt even a thought]

2/6/2010 10:30:30 PM

not yet conceived

2/6/2010 10:31:44 PM

-6

2/6/2010 10:32:37 PM

i was 4 when my parents were 27

2/6/2010 10:32:39 PM

-11

If they'd had me at 25, it woulda been 1973, and who wants to deal with a baby when there's shit tons of ludes to take and free love to be had?

[Edited on February 6, 2010 at 10:35 PM. Reason : Or Ph.D.s to earn. ]

2/6/2010 10:34:34 PM

i wasn't born when my dad was 25, I was 3 when my mom was 25

go mom!

2/6/2010 10:47:23 PM

0

2/6/2010 10:49:31 PM

i was about to turn 2

my parents are 5 days apart in age

2/6/2010 10:51:20 PM

I was 8 when my parents were 26.

2/6/2010 10:52:08 PM

I was 2

2/6/2010 10:53:39 PM

not yet conceived

2/6/2010 10:54:29 PM

I was just a sperm swimmin round my dad's nutsack, and an egg hanging out in me mum's uterus

2/6/2010 11:01:51 PM

isn't sperm produced every 24 hours

so you aren't really anything until the day of being conceived, right?

maybe some protein from cows and junk


except for the egg part, i guess those are all there from the beginning..

[Edited on February 6, 2010 at 11:04 PM. Reason : ]

2/6/2010 11:03:47 PM

I dunno...if I don't jerk off for several days, a lot of sperm seems to have accumulated

2/6/2010 11:05:39 PM

I wish people would just post how old their parents were when they were born.

I wanna make judgements about people's parents and their childhoods.

I'd also like to know who comes from the most decrepit genetic material (again, so I can make judgements). Born to 36 year-old parents, I think I might be in the running for worst ingredients.

2/6/2010 11:07:02 PM

19

judge away

2/6/2010 11:08:08 PM

punchmonk has informed me that i am a liar.

my dad was born in july 1960
my mom was born in june 1961
i was born in october 1982

somebody do the math

2/6/2010 11:09:13 PM

HOW ABOUT I NOT DO THE MATH, BUT SAY I DID

2/6/2010 11:11:05 PM

OMG, Chop's parents were too dumb to use birth control. They were probably from some shit hick town anyway. I bet they were related, too, weren't they? I mean, 19? Seriously? Hot dog, your mom was an irresponsible whore! Did they get married, too? AHAHA, how long til they got divorced?



Alright, I'm out of stereotypes.

2/6/2010 11:11:52 PM

^^sorry man, I left my calculator on my other computer

2/6/2010 11:12:01 PM

back to the monotypes, I s'pose

2/6/2010 11:12:43 PM

^^^^^You were four when your dad was 27, and 3 when your mom was, if I added right.

I was -7. My parents are the same age, and were older when they had me.

[Edited on February 6, 2010 at 11:13 PM. Reason : ]

2/6/2010 11:12:56 PM

NYC

2/6/2010 11:13:00 PM

not yet conceived

2/6/2010 11:22:34 PM

my mom was 25 when she had me, turned 26 7mo later...so 24 when she got pregnant and i think 22 when she got married...divorced around 29

2/6/2010 11:25:44 PM

My parents weren't even married yet.

2/6/2010 11:26:28 PM

i have to admit you got the shit hick town part right, but that's the only part.

2/6/2010 11:27:44 PM

i was 5. Makes me sad a little to think they were married and had a kid headed for kindergarten... and I'm sittin' here single

2/6/2010 11:29:53 PM

just wait until you are in the same situation knowing they had a teenager in middle school

2/6/2010 11:31:11 PM

Come on, guys!

We're in our 20s!

2/6/2010 11:34:31 PM

I was -11.

2/6/2010 11:51:20 PM

WTF kind of thread is this?

2/7/2010 12:16:22 AM

9

2/7/2010 12:18:45 AM

I was 5 when my mom was 22 and -3 on my father

2/7/2010 12:18:54 AM

my parents were both 29 when they had me

2/7/2010 12:23:49 AM

i was a twinkle in my daddy's eyes.

2/7/2010 12:42:51 AM

my dad was 32, my mom was 29, i'm 25 now.

makes me feel ok, because i only plan on having 1 or maybe 2 kids (i was 4th) and i'm definitely not ready for that shit right now. so i guess i'm about on pace for having a me

2/7/2010 12:51:43 AM

Dad- not born yet
Mom- I would be turning 7 in a month

2/7/2010 12:58:47 AM

mom 2 years; dad 3 years...i'm 32

2/7/2010 1:02:20 AM

I was 7 when my dad was 25 and I was 3 when my mom was 25.

2/7/2010 1:05:29 AM

Not even a thought...my mom and dad were about to get married, my bro came a year later, then I 4 after that.

2/7/2010 1:07:44 AM

my parents were both like mid 30s...so I was about -5

2/7/2010 1:11:39 AM

old enough to set em up

2/7/2010 1:13:58 AM