PLEASE GET OLD

2/8/2010 10:23:21 PM

No one puts old people on TV

2/8/2010 10:24:27 PM

2/8/2010 10:24:29 PM

good reality tv is pretty hilarious. bad reality tv is the worst stuff on television

2/8/2010 10:29:55 PM

currently fucking reality tv, having some good fucking with reality tv on top. sorry i swung you around by your boobs for too long before, reality tv.

2/8/2010 10:31:25 PM

we got to this point cause other stuff got old and it was replaced with crappier stuff
when reality tv gets old it will probably be replaced with 24 hours of commercials

2/8/2010 10:32:17 PM

Quote :

"HIS FLUX CAPACITOR"

2/8/2010 10:33:31 PM

undercover boss is probably the most awesome reality show yet... mainly cause they managed to make an hour long commercial and propaganda vehicle extremely entertaining

2/8/2010 10:34:05 PM

i still don't think any reality tv show has sunk as far into depravity as kid nation

2/8/2010 10:39:09 PM

the only "reality" show I see is COPS (which has been on for decades)

the rest is just a bunch of staged bullshit, OPERATION REPO, THE BACHELOR, AMERICAS FATTEST LOSER, ALL OF THEM


If I had my way the damn cable would be cut off.

2/8/2010 10:44:43 PM

sounds like you need to lighten up, dude

2/8/2010 10:45:27 PM

i want to fuck reality tv

2/8/2010 10:46:31 PM

maybe

or after everyone goes to sleep microwave the cable box for 3 seconds then put it back and pretend I know nothing about it

that would be at least a weeks repreive, for the first 3 days I could pretend i am going to call about it and not do it, then somebody else probably would, then it would take att 3 more days to a week to come replace it

2/8/2010 10:47:59 PM

^^ I'm pretty sure everyone saw what you did there the first time.

2/8/2010 10:52:14 PM

what is the best passive-agressive way of disabling TV service at your house for at least a week?

2/8/2010 11:09:53 PM

take a dump on the remote and then pee on it to really get it on there.

2/8/2010 11:11:44 PM

ahah perfect

fuck the remote and the tv still works

its like feeding a fat kid one chip at a time, he can still have some, he just gotta work for it

2/8/2010 11:12:24 PM

haha what could you possibly hate enough to fuck with the cable for a few days?

2/8/2010 11:13:59 PM

all of the aforementioned shows plus whatever the hell is on right now

2/8/2010 11:16:44 PM

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"what is the best passive-agressive way of disabling TV service at your house for at least a week?"

Hide the remote. No one will want to watch tv if they have to get up and change the channel.

2/8/2010 11:20:55 PM

That could go one of two ways.

1) the house gets cleaned up, everyone's brain grows a tad due to not watching the dumbass shows

or

2) the tv gets left on the same channel for a week, and the house is still dirty, and the DVR will do the devils work and continue to record these dumbass shows for a later time when the remote is available

2/8/2010 11:26:49 PM

STOP

THE

MADNESS

4/8/2010 12:56:18 AM

Are these shows entertaining you to the point that you cannot do your work?

4/8/2010 12:58:50 AM

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???

4/8/2010 1:03:15 AM

^AHAHA

4/8/2010 1:28:33 AM

4/8/2010 1:29:35 AM

we need HBO, SHOWTIME, CINEMAX to jump onto the reality television genre

if you think MTV's bullshit pushing the envelope on censorship gets ratings, put that shit out there no holds barred uncensored. THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL YOU HAVE TRUE REALITY TV

I'm still waiting on the NFL to let me hear player's mic'd up uncut

4/8/2010 1:38:34 AM