cause I'm a rocker, dude, through and through.

2/11/2010 9:47:34 AM

So flat

Awesome

2/11/2010 9:47:55 AM

Queer? Is this queer? These queer?

Whats up? Whats up?

2/11/2010 9:57:29 AM

^Def Leppard sucks!

2/11/2010 10:04:02 AM

YOU'RE MY SISTER
YOU'RE MY SISTER
OOOHHHH

2/11/2010 10:09:19 AM

I GOT THE POO ON ME

2/11/2010 10:16:31 AM

Town is where everyone hates you.

2/11/2010 10:30:07 AM

Dude, you were eating off of it!

2/11/2010 10:34:17 AM

$5!

you're my lucky meteor!

2/11/2010 10:34:50 AM

You, show me them boobies

2/11/2010 10:35:42 AM

Yeah, back in New York, I mean Kansas.

2/11/2010 10:36:51 AM

The puke pile's over there. It's a pretty big pile of puke.

2/11/2010 10:38:02 AM

I like to put an "e" on the end, pronounce it Dirte'

2/11/2010 10:39:48 AM

DEF LEOPARD SUX!

2/11/2010 10:47:16 AM

One day, I'mon marry that girl.

2/11/2010 10:49:01 AM

Don't try 'n church it up, Dirt.

2/11/2010 10:50:33 AM

She wants my body

2/11/2010 10:55:44 AM

balls froze to the porch?

2/11/2010 11:08:10 AM

you got cracklin kitty chasers, husker dos, husker donts (with or without the skeeter stick)

2/11/2010 11:10:47 AM

You like to see homos naked?

2/11/2010 11:21:23 AM

Hey, you're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

2/11/2010 11:26:39 AM

^^Guy likes to see homos naked, that don't help me none.

2/11/2010 11:32:09 AM

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

2/11/2010 11:51:16 AM

You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?

2/11/2010 11:54:10 AM

Does your mother sew?
BOOM!
Get her to sew that.

2/11/2010 12:01:48 PM

Dang.

2/11/2010 12:15:23 PM

Fucking cocksucker.

Right on.

2/11/2010 12:24:30 PM

Why don't you go practice fallin' down. I'll be there in a minute.

2/11/2010 12:47:37 PM

What are you wearing a wig for? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

2/11/2010 1:16:35 PM

Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back, making fun of Joe Dirt?

2/11/2010 1:21:11 PM

WHY DONT YOU GO PRACTICE FALLING DOWN AND I'LL MEET YOU THERE LATER?

2/11/2010 1:55:24 PM

A real winner. It's amazing to me you turned out like you did...



...with that sort of mentoring.

[Edited on February 11, 2010 at 1:59 PM. Reason : m]

2/11/2010 1:58:57 PM

YOU'RE MY SISTER! YOU'RE MY SISTER!



It puts the lotion on its skin!

2/11/2010 2:05:21 PM

If my calculations are correct, this should make ice...OH NO POISON MUSTARD GAS

2/11/2010 2:06:13 PM

-Oh, Dirt, did I get you?
-No, I'm cool.



No, you're not. Where's Brandy?

2/11/2010 2:13:15 PM

Here's my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep...

2/11/2010 4:03:00 PM

I'm done with that fart, you can have that.

2/11/2010 4:03:36 PM

i dont know i just cant do it
would it help if i said i was your sister
maybe
im your sister im your sister

2/11/2010 4:05:50 PM

"Maybe you'll find your wife in heaven.



She'll be just how you remembered her.



Them big doe eyes.



That soft honey-blonde hair.



Smooth tan skin.



Huge, pert rack."


[Edited on February 11, 2010 at 4:06 PM. Reason : fa]

2/11/2010 4:05:59 PM

^that part was fun cause he got a wood

2/11/2010 4:08:01 PM

^what's in his pocket?

....

2/11/2010 4:11:34 PM

Quote :

"If my calculations are correct, this should make ice...OH NO POISON MUSTARD GAS"

probably my favorite line.

2/11/2010 4:24:06 PM

You don't even have a car.



I know, but that's a deal.

2/11/2010 4:32:04 PM

"I thought you said you had a hemi."

"Yeah, I'm having a footprint gas pedal installed, so I stole this pile."

2/11/2010 5:17:00 PM

Come on.
I'll treat you to a Dairy Queen.



Why are you being all nice?



I am always nice to you, Joe Dirt.



Can I come too?



Robbie, I only have enough money
for me and Joe.



Come on, Joe. Let's do it.



-Come on, Charlie.
-Come on, boy!

2/11/2010 5:18:59 PM

ahaha I knew H8R would be all up in this shit





^ that is my favorite part of the movie, 1. because of Brandy's well manicured back yard

and 2. because fuckin Kid Rock doesn't even have the money to go to Dairy Queen

2/11/2010 6:25:11 PM

hated the movie the first time I saw it- now it is one of my favorites

2/11/2010 6:28:13 PM

hahahaha

that movie is nothing but one liners

soo many good parts





What's the story here?
" I'm a white-trash idiot." The end.

2/11/2010 6:33:41 PM

not makin'?

so you like to see homos naked?

shit'll buff out...

2/11/2010 6:47:10 PM

Quote :

"DEF LEOPARD SUX!"

2/11/2010 6:58:17 PM