I am a United States Marine!!! I graduated on Friday!!
Fuck all you haters that said I was too soft and pretty! I did it!

2/13/2010 8:31:14 PM

pics or it didn't happen

2/13/2010 8:31:37 PM

congrats

2/13/2010 8:31:48 PM

congrats!

2/13/2010 8:31:58 PM

crackmonkey went up to boot camp and was all like




then the drill instructor showed up and was all like




then crackmonkey aced her pt test and the DI was all like




and then she posted about it and tww was all like




[Edited on February 13, 2010 at 8:34 PM. Reason : ]

2/13/2010 8:32:18 PM

but are you a space marine?

OK, OK, congrats

2/13/2010 8:32:34 PM

I realize this thread is fucking all you haters that said he was too soft and pretty! he did it!.....which I do not dispute.

Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight. i think our pee can kill bushes cause several times i peed out a window and like there was a bush outside that window and then like a few months later i noticed the bush was dead

2/13/2010 8:32:37 PM

crackmonkey could kick my ass.










And I'd like it.

2/13/2010 8:33:26 PM

wow


what should be an amazingly happy moment in your life filled with emotion and pride is reduced to an acknowledgment of those who doubted you in the beginning, months before this moment took place.


that's pretty sad.



congrats though.

2/13/2010 8:33:35 PM

obligatory:

TRY NOT TO SUCK A DICK ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT










lol, im jk

2/13/2010 8:34:16 PM

i dont remember anyone saying anything about you being pretty

2/13/2010 8:49:41 PM

congrats boo!
I'm proud of you

2/13/2010 8:51:23 PM

^^^ nah, Army chicks are sluts.


Marine chicks are rug munchers.















(seriously though, congrats )

2/13/2010 9:18:00 PM

douche chill

2/13/2010 9:35:51 PM

I doubt anyone on TWW has ever accused you of being "too pretty."

2/13/2010 9:42:21 PM

^beat me to it

2/13/2010 9:43:24 PM

congrats, good job

2/13/2010 10:25:30 PM

congrats, well done!

2/14/2010 1:41:05 AM

Sweet, another body to tote around.

2/14/2010 1:42:17 AM

tww is proud of you

2/14/2010 1:43:18 AM

Congrats, crackmonkey!

My brother is going to Parris Island in August. Any advice I should pass along?

2/14/2010 1:44:50 AM

you may be proud of her, tww doesnt give a shit

2/14/2010 1:44:54 AM

congrats

now the hard part: dont eat pussy

2/14/2010 2:29:06 AM

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"Sweet, another body to tote around."

i lol'd

2/14/2010 2:38:56 AM

i wonder whether she completed the requirements for men or just the ones for women.

2/14/2010 2:45:03 AM

Awesome. Congrats!!!!

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2/14/2010 2:53:22 AM

are you enlisted or officer?

2/14/2010 8:46:45 AM

gg crackmonkey, congrats!

2/14/2010 1:53:10 PM

QFT

Quote :

"I doubt anyone on TWW has ever accused you of being "too pretty.""

2/14/2010 5:01:21 PM

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"are you enlisted or officer? "

I'm enlisted. Officer candidate school is hard as shit. I'm going to do enlisted for a year to get my foot in the door then I'm going to try ocs.

2/14/2010 5:09:31 PM

Congrats Private

2/14/2010 5:11:06 PM

Congrats!

2/14/2010 5:11:54 PM

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"I doubt anyone on TWW has ever accused you of being "too pretty."

crackmonkey is absolutely gorgeous. She was one of the hottest girls at State, IMO.

2/14/2010 5:45:01 PM

I'm sure. That's why she is on TWW and in the military.

2/14/2010 5:53:59 PM

She's OK for a black person

2/14/2010 5:54:19 PM

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"crackmonkey is absolutely gorgeous. She was one of the hottest girls at State, IMO."

Not according to the pic of herself she had in her gallery, which she had to take down because it kept popping up sarcastically in "hottest girl" threads.

2/14/2010 6:00:26 PM

Quote :

"I sucked his cock"

2/14/2010 6:09:02 PM

congrats, now you only have a year left at least of higher ranking people fucking with you for no reason, basic is the easy part of the military, get over it...and dont think stories of basic are cool to tell people, everyone in the miltary you will meet has done it, you aren't special...deploy and do some cool shit, then you can talk to me
/rant

2/15/2010 11:43:48 AM

lol pwnt

2/15/2010 11:45:58 AM

hahahaha

congrats and stuff, but damn that was funny

2/15/2010 11:51:00 AM

congrats! here's your rifle, now go get in the front of the landing craft meat shei.... I mean combat expert!

2/15/2010 11:51:22 AM

she'll be pregnant in a year

2/15/2010 1:57:18 PM

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"I'm enlisted. Officer candidate school is hard as shit. I'm going to do enlisted for a year to get my foot in the door then I'm going to try ocs."

This.

is a bad idea.

being enlisted will suck the life and drive out of you. so many enlisted people are just there for a check and to do as little as possible to get it.

go OCS asap. now, if at all possible.

2/15/2010 2:54:14 PM

welcome to the Corps. Good luck to see how you enjoy it. It will be a bit more than a year before you will be able to try OCS. Especially if your active duty. If your in college its easier.
but nonetheless, goodluck Marine

2/15/2010 3:01:00 PM

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"being enlisted will suck the life and drive out of you. so many enlisted people are just there for a check and to do as little as possible to get it. "

excuse me....but you sir can go fuck right the hell off

2/15/2010 3:02:43 PM

YOUR
YOU'RE
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2/15/2010 3:02:56 PM

congrats!!!

2/15/2010 3:06:38 PM

Do women in the marines fight the same fire monster in basic or is there a smaller fire monster for the girls?

2/15/2010 3:06:52 PM