from the annoying bitches having an "Anti-Valentine's Day" in my living room.



Must be fluent in "OMG LIKE" and be able to understand voices on the upper vocal register.

2/13/2010 10:05:52 PM

just play this bro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DuE2cKfypk


pretty sure thatll clear the room of thems types

[Edited on February 13, 2010 at 10:07 PM. Reason : amirite?]

2/13/2010 10:06:59 PM

go swing your dong around

2/13/2010 10:07:12 PM

ok they're leaving, praise the lord

2/13/2010 10:10:13 PM

2/13/2010 10:11:45 PM

shit, some of them are still here

2/13/2010 10:14:30 PM

what exactly is going on?

2/13/2010 10:14:52 PM

hahaha my girl went to one of those tonight.

2/13/2010 10:25:55 PM

2/13/2010 10:27:39 PM

they had a potluck dinner


and now they're just seriously fucking trying to talk over each other


interspersed with their awful giggles

2/13/2010 10:29:18 PM

shove your shlong in their mouths? quiet them up

2/13/2010 10:30:29 PM

I would pay money to NOT have my shlong touch any of them.

2/13/2010 10:38:06 PM

oh lawd, you mad?

2/13/2010 10:38:37 PM

u goddamned right I'm mad

2/13/2010 10:48:41 PM

go out somewhere. cookout. then theyll want to go out and get some. then you lock the door and board it up

2/13/2010 10:49:32 PM

I've missed the explanation for why you can't just kick them out of your living room.

2/13/2010 10:50:07 PM

because they're my roommate's guests


and had I known that they were going to be anywhere near this fucking annoying, I would've never said "yeah it's cool if you have your dinner here"

2/13/2010 10:55:47 PM

Oh.

2/13/2010 10:56:49 PM