I have a hot date tonight. I'm not sure if there will be any nookie, but I wanna ask: should I trim the bushes?

2/14/2010 9:52:56 PM

In Boston, Ben Bruce meets Adelbert Bruce, his cousin. The two witness a mad dog attack a small child. Ben Bruce leaps to his aid by covering the dog's head with his coat, ruining it. The father, Franklin Wentworth, gives him credit at a men's store to buy a new suit. ("Man proposes, but God disposes," or right place, right time?) Ben Bruce gets his picture put in the paper.

2/14/2010 10:02:29 PM

ever since you got your first gf you sure do talk about it a lot

this is who you remind me of



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2/14/2010 10:03:28 PM

you should always keep yourself adequately manscaped

you never know when a situation will present itself, and you don't want to be caught off guard

2/15/2010 12:11:23 AM

evan, what say you?

2/16/2010 12:24:33 AM

it looks like he already said

2/16/2010 12:24:56 AM

I'd like a second opinion from him, though

2/16/2010 12:25:59 AM

Just trim that shit already. It can't hurt your slim to none chances.

2/16/2010 12:28:17 AM

oh sick burn

2/16/2010 12:30:00 AM

hookers arent girlfriends...she will care less....just dont forget the money......

2/16/2010 12:30:39 AM

Hey evan. My girlfriend is coming in to town today. There probably won't be any nookie, but I wanted to know: should I trim the bushes?

3/10/2010 6:32:06 AM

[Edited on March 10, 2010 at 9:12 AM. Reason : no]

3/10/2010 6:46:25 AM

Quote :

"Hey evan. My girlfriend is coming in to town today. There probably won't be any nookie, but I wanted to know: should I trim the bushes?"

then she's not your girlfriend.

3/10/2010 9:14:41 AM

some people can have a relationship without it always having to be about sex, Linda. In short, some people aren't filthy dirty whores like you. OH, SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

3/15/2010 1:34:56 AM

Quote :

"some people can have a relationship without it always having to be about sex, Linda."

i thought that was sort of the entire point behind having a relationship

3/15/2010 2:32:58 AM

it is. For dat 190% exclusivity.

3/15/2010 2:38:26 AM

when i was younger, i used to think that promiscuous girls were some sort of whore demons.... even though i pretty much only dated slutty chicks.

it took me a long time to realize that whores are very awesome and actually make the best girlfriends.

3/15/2010 6:51:50 AM

Without the physical part, it's just a friendship, IMO.

3/15/2010 7:28:15 AM

^^ Gah, I had a long term boyfriend that had very similar negative feelings about my high sex drive- made me feel like some kind of slut, even though I only wanted to be with him. I'm glad you figured otherwise. He's probably eating his words now.

3/15/2010 2:46:45 PM

Quote :

"it took me a long time to realize that whores are very awesome and actually make the best girlfriends."

Till you walk in on them with your buddies cock in her ass.

3/15/2010 2:59:45 PM

I like girls who love sex and are extremely loyal. This is why fat chicks are the way to go.

3/15/2010 3:32:20 PM

^hahahahahaha

i agree, except i go to the beach too often to date a fat chick

3/15/2010 4:12:31 PM

That's why you get a normal to thin chick and make her think she's fat. She already does, just don't discourage it.

3/15/2010 4:14:58 PM

What have I done?

3/15/2010 4:22:32 PM

3/15/2010 5:26:44 PM

Quote :

"Hey evan. My girlfriend is coming in to town today. There probably won't be any nookie, but I wanted to know: should I trim the bushes?"

then she's not your girlfriend.

QFT.

If the girl isn't giving you some AND she's coming in from outta town, well, then...your relationship sucks and/or your girlfriend sucks, and/or you gay, yo.

3/15/2010 5:34:39 PM

trim your shit anyways.....you know, just in case you get some nookie with your non-girlfriend. lolz

3/15/2010 5:43:32 PM

What's the best level of manscape?

3/15/2010 5:45:14 PM

shave it down bare so when you don't get any, then all you're left with is the itchy razor burn to remind you that you keep manscaping for a girl who won't put out.

3/15/2010 5:47:27 PM

Got it.

3/15/2010 5:47:58 PM

well that was for aaronburro but you could take the advice too if you like.

3/15/2010 5:48:42 PM

Quote :

"I like girls who love sex and are extremely loyal. This is why fat chicks are the way to go."

lol... so funny.. but very true.

3/15/2010 5:54:00 PM