Guys always say, "Oh and the sex was great!"

Girls, it has been my observation (not experience, because I do in fact have amazing sex, it's a shame y'all won't ever find out), that you have more of a struggle when it comes to great sex. Rarely do I ever hear a female say, "oh and the sex was great!" So what gives?

2/17/2010 5:22:03 PM

I think they only say it to other females

2/17/2010 5:22:42 PM

they just dont try as hard

2/17/2010 5:22:57 PM

because men suck at sex

2/17/2010 5:23:56 PM

Truth.

The woman is the only one that can allow herself to have great sex. If she's not enjoying it, it's most likely her fault. She's holding back. However, she will be more than happy to place all of the burden on the guy, so she if she doesn't have fun... IT'S YOUR FAULT.

Truth.

2/17/2010 5:24:59 PM

^^or your guys suck at sex

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:25 PM. Reason : []

2/17/2010 5:25:28 PM

or maybe it's a double standard? Sure, guys can announce they have sex and they get a high five. But if a female mentions they have sex, they are condemned as a whore and given a high five... to their ass.

2/17/2010 5:25:45 PM

Wouldn't that be a low five?

2/17/2010 5:26:21 PM

^^^^Well we can't help it if the guys finishes before we can enjoy it

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:26 PM. Reason : ]

2/17/2010 5:26:24 PM

yea men get off from like light genital touching

or dry humping

or the sight of boobs

(if you find a guy that doesn't get off in <20 minutes the potential for good sex goes up greatly)

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:27 PM. Reason : .]

2/17/2010 5:27:23 PM

Quote :

"she will be more than happy to place all of the burden on the guy"

2/17/2010 5:27:32 PM

^^^^ GG LunaK.

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:27 PM. Reason : ^^]

2/17/2010 5:27:43 PM

also, I know that I speak the truth... for I have flipped the script on a woman before. There have been times that I've been afflicted with the whiskey dick... and I didn't even hesitate before blaming it on the woman. I'm pretty sure I scarred that poor girl for life, by making her believe she was so goddamn hideous that she couldn't even get my dick hard.

2/17/2010 5:28:44 PM

^ So I'm not that ugly? YAY!

2/17/2010 5:29:44 PM

2/17/2010 5:29:45 PM

Damn dude. I find it hard to believe anyone deserves that

FTR, no one has done the "oh I wonder what's in a wonder ball" parody? wow. T-dub is letting me down like most guys when they go to have sex with a woman.

[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:30 PM. Reason : .]

2/17/2010 5:29:49 PM

i get whiskey dick if i try to have sex after like 3 am

once im tired aint shit happenin

2/17/2010 5:30:37 PM

Hey, when my ego is at stake, I can't afford any losses. ಠ_ಠ

2/17/2010 5:30:47 PM

i wa wa wa wa waaaonnder

2/17/2010 7:30:08 PM

That is why I just rape em.

2/17/2010 7:43:55 PM

Quote :

"if you find a guy that doesn't get off in <20 minutes the potential for good sex goes up greatly"

+1

2/17/2010 7:46:59 PM