ok so my buddy last night tells me this story.

"I have been helping this retired colonel move his stuff around because of his moving. This guy is crazy and a bad ass. He took a grenade to the side of his face/head in korea or vietnam. So he told me the way you tell if a girl is good in bed is by the way she sneezes. The harder they sneeze and louder it is, the better she is in bed."

I proceeded to laugh at him and he proceeded to ask any girl he started talking to how she sneezed. The new hot ass bartender said medium and he replied to me with "I need a hard sneezer."
He finally told the bartender what it meant to see what she thought.

2/20/2010 4:03:24 PM

This idea has some potential me thinks.

2/20/2010 4:05:00 PM

cool story bro.

2/20/2010 4:05:58 PM

sleep with her

2/20/2010 4:06:17 PM

The just-before-you-sneeze face can be very similar to the O face

2/20/2010 4:08:32 PM

Fuck her
Video record it.

2/20/2010 4:13:26 PM

^^ disagree. before-sneeze-face is an inhale. O-face is an exhale

2/20/2010 4:13:52 PM

There's probably some truth to this. Have you ever noticed very prim and proper girls will try to do a very minimal sneeze?

2/20/2010 4:17:43 PM

I'm a loud, hard and multiple sneezer

2/20/2010 4:24:34 PM

where's the parroty?

2/20/2010 4:29:49 PM

i sneeze really hard and loudly

2/20/2010 4:33:55 PM

ya but you dont give blowjobs so DISQUALIFIED

2/20/2010 4:37:00 PM

^^Do you let the snot fly all over the place or do you let the snot fly into your sleeve and then have to clean it up?

[Edited on February 20, 2010 at 4:37 PM. Reason : e]

2/20/2010 4:37:48 PM

^^yeah well that is completely disgusting. why anyone would put their mouth on someone's genitalia is beyond me.

^depends on the sneeze. if it's a sneak attack sneeze snot tends to fly.

[Edited on February 20, 2010 at 4:39 PM. Reason : ]

2/20/2010 4:38:32 PM

I usually run a play-by-play of her gallery on YouPorn.

Quote :

"I'm a loud, hard and multiple sneezer "

10/10, elkaybie

2/20/2010 4:40:31 PM

^^ Say No!!!! ... With moves like this:

2/20/2010 4:41:57 PM

lololol I'm sototally going to bwn down with twoozles

2/20/2010 4:49:32 PM

WHAT KIND OF AWFUL NON-LESBIAN WOMAN DOESNT SUCK DICK?

2/20/2010 5:06:05 PM

ever had a girl sneeze while you were inside her? that shit is

2/20/2010 5:06:25 PM

^ for some reason that made me giggle

2/20/2010 5:15:10 PM

it's a feeling like none other

2/20/2010 5:15:40 PM

^^me too!

[Edited on February 20, 2010 at 5:16 PM. Reason : ^]

2/20/2010 5:15:48 PM

what the fuck is this mickeymouse shit.

2/20/2010 5:19:19 PM

No wonder my parents would fuss at me for sneezing too loud. They didn't want me to look like a slut.

2/20/2010 6:23:33 PM

You can tell a girl is terrible in life if she drives a Saturn.

2/20/2010 6:36:45 PM

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"why anyone would put their mouth on someone's genitalia is beyond me."

because it's pleasurable to other person perhaps?

2/20/2010 6:38:57 PM

You can tell that anyone has failed at life, by their driving of a saturn.


"OH LOOK, the rubbermaid panel pops out when I hit it w/ this shopping cart!!!!"

2/20/2010 6:39:07 PM

so i should just kill myself now?

2/20/2010 6:46:14 PM

2/20/2010 8:28:02 PM

this is an interesting theory for parties.

2/20/2010 8:39:16 PM

that doesn't really say if she's good in bed. it just tells about her O-face. there's more to being good in teh sack than how she cums

2/20/2010 8:41:56 PM

this theory is flawed.

2/20/2010 8:43:26 PM

I, too, think this theory is flawed.

2/20/2010 8:44:57 PM

A better gauge is her relationship with her father. Bad = great in the sack.

2/20/2010 8:49:56 PM

^that's an even worse theory

2/20/2010 8:51:16 PM

yeah, that one's not gonna work either

2/20/2010 8:52:14 PM

The best way to tell if a girl is good in bed is to sleep with them.

2/20/2010 8:52:23 PM

ding ding ding

2/20/2010 8:53:11 PM

also, if she can't dance, she can't fuck

2/20/2010 8:53:34 PM

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"A better gauge is her relationship with her father. Bad = great in the sack."

that's just fuckin weird

2/20/2010 9:11:27 PM

what r yall talking about, all the girl has to do is bring the hole and let us pound it
whats all this good or bad in bed talk about

2/20/2010 9:17:02 PM

also a good way to tell what your girl is going to look like in 30 years is to look at her mom.

Its uncanny how closely some people grow to look like their parents. So if her mom is fat, beware.

2/20/2010 9:17:10 PM

to me it look like she gettin fucked in the ass to me

2/20/2010 9:18:50 PM

Ask her previous boyfriends/girlfriends.

2/20/2010 9:23:21 PM

Quote :

" I'm sototally going to bwn down with twoozles"

Quote :

"ever had a girl sneeze while you were inside her? that shit is "

I like tickling... I'm sure the end result is the same.

[Edited on February 20, 2010 at 10:44 PM. Reason : .]

2/20/2010 10:43:27 PM

^^ sounds like an awful idea. Plus how can you trust anything that they say?

2/20/2010 10:44:18 PM

Quote :

"also, if she can't dance, she can't fuck"

2/20/2010 10:45:32 PM

that sounds legitimate

2/20/2010 11:09:41 PM

2/20/2010 11:10:54 PM

...just ask H8R if she's good or not.

chances are... he's slept with her

2/20/2010 11:12:47 PM