friend: get this
friend: friend **** came up here this weekend, left yesterday afternoon
friend: we fawked a bunch
friend: i PIIHB before she left yesterday
friend: rawdog, obv.
me: YES
friend: not the best partl
friend: lol
friend: so i didnt get time to shower, was liek "eh w/e ill shower in the AM before class"
friend: so later that night
friend: this girl from down teh hall who i fucked before was liek "lets watch a movie"
friend: okay so we watch a movie
friend: and before we go to sleep
friend: she blows me
friend: aka
me: omgomgomg
friend: she indirectly went ass to mouth on a gurl
friend: lolololololol
me: did she know?
friend: nope
me: YES
me: I love you right now.

[Edited on February 23, 2010 at 4:26 PM. Reason : .]

2/23/2010 4:24:24 PM

coulda sworn it was this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JBXCT6en38

2/23/2010 4:24:49 PM

^also funny

2/23/2010 4:25:44 PM

I, too, have had sex.

2/23/2010 4:27:28 PM

hahaha

2/23/2010 4:29:27 PM

girl: go nap
me: in a minute
me: i'm still trying to talk you into coming to see me :-*
girl: *grins* don't you know that wearing me down doesn't work by now?
me: dang it
girl: haha
me: i guess i do now
me: ok new plan
me: i have candy
me: want some candy?
girl: WHAT KINDDA CANDIES
me: sweettarts
me: and nerds
me: and skittles
girl: *narrows eyes* all girls like sweettarts, nerds, and skittles
me: yes they do
girl: haha
girl: yeah we do
me: i also have a puppy
girl: what kind of puppy
me: a unicorn puppy
girl: hahahhahha
me: with wings
girl: wtf is this, Lisa Frank

2/23/2010 4:29:37 PM

LOL

2/23/2010 4:33:16 PM

2/23/2010 4:34:29 PM

ahahhahaha

2/23/2010 4:36:17 PM

never understood when i was a kid why girls ain't into swords and guns and traps and shit

2/23/2010 4:36:38 PM

yo thats kinda disgusting in more than one way

2/23/2010 6:33:20 PM

Quote :

"SHE DIDN'T KNOW"

2/23/2010 6:34:57 PM

you have a nice disgusting friend

Quote :

"friend: so i didnt get time to shower, was liek "eh w/e ill shower in the AM before class""

2/23/2010 6:36:35 PM

holy crap i totally forgot about lisa frank! i was obsessed with the stickers!

2/23/2010 6:43:54 PM

^^*shrugs* I'm not trying to suck his dick.

2/23/2010 8:49:17 PM