because if i mention that i'm almost out

my darling wife will be like GUESS WE NEED TO GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE

and lots of money will disappear

[Edited on February 23, 2010 at 10:44 PM. Reason : also i don't know what happened to the thread title]

2/23/2010 10:43:51 PM

is your wife single?

2/23/2010 10:50:13 PM

excellent question

2/23/2010 10:50:47 PM

Quote :

"OUNC OF BOURBON"

2/23/2010 10:52:22 PM

so, are you going to replace your bottle on your own without mentioning it or

2/23/2010 10:52:26 PM

i'll just bring my emergency bottle home from work

I KID

2/23/2010 10:53:34 PM

when did you start drinking, fella?

2/23/2010 10:59:36 PM

i don't know

probably around the time i copped that hacking charge

or about the time i started hating my last job

call it 2005 to be charitable, maybe

2/23/2010 11:01:36 PM

man up and buy some whiskey

2/23/2010 11:02:44 PM

oh is bourbon water or

2/23/2010 11:03:18 PM

DID YOU KNOW

that there's only a handful of women who do the maker's dippin

and ALLEGEDLY the connoisseurs can tell which woman dipped the bottle by the drip pattern

2/23/2010 11:05:08 PM

So I've heard.

2/23/2010 11:08:49 PM

kurtis why your name start with a k

2/23/2010 11:09:13 PM

Makers is for amateurs.

2/23/2010 11:10:42 PM

yo n/m i'm going to bed

anyway matthew it ain't like we ever drank together

we need to rectify that

2/23/2010 11:11:06 PM

good for you.

2/23/2010 11:11:23 PM

p.s. amateur is just another word for lover

2/23/2010 11:11:58 PM

the punisher drinks wild turkey

2/23/2010 11:12:21 PM

Quote :

"kurtis why your name start with a k"

You'd have to ask my parents. I just spell it the way it's written on the birth certificate.

2/23/2010 11:13:11 PM

and you used to be a grammar nazi

2/23/2010 11:31:47 PM

i need alcohol as well

2/24/2010 12:08:31 AM

Nothing's changed. I am and ever was FroshKiller, not your idea of FroshKiller.

2/24/2010 7:07:36 AM

2/24/2010 7:27:04 AM

Same old G

2/24/2010 7:30:18 AM

nah, you've gone soft Frosh.... its ok though, we all have. age has a way of tempering the exuberance of youth.

2/24/2010 8:15:30 AM

Were you not around the other day when Wolfmarsh was talking shit about TSA agents not being able to tie his own shoes, and I asked if his crippled kid could tie their own shoes? That soft compared to my salad days?

[Edited on February 24, 2010 at 8:37 AM. Reason : i mean why i am so defensive anyway]

2/24/2010 8:31:02 AM

cuz u soft mate, thats why

2/24/2010 9:20:00 AM

(no homo)

2/24/2010 9:20:41 AM

haha ok i take it back

[Edited on February 24, 2010 at 9:27 AM. Reason : pulling out]

2/24/2010 9:27:15 AM

i mean is the froshkiller of 2010 the same animal as the froshkiller of 2001

perhaps not

but does softer mean worse

or less desirable

or less valuable

i think not

2/24/2010 9:29:22 AM

(no homo)

2/24/2010 9:33:05 AM

When did he start drinking?


When we worked together and I started forcing him.


PEER PRESSURE

2/24/2010 9:49:47 AM

oh that's true, jadn did peer pressure me into drinking

i became a drinker at thom swain's christmas party

good lord

2/24/2010 9:51:50 AM

Quote :

"and lots of money will disappear"

LOLZ POOR PEOPLE


just replace it with old crow you welfare case

2/24/2010 9:52:57 AM

i already drink gin from plastic bottles

pretty near rock bottom

mouthwash might be a step up

2/24/2010 9:54:40 AM

ha

most seen phrase on bottles in froshkillers liquor cabinet: BLENDED

2/24/2010 9:59:56 AM

alcoholism is pretty much a prereq before becoming a great author ok

early death too


step it up frosh. shit aint just gonna happen - hit them bottles

2/24/2010 10:27:59 AM

does whiskey count as beer?

2/24/2010 1:55:34 PM

^ No. Don't be gay.

2/24/2010 2:55:38 PM

Quote :

"is your wife single?"

LOL

2/24/2010 2:56:11 PM

seriously don't be gay

2/24/2010 3:05:42 PM