Seriously???

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/7102538/

Quote :

"ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. — A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman's Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side. Atlantic City police said Frazier was an innocent bystander. Detective Lt. Charles Love said the gunman was aiming for a man who escaped with a bullet hole in his down jacket. The suspect remains at large. Frazier told The Press of Atlantic City that 'I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life." Frazier also told the newspaper that she had been "hollering" that she wanted to lose weight. She now said "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet.""

2/24/2010 5:33:38 PM

k

2/24/2010 5:34:30 PM

MANswers did it

2/24/2010 5:34:53 PM

Quote :

"WORST THREAD EVER"

2/24/2010 5:34:58 PM

more like her love handles saved someone else's life

2/24/2010 5:34:58 PM

if you werent a fatty, it probably wouldnt have hit you in the first place.
not hatin, just sayin....

2/24/2010 5:35:00 PM

^too true

2/24/2010 5:36:09 PM

reminds me of the end of the bare midriff episode of curb your enthusiasm

2/24/2010 5:36:17 PM

hahahaha

I love that they said she had been "hollering" to lose weight...

I WANNA LOSE WEIIIGGHHTT!!!!!

2/24/2010 5:37:19 PM

maybe she was hollering at some dudes?

2/24/2010 5:41:34 PM

"Woman dies of heart attack after attemping to gain weight to stop bullets"

2/24/2010 5:46:51 PM

wow...that is crazy. I still don't want love handles.

2/24/2010 5:51:19 PM

Why would you take and publish that picture?

Seriously.

2/25/2010 6:16:48 AM

thread title is so funny!

2/25/2010 7:20:46 AM

this thread brings the lols

2/25/2010 8:28:38 AM

JERSEY

2/25/2010 8:33:51 AM

What if that's the best picture they could get? It makes me want to see the others. Lols for all!

2/25/2010 8:39:48 AM

Other ways to prevent death from gunfire:
1. Don't go to a bar in Atlantic City unless it's in a casino. That place is a bigger dump than the rest of NJ.

2/25/2010 8:45:52 AM

I almost posted this article but got flood controlled.

2/25/2010 9:37:53 AM

Quote :

"I could have been dead."

2/25/2010 10:24:49 AM

great....juuuuust great. i got people like this, and the jersey shore show reppin my home state.

2/25/2010 12:47:26 PM

dont forget about the pollution!

2/25/2010 12:48:12 PM

I ain't no holler fat girl.

2/25/2010 12:52:45 PM

there was some stripper a few years back...shot in her implant at the strip club.

went on tv claiming the implant saved her life.

2/25/2010 12:55:28 PM

My favorite part of that pic is how she has on a tank top with a built in bra, but she has her boobs tucked under the band.

2/25/2010 4:42:17 PM

don't be fooled now, those shirts are deceptively hard to wear

2/25/2010 6:10:25 PM