So it's a Saturday and there are a bunch of Olympic events going on right now, and NBC isn't showing ANY OF IT. What the fuck are they thinking right now? I check ESPN and find out that the USA is leading in the bobsled event currently, and they aren't even showing it. I guess they're waiting for some tape delay bullshit.

No wonder NBC sucks. They are showing some stupid bullshit about the 9/11 attacks and its impact on some podunk town in Canada. Idiots.

2/27/2010 5:07:45 PM

Vancouver

2/27/2010 5:08:32 PM

Canada.

2/27/2010 5:08:53 PM

North America

2/27/2010 5:16:53 PM

wtf have they been droning on about for the last hour. i hate these little fluff pieces

2/27/2010 5:17:59 PM

Do they have anything here?
http://www.nbcolympics.com/

2/27/2010 5:18:01 PM

nbc is going overboard on these human interest pieces. fuck this stuff, show me some goddamn olympics.

2/27/2010 5:22:50 PM

Quote :

"NEED MOAR CURLING"

2/27/2010 5:24:23 PM

nationwide race is gonna start soon on ESPN2

fuck some olympics

2/27/2010 5:25:57 PM

IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU GUYS WANTED 9/11 TO HAPPEN

2/27/2010 5:28:34 PM

When I don't get to see Olympic bobsledding, the terrorists win.

2/27/2010 5:31:12 PM

Earf

2/27/2010 5:31:17 PM

Quote :

"nationwide race is gonna start soon on ESPN2 fuck some olympics "

yes sir

2/27/2010 5:33:46 PM

over/under on how many laps down danica finishes?

2/27/2010 5:36:07 PM

lol i think shes gonna get caught up in someone elses mess today

2/27/2010 5:37:09 PM

woohoo cars going in circles!!1!

2/27/2010 5:37:12 PM

^^^ Well, the race is under a rain delay... I thought the entire purpose of racing in a desert, is it doesn't fucking rain.

[Edited on February 27, 2010 at 5:37 PM. Reason : .]

2/27/2010 5:37:17 PM

vegas made it rain. its all digital and shit

2/27/2010 5:44:40 PM

Is there a conspiracy to find a way not to show as many sports as possible today?

2/27/2010 5:45:39 PM

^ You see, Chile actually created an earthquake in order to garner attention toward their little thought of country, after seeing how well it worked for Haiti. Argentina, not wanting to be bettered by Chile made an effort to create an earthquake that was better than Chile's, in order to gain more attention, and thus, more money from the international world. However, they lacked a properly developed flux soil re-spectrometizer. The USGS caught wind of Chile's plot, but were unable to notify the CIA and US military to stop Chile or Argentina from making use of their flux soil re-spectrometizers. Instead, USGS went into defensive mode and alerted Hawaii of the threat of a tsunami. Temporarily, Hawaii was able to gain further attention than Chile and Argentina combined, but Chile thought of this and employed the use their aqua-gamma-supression-de-energizer.

Now why did they choose this weekend? You see, for the past week and a half, Canada has gained more attention than the recovery efforts in Haiti, which have taken a backseat to the Olympics. By planning the Earthquake on the weekend of the Olympic finale, they're able to take the world's attention and sustain greater coverage than that of Haiti, and as such, earn more money and pity.

Oh, and they did it to piss you off FuhCtious.

2/27/2010 5:59:43 PM

I was gonna make a joke about how the tsunami would hit hard in an hour or so and screw up the evening's events, but on the off chance that actually happens, it would feel like a real dick move.

2/27/2010 6:09:23 PM