and get away with it what would it be?

I think I'd rob a bank. Maybe a Swiss bank.

3/5/2010 12:41:13 AM

jaywalking

3/5/2010 12:41:38 AM

i would speed everywhere

3/5/2010 12:41:46 AM

Cut a bitch

3/5/2010 12:42:20 AM

murder/suicide

3/5/2010 12:42:33 AM

Arson

3/5/2010 12:47:07 AM

Arson would be fun. Any place in particular?

3/5/2010 12:48:42 AM

Steal money from an insurance executive

3/5/2010 12:49:13 AM

i can't believe no one's said rape yet

3/5/2010 12:49:39 AM

^

3/5/2010 12:50:21 AM

i mean, it's TWW. it's pretty much expected

3/5/2010 12:51:01 AM

you gonna get raped


(didnt feel like finding the pic so just picture it here)

3/5/2010 12:52:58 AM

you gonna get raped


(didnt feel like finding the pic so just picture it here)

3/5/2010 12:54:12 AM

steal hearts

3/5/2010 12:54:17 AM

I can think of a few places...probably the damn courthouse after all the shit I went through last week.

[Edited on March 5, 2010 at 12:54 AM. Reason : I, too, expected rape to be listed a lot earlier]

3/5/2010 12:54:24 AM

Is this like a one time crime or do you mean you can do that crime forever and never get caught?

Either public urination or robbing Fort Knox depending on the answer.

3/5/2010 12:57:03 AM

beastiality

[Edited on March 5, 2010 at 1:04 AM. Reason : somehow didn't see jaywalking already]

3/5/2010 1:00:45 AM

Like a once in a lifetime thing. You have a free pass to commit any crime just once

3/5/2010 1:01:01 AM

I'm surprised no one's gone for the gusto and said genocide yet.

3/5/2010 1:02:05 AM

^^ In that case I'm going to go with public urination.

3/5/2010 1:10:18 AM

ahaha my friend got arrested for public urination -- now he's listed as a sex offender for "exposing himself in public"

tough break if you ask me

3/5/2010 1:13:33 AM

Not a crime but i just want to deport Grievas Vasquez

3/5/2010 1:14:22 AM

well you're gonna have to spell his name right if you want him deported

3/5/2010 1:15:58 AM

I would shoot bubblebobble in the head

3/5/2010 1:16:26 AM

i'd hit michael mcdonald with my car

and then help him regain his memory

so that he could play "i keep forgettin'" for me

inspiring me to use it as the backing track for my sweet new rap

3/5/2010 1:16:38 AM

it would be simpler just to hire him to play "i keep forgettin" for you and then not pay him

and get away with contract infringement

[Edited on March 5, 2010 at 1:18 AM. Reason : plus you don't risk accidentally shattering his fingers]

3/5/2010 1:17:54 AM

once i become ordained and get a liscence to marry people i will oversee a gay wedding in NC

3/5/2010 1:23:46 AM

i would embezzle from politicians en masse and donate the winnings to local nonprofits

3/5/2010 1:26:16 AM

i would post spoilers on tv shows

3/5/2010 1:51:27 AM

easily arson

3/5/2010 1:53:57 AM

Indecent exposure

3/5/2010 1:55:19 AM

i would act like mambagrl

3/5/2010 1:56:34 AM

3/5/2010 1:58:02 AM

Kill my parents and inherit their wealth.











































haha. just kidding.


If I could commit any one crime and get away with it, it would be a mass genocide against all those who I deem as "idiots" If you are a bum/lowlife and haven't are are not contributing to society in a positive way, I'm about to go all Dexter on your ass.

Quote :

"I'm surprised no one's gone for the gusto and said genocide yet."

LOL fuck! I posted this and then went back rereading what people posted. GG.

[Edited on March 5, 2010 at 2:03 AM. Reason : ..]

3/5/2010 2:02:24 AM

mass murder

3/5/2010 2:02:45 AM

You said "rape" twice.

3/5/2010 2:08:28 AM

I'd rob a bank as well...but I'd at least like to be involved in the high-speed chase afterwards...and then somehow get away.

3/5/2010 9:53:04 AM

^^ he likes rape

stampeding cattle through the vatican

3/5/2010 9:55:34 AM

finding $1BAZIILLLION magically appear in my bank account, with no guilt attached ... that would be cool....

So, anything illegal that could make that possible would be my choice.

3/5/2010 9:58:19 AM

modifying my police record

3/5/2010 10:19:15 AM

racketeering

3/5/2010 10:20:41 AM

Probably this:

Quote :

"If I could commit any one crime and get away with it, it would be a mass genocide against all those who I deem as "idiots" If you are a bum/lowlife and haven't are are not contributing to society in a positive way, I'm about to go all Dexter on your ass"

3/5/2010 10:22:31 AM

Quote :

"Not a crime but i just want to deport Grievas Vasquez"

3/5/2010 10:25:00 AM

I'd dine on a feast composed entirely of endangered animals. I'd also use their pelts to make matching socks, underwear, pants, and a jacket...which I would wear to look snazzy.

3/5/2010 10:25:45 AM

^
I'd poison that feast.

3/5/2010 10:33:00 AM

Ninja, plz. What you know bout dat African lion hover shorts

3/5/2010 10:35:47 AM

clearly i'd do something that'd net me a lot of money.

3/5/2010 10:42:12 AM

I'd pull that tag off of my mattress

3/5/2010 10:42:55 AM

^^^
lol... don't worry. I'd use a slow-acting hallucinogenic poison...

3/5/2010 10:46:10 AM

Sweet

3/5/2010 10:48:25 AM