and rolling all the peanut butter in the crackers into one ball

eating the crackers

then eating the peanut butter

3/5/2010 3:53:49 PM

i don't have that kind of patience

3/5/2010 3:54:37 PM

I would like to make sweet love to your peanut butter ball.

3/5/2010 3:55:15 PM

I am currently eating these. But I won't do this terrorist shit that you're talking about.

3/5/2010 3:55:29 PM

am i crazy or have these things gotten oranger

3/5/2010 3:55:45 PM

you crazy

3/5/2010 3:56:16 PM

3/5/2010 3:56:26 PM

where does the orange come from?

3/5/2010 3:56:46 PM

Quote :

"from Lance Communications to "jlhamilt@gmail.com" date Mon, Apr 17, 2006 at 4:23 AM subject Lance Communications Good Morning, You pronounce it (knee cot)(ne kot) Hope this helped. Thanks, bd"

[Edited on March 5, 2010 at 3:58 PM. Reason : the point is e-mail]

3/5/2010 3:58:45 PM

Do they still have the honor system snack boxes at old school gas stations? That always seemed like a dangerous idea. Then again, I'm cynical about American ethics.

3/5/2010 4:00:20 PM

could you not be a moron in my thread please

3/5/2010 4:00:39 PM

KNEE COT?

MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

3/5/2010 4:01:48 PM

i know right

i was all SO IS IT REALLY NEE-KO OR

3/5/2010 4:02:13 PM

You're the moron who emailed Lance for a pronunciation key.

3/5/2010 4:04:41 PM

There are no stupid questions!

[Edited on March 5, 2010 at 4:05 PM. Reason : also that motherfucker replied at like 4:30 in the morning]

3/5/2010 4:05:02 PM

only stupid people

That's an impressive response time! Sign of economic depression?

[Edited on March 5, 2010 at 4:05 PM. Reason : .]

3/5/2010 4:05:22 PM

you could've asked on tww and i would've told you it was knee-cot

3/5/2010 4:06:44 PM

i don't give a fuck what you have to say

my man bd delivered the official company stance

[Edited on March 5, 2010 at 4:08 PM. Reason : anyway that was 2006]

3/5/2010 4:07:47 PM

3/5/2010 4:08:29 PM

I'm gonna e-mail Lance Inc. and be like

Yo, I would like to be the motherfucker that answer questions about cracker pronunciations at 4 am. I will do this shit for free. I will pay you to let me do this. Please. Please.

3/5/2010 4:08:38 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

anyway i bet the orange is from all the SUBTLE CHEESE FLAVOR and pesticides

3/5/2010 4:09:36 PM

Honestly, that's probably the time of day when bd is needed most. I'm sure most stoners email cracker questions between the hours of midnight and 5 am.

3/5/2010 4:09:50 PM

Quote :

"from Lance Communications to "jlhamilt@gmail.com" date Thu, Apr 6, 2006 at 9:55 AM subject Lance Communications Thank you for contacting Lance. You will hear from a Customer Representative within 2 business days. If you submitted an employment inquiry, someone will contact you if there is a fit with the company's needs. Below is the information you submitted: ======================================= Name: Jonathan Hamilton Address: 2520 Avent Ferry Road, Apartment 204 City: Raleigh State: NC Zip Code: 27606 Phone #: 919-889-2943 E-mail Address: jlhamilt@gmail.com Comments: How do you pronounce "Nekot"?"

[Edited on March 5, 2010 at 4:11 PM. Reason : i gave my address because i thought i'd get coupons (i did not)]

3/5/2010 4:10:59 PM

Who thought TOAST CHEE was a good idea?

3/5/2010 4:12:47 PM

aw man

[Edited on March 5, 2010 at 4:13 PM. Reason : anyway lucky strike is toasted]

[Edited on March 5, 2010 at 4:14 PM. Reason : i meant to say lucky strikes is toasted]

3/5/2010 4:13:36 PM

Hmmm, for the most badass C-store employee in the quad, you certainly weren't very up-to-date on your nabs knowledge.

3/5/2010 4:13:37 PM

Add to my topics

3/5/2010 4:13:50 PM

i mean i knew the answer

i just wanted to know what they'd tell me

like would they fake me out or whatnot

[Edited on March 5, 2010 at 4:14 PM. Reason : ahaha add to my topics]

3/5/2010 4:14:42 PM

anyway you could've just said most badass C-store employee period

3/5/2010 4:16:27 PM

Yeah, but Graham worked at Talley and he hooked me up with free ice cream and massages.

3/5/2010 4:17:53 PM

I did not know the answer

But now that I do, I feel that I must spread the knowledge; Nurture the tender seed known as "knee cot".

"You sir, would you like to know the way? Follow me, and be forever changed."

3/5/2010 4:20:14 PM

like it's my fault that there wasn't ice cream at quad and that i abhor human contact

3/5/2010 4:32:19 PM

http://www.nabsdivers.org/

3/5/2010 5:13:55 PM