2009Am i going to die??
3/6/2010 9:59:17 AM
SNAP INTO A COMA
3/6/2010 10:00:16 AM
/thread
3/6/2010 10:00:53 AM
I think it has e coli
3/6/2010 10:01:06 AM
3/6/2010 10:03:44 AM
there's enough bullshit in a slim jim, i wouldnt worry about itbtw, why risk it for a $0.75 piece of garbage?
3/6/2010 10:04:35 AM
if you could do it all over again, would you?
3/6/2010 10:05:27 AM
good night, sweet prince
3/6/2010 10:07:43 AM
Dude, cockroaches will be eating slim jims after the nuclear holocaust. You'll be fine.
3/6/2010 10:15:21 AM
This is how it wentTook first bite (nom) looked at my friend chris (while nomming) "man thsit shit tastes expired"He replies that it expires 3/9/09I keep nomming thinking it was legal for 3 more days getting grosser each bite.......like 10 mins later it fucking hits me that its not 2009 anymore.(Sideways glance)Now I wanna hurl.
3/6/2010 10:18:51 AM
RIP off kaplan
3/6/2010 11:12:45 AM
you gonna get the swamp ass.
3/6/2010 11:15:43 AM
that's not the proper use of the term "swamp ass"
3/6/2010 11:21:28 AM
okyou gonna get the mud butt.
3/6/2010 11:22:25 AM
exactly
3/6/2010 11:22:38 AM
pretty sure slim jims expire via half lives.so you probably still had a few millenia left before worrying was warranted.
3/6/2010 11:29:52 AM
I've had an expired slim jim before. They taste worse but no catastrophe occurred from me eating it.
3/6/2010 11:40:33 AM
3/6/2010 1:58:41 PM
how exactly does a slim jim taste expired
3/6/2010 2:00:21 PM
you still alive?
3/6/2010 2:00:25 PM
3/6/2010 2:03:48 PM
im pretty sure thats one of the last ones that was made too. i mean the plant did made them did explode
3/6/2010 2:39:52 PM
Human tradgedy aside, this thread is fucking funny
3/6/2010 2:46:04 PM
something like a slim jim only has an expiration date because the eating quality is reduced. it's not going to kill you or make you sick, it will just taste awful.
3/6/2010 5:37:59 PM
3/6/2010 5:39:43 PM
yeah, i cant imagine a difference in taste
3/6/2010 5:45:15 PM
trust me, you can tellit doesn't have that "snap" to it. like you're not really snapping into a slim jim anymore.
3/7/2010 12:29:49 AM
i have a slim jim thats been expired for about 8 years if you care to try that next
3/7/2010 11:26:49 AM
lol
3/7/2010 11:51:00 AM
just checking in. Did he died?
3/7/2010 11:51:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4psCAY1bwqY&NR=1
3/7/2010 2:16:24 PM
Not dead but I blew up the bathroom at the Washington convention center so bad people were walking out......barely made it.
3/7/2010 8:11:17 PM