if you could go back and rewind after you'd done them. Purely for the sake of outrageousness.

For example, I spend a lot of time sitting in classes, and I've often fantasized about walking up to the front of the room, climbing up on the teacher's desk, dropping my pants, spreading my butt cheeks to the class and shitting. I wonder what would happen? What would people say? What would the teacher do? Who would, ultimately, clean up my poop? How would they go about firing me?

Does anyone else think about doing things like this?

3/7/2010 3:50:47 PM

Well I've never thought about going and shitting on the desk in the front of my classroom before...but now that you mention it.....

3/7/2010 3:51:41 PM

actually we had a nice discussion at the bobcats/lakers game friday night about running onto the court and taking a dump in the paint

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3/7/2010 3:53:21 PM

punching my way out of the womb

3/7/2010 3:59:09 PM

3/7/2010 4:17:52 PM

If I could rewind?

I would love to beat up a few colleagues.

3/7/2010 4:28:16 PM

I was at soccer camp in high school and this chick dumped a glass of tea on one of our teammates heads in the middle of a full cafeteria. One of our other teammates who wasn't there heard the story and filled up a small garbage pail full of pisswater, tracked her down on campus later that night and dumped it on her and told her to never fuck with our school if she didn't want to pay the consequences.

3/7/2010 4:35:02 PM

i could eat like that in the middle of my training one day and it wouldn't matter

that is kinda one of the reasons i run and bike so much

3/7/2010 4:46:09 PM

Sometimes when I see someone bent over I want to kick them in the face.

3/7/2010 4:48:49 PM

^ hahahahaha

3/7/2010 4:50:42 PM

I think a 3-way would be fun.

3/7/2010 4:51:30 PM

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"punching my way out of the womb"

I shot my way out my Mom Dukes

3/7/2010 6:30:47 PM

Gully as fuck, B

3/7/2010 6:31:18 PM

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" For example, I spend a lot of time sitting in classes, and I've often fantasized about walking up to the front of the room, climbing up on the teacher's desk, dropping my pants, spreading my butt cheeks to the class and shitting. I wonder what would happen? What would people say? What would the teacher do? Who would, ultimately, clean up my poop? How would they go about firing me? Does anyone else think about doing things like this?"

Southpark reference?

3/7/2010 7:10:13 PM

no

3/7/2010 8:25:12 PM

I would like to do all those girls I turned down. All of them. Sure, the consequence is I'd probably be an STD infected baby daddy, so I'm sure I've made the right decision(s), however, damn I would love a piece of all those asses I've turned down.

With that said, I'd also like to change the first time I got pulled over. Knowing what I know now, I should have most definitely slowed down when coming off that on ramp from I-40 to I-95.

Oh, and I've always wanted to walk up to a random cute/hot girl and ask if I can go downtown on her. Yeah...

3/7/2010 8:30:11 PM

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"soccer camp "

BhahahahahahahahAHA - WAS FIGURE SKATING CAMP FULL?

3/7/2010 9:02:24 PM