How come women never fall asleep on the couch watching TV?

3/7/2010 6:04:38 PM

my gf does all the time. i almost never do unless i've just gotten back from the gym or something and i'm exhausted.

3/7/2010 6:05:20 PM

i've seen this.

myth busted

3/7/2010 6:05:20 PM

Because there isn't a couch in the kitchen.

[Edited on March 7, 2010 at 6:05 PM. Reason : for the record, just kidding]

3/7/2010 6:05:26 PM

lol

3/7/2010 6:05:43 PM

^2 mega lol's


I fall asleep on the couch all the time

[Edited on March 7, 2010 at 6:05 PM. Reason : .]

3/7/2010 6:05:45 PM

I mean fall asleep sitting up. Not laying down.

3/7/2010 6:07:29 PM

3/7/2010 6:08:07 PM

Quote :

"Because there isn't a couch in the kitchen."

lolz

i only fall asleep on the couch when i'm super exhausted. and it's normally only when my boyfriend is already downstairs hanging out with me on the couch.

3/7/2010 6:12:40 PM

I love it when girls fall asleep on my shoulder, especially when they're my girlfriend.

3/7/2010 6:14:58 PM

i can't sleep with the television on

3/7/2010 6:15:39 PM

i fall asleep on the couch all the time

[Edited on March 7, 2010 at 6:16 PM. Reason : did it a few weeks ago while watching the hangover in fact ]

3/7/2010 6:15:59 PM

i used to never be able to sleep if anything was on.....music, tv, etc but my boyfriend stays up later than i do since we work different hours so i've gotten more accustomed to it.

3/7/2010 6:16:32 PM

I fell asleep on the couch earlier today and yesterday haha.

3/7/2010 6:18:36 PM

Quote :

"I love it when girls fall asleep on my shoulder"

what's really nice is when they turn out to be dead, not asleep

cuz then, it's on

3/7/2010 6:20:26 PM

I love it when girls fall asleep on my shoulder, especially when they're my girlfriend.

3/7/2010 6:20:29 PM

^^

3/7/2010 6:20:56 PM

^^^lol

3/7/2010 6:22:45 PM

they do

3/7/2010 6:36:05 PM

All through college, I would fall asleep on the couch watching TV.

3/7/2010 6:37:14 PM

Watching tv can easily make me sleepy. I guess its just from sitting there all relaxed.

Quote :

"Because there isn't a couch in the kitchen."

LOL

3/7/2010 6:54:23 PM

3/7/2010 7:12:06 PM

it happens. EXHIBIT A:

3/7/2010 7:35:58 PM

how do we know she's not dead?

3/7/2010 7:42:03 PM

well cause the cat wouldn't tolerate that shit.

3/7/2010 7:43:24 PM

i do. but my bf and i don't have a bed so we sleep on our couches.

3/8/2010 12:11:42 AM

I love it when girls fall asleep on my shoulder, especially when they're my girlfriend.

also LOL

Quote :

"Because there isn't a couch in the kitchen."

3/8/2010 12:43:33 AM

Winner of this thread: tromboner950

3/8/2010 12:46:28 AM

The television is like ambien for my gf. She either passes out immediately or starts trippin on some shit. And then passes out. I'm pretty sure if you threw her and a tv out of a plane at the same time she'd be asleep before she hit the ground

3/8/2010 1:05:33 AM

Um I do and I do all the time. haha.

3/8/2010 1:07:58 AM

females are programmed to find rape free zones before falling asleep
those who break this rule want rape

3/8/2010 1:17:27 AM

my gf does all the time

3/8/2010 1:17:57 AM

falling asleep on the couch watching TV is my preferred method of falling asleep. In fact, when I have the house to myself I often go to bed like that.

[Edited on March 8, 2010 at 1:21 AM. Reason : but I'm not a girl, so this doesn't really help answer the question]

3/8/2010 1:20:46 AM

I demand more generalizations.

3/8/2010 1:20:58 AM

my mom does it like it's her job

3/8/2010 1:52:36 AM

^haha yeah that is my mom in the pic

3/8/2010 12:15:17 PM

Girl I used to bang would always fall asleep watching the OC

that was the last straw

3/8/2010 12:17:35 PM

myth busted

3/8/2010 12:18:17 PM

My mom and sisters have always fallen asleep on the couch as far back as I remember.

3/8/2010 12:20:27 PM

my s2b wife does this all the time

the frustrating part is she will deny it to the grave, wake up after lightly snoring 'huh what i wasnt asleep!'

till i break out the voice memo and record her ass snoring

then i get slapped

3/8/2010 12:33:17 PM

Guys deny their nodding off/snoring too.

And I, too, fall asleep on the couch.

3/8/2010 12:40:43 PM

what i deny is not the point

3/8/2010 12:41:12 PM