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Tarpon
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http://www.gastongazette.com/news/barnes-44561-driving-dunick.html

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"Woman Shaving Privates Causes Florida Car Crash
Hot date in Key West leads to collision on 'scary road'

(Newser) – Florida revoked Megan Mariah Barnes' driver's license last week, and less than a day later she proved the wisdom of that decision, causing a car accident on US Highway 1 in the Florida Keys as she shaved her private parts while driving.
" About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm," the highway patrol officer who busted her tells KeysNews.com.
"It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it. "

It gets better: She was getting ready for a date. With her ex-husband in the passenger seat. Oh, and he was steering.
Barnes continued for a half-mile after rear-ending a pickup, then pulled over and hopped out from behind the wheel.
" She jumps in the back seat and he moves over," said the trooper. "It was like the old comedy bit, 'Who's on first?'""


[Edited on March 8, 2010 at 12:35 PM. Reason : .]

3/8/2010 12:34:07 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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[old]

3/8/2010 12:34:26 PM

vinylbandit
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[old]

3/8/2010 12:34:50 PM

th3oretecht
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^

3/8/2010 12:34:53 PM

Fareako
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^

3/8/2010 12:35:07 PM

bdmazur
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i feel like i've heard this before...

3/8/2010 12:35:44 PM

Tarpon
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How the hell is this old. The article was just printed in the newspaper today?

3/8/2010 12:37:44 PM

petejames
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There was already a thread about this

3/8/2010 12:39:03 PM

bdmazur
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Gastonia isn't exactly "news central"

3/8/2010 12:39:19 PM

The5thsoth
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3/8/2010 12:39:34 PM

EMCE
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Someone posted it yesterday, I think
Not with a very descriptive thread title though... so searching wouldnt have helped you

3/8/2010 12:40:17 PM

bdmazur
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its 2 days old:

message_topic.aspx?topic=589865

i'm not criticizing you for making a thread that already exists, everyone does it from time to time.

i'm criticizing you for thinking the Gaston Gazette is an up to date source

[Edited on March 8, 2010 at 12:44 PM. Reason : -]

3/8/2010 12:43:03 PM

vinylbandit
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this is like fucking paul revere riding into town yelling about redcoats

when king george is having lunch on the east lawn

3/8/2010 12:45:28 PM

saps852
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hahahahahaha fucking gaston gazette


people in gastonia dont even read that shit

3/8/2010 12:47:45 PM

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