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[Edited on March 10, 2010 at 8:54 PM. Reason : red x]

3/10/2010 8:53:26 PM

3/10/2010 8:54:15 PM

i think she has a horse face

3/10/2010 8:55:12 PM

thats a pretty dumb question

[ibt high cheekbones/big knees/stupid nit picky comments by virgin nerds]

3/10/2010 9:03:15 PM

i don't have overly high standards but i don't think she looks that good.

first pic is rare win though

3/10/2010 9:04:59 PM

Hawt.

3/10/2010 9:04:59 PM

love her. she's hysterical.

3/10/2010 9:05:42 PM

she used to be.

shes got n00dz too.

3/10/2010 9:09:42 PM

^pls to make thiz thread nsfw

3/10/2010 9:13:04 PM

She's pretty.

3/10/2010 9:17:49 PM

holy shit

she's only 35?

seriously?

seriously?

lol

...

seriously?

3/10/2010 9:22:41 PM

3/10/2010 9:23:30 PM

I thought she was in her 40s...

3/10/2010 9:24:13 PM

2-25-75

3/10/2010 9:26:23 PM

I LURV Chelsea!

3/10/2010 9:27:51 PM

fuck yes

3/10/2010 9:30:10 PM

i love chelsea too!!

i have a short plump mexican coworker and i call him chuy

he doesn't get it but the girls at the bar fucking love it hahahaha

3/10/2010 9:30:53 PM

i want to get her new book Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang. it came out yesterday. her first 2 books were hysterical.

3/10/2010 9:32:22 PM

blah blah blah im chelsea handler and i like having sex blah blah blah fuck me now

3/10/2010 9:33:26 PM

i know!! i was at b&n last night and almost bought it

but my bday is coming up and im fairly confident i will be getting it

3/10/2010 9:34:17 PM

is this thread a joke?

answer=yes

3/10/2010 9:39:39 PM

hot as balls

3/10/2010 9:39:49 PM

Quote :

"i think she has a horse face"

Well I guess that would make me a horsefucker...

3/10/2010 9:42:10 PM

hot

and usually funny

3/10/2010 9:53:16 PM

fuck yeah she's hot

3/10/2010 10:17:31 PM

hot

3/10/2010 10:42:52 PM

Yeah- she's got what I need...

3/10/2010 10:58:41 PM

not hot, not funny

3/10/2010 11:02:44 PM

she's definetly hot but if you read her horizontal life book you get kind of turned off with the disgusting TMI stuff and all the slutty stories

and I think her comedy is the same way, talking about taking shits and stuff, why do mediocre female comics just try to be as disgusting as possible?

3/10/2010 11:50:38 PM

they're playing on the "i'm hot but i also poop a lot" senses of people.

it's not that it's funny, it's just uncomfortable and psuedo-subversive enough to make people laugh.




basically it's like a bad knock-knock joke. except it's told by an attractive female, so dudes lap that shit up like red-eye gravy on a biscuit.

3/10/2010 11:53:14 PM

wait so men & women have can have a different sense of humor??

3/11/2010 12:59:10 AM

hotter and funnier than tina fey

also, its nothing new...06 motherfuckers

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3/11/2010 1:41:21 AM

i would fuck the shit out of her but she's got a weird face

3/11/2010 2:30:26 AM

Quote :

"jprince11: why do mediocre female comics just try to be as disgusting as possible?"

This is a good question that lots of people have analyzed.

Basically, do women have to be like men to be successful comics...?



Are men funnier than women? Is there something that we do in our socializing of girls that makes them unfunny? I've met some brutally unfunny women with zero sense of humor, and it's just like, What did your parents do to you?!?!

3/11/2010 2:42:25 AM

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"hotter and funnier than tina fey"

False and false.

She's not bad, and on the days she looks like Elizabeth Banks she's pretty damn hot. She's not funny, though.

WAIT

I just read through the thread. She's only 35? I thought she was 50! Just to name a few, Lauren Graham and Traylor Howard are both hotter and less lizard-skinned at 42 and 43, respectively.

3/11/2010 3:20:26 AM

^^it's pretty well established that men are funnier than women.

3/11/2010 8:55:26 AM

i think she can be funny but chelsea lately sucks

i dont think fag-hags are funny, and none of the flamboyantly gay guys she has on her panel are funny.

also, i'd fuck the shit out of her

3/11/2010 8:58:58 AM

Quote :

"TKE-Teg: ^^it's pretty well established that men are funnier than women."

But why?

3/11/2010 9:00:57 AM

I'd put some pudding in her cup.

3/11/2010 9:01:01 AM

^^ because womens brains is smaller

3/11/2010 9:03:54 AM

Quote :

"i have a short plump mexican coworker and i call him chuy he doesn't get it but the girls at the bar fucking love it hahahaha"

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3/11/2010 9:08:20 AM

^ please take a picture of the expression you had on your face when you first read that.

3/11/2010 9:10:17 AM

3/11/2010 9:13:12 AM

^

3/11/2010 9:14:12 AM

Quote :

"But why?"

In a nutshell, b/c some men have to rely on their comedic wit to attract women as opposed to just their looks. There's a more detailed, drawn out explanation on here somewhere but I'm not sure where exactly.

I'm not claiming to be extremely funny, though I can't think of any girls I know that I'd consider funnier than me.

3/11/2010 9:18:08 AM

yes, and funny enough

3/11/2010 12:08:47 PM

Damn. Only 35?

3/11/2010 12:12:05 PM

Not

3/11/2010 12:12:48 PM

She can look really attractive, but I think makeup and all that other shit that celebrities do, hide her mediocre and worn down looks moreso than other celebrities. Usually celebrities look a lot younger than her age, she looks a lot older than her age IMO.

3/11/2010 12:12:54 PM

The thing I really noticed is her eyes point in two different directions.

3/11/2010 12:16:48 PM