When a man finally settles for your heinous self, how would you like him to propose?

Where you met?
Some place fancy?
Some new romantic place?
?

3/12/2010 1:20:50 PM

Where we met...

...on the internet

3/12/2010 1:21:54 PM

Missed connections on Craigslist.

3/12/2010 1:22:59 PM

I think it'd be awesome if it were somewhere totally random like:



but I'm also a dork

3/12/2010 1:23:35 PM

it doesn't matter as long as the ring is at least 1 carat

3/12/2010 1:23:38 PM

Gold OP + extreme first-post accuracy

lollin over here

3/12/2010 1:24:02 PM

yahoo chat

3/12/2010 1:27:54 PM

just send her an email

no biggie

3/12/2010 1:28:18 PM

text message fo sho

[Edited on March 12, 2010 at 1:28 PM. Reason : .]

3/12/2010 1:28:19 PM

I liked the at-home proposal just fine.

Even more when I found out the reason for it was because the ring was burning a hole in his pocket and he just could. not. wait. til the concert the next night

3/12/2010 1:28:30 PM

I agree with "the office" proposal. It was incredibly sweet. But jim makes me melt anyway

3/12/2010 1:33:49 PM

^ he's even cuter in person

3/12/2010 1:35:07 PM

you guys are boners

3/12/2010 1:37:22 PM

bonker jams

3/12/2010 1:37:59 PM

I personally like reaching into the pocket and stealing the ring before he gets a chance. It is key to staying one step ahead. So just carry the ring around in your pocket until she reaches in there to get it. It works. Then I guess you are one step ahead?

3/12/2010 1:39:38 PM

make sure its in a large box, so there is something to investigate.

3/12/2010 1:40:36 PM

im just gonna get a cock ring that says "one ring to pwn your heart" in elvish and wear it until i find a bitch with fingers as small as my peen. then im gonna crisco it off and serve it to her on a plate of yams

3/12/2010 1:42:03 PM

When she gets home, tell her, "I have a present for you."

When she opens the present, she'll find your dick in the box.

Hilarity ensues.

Then, give her another box with the ring in it.

Girls like getting presents. The more the merrier.

3/12/2010 1:43:25 PM

Fedex the proposal.

3/12/2010 1:44:49 PM

don't get married

3/12/2010 1:46:08 PM

Quote :

"im just gonna get a cock ring that says "one ring to pwn your heart" in elvish "

hahahahaha

3/12/2010 1:46:21 PM

Just forward her a link to this thread.

3/12/2010 1:46:57 PM

you should write her a song with it in the lyrics

just to check if she listens to you

3/12/2010 2:01:02 PM

Ruckus

3/12/2010 2:07:42 PM

Quote :

"im just gonna get a cock ring that says "one ring to pwn your heart" in elvish and wear it until i find a bitch with fingers as small as my peen. then im gonna crisco it off and serve it to her on a plate of yams "

LOLHARD

WITH A VENGEANCE

3/12/2010 2:15:44 PM

You should do it when she wakes up, in the morning. Tell her how beautiful she is, right at that moment - without makeup. There is no way that girl will say no.

3/12/2010 2:48:13 PM

i proposed in the cloud chamber on the NC Museum of Art Campus. The Museum is also where we had our first date.

3/12/2010 2:52:57 PM

aw snap, blas is getting engaged

3/12/2010 2:54:07 PM

Quote :

"i proposed in the Cloud City chamber on the NC Museum of Art Campus. The Museum is also where we had our first date."

3/12/2010 2:59:14 PM

all this shit is mad stupid, man

just a way for some chick to tickle her own hollywood fetish

3/12/2010 3:03:04 PM

Quote :

"im just gonna get a cock ring that says "one ring to pwn your heart" in elvish and wear it until i find a bitch with fingers as small as my peen. then im gonna crisco it off and serve it to her on a plate of yams"

Quote :

"PLATE OF YAMS "

3/12/2010 3:40:49 PM

I had hoped that he wouldn't ask on my birthday or a holiday otherwise I didn't really care how or where.

I think his proposal was perfect for us.

3/12/2010 3:51:47 PM

I'm not the marrying type. I'd rather spend the money on a vacation or a sex doll.

3/12/2010 3:58:54 PM

i love the way cody did it.

(ring in a baggie in a cereal box)
he later told me he had a cracker jax box lined up for the afternoon if i didn't take the cereal bait

we're not very romantic

[Edited on March 12, 2010 at 4:01 PM. Reason : is it jax?]

3/12/2010 4:01:03 PM

I liked the at-home proposal just fine.

Even more when I found out the reason for it was because the ring was burning a hole in his pocket and he just could. not. wait. til the concert the next night

3/16/2010 4:12:25 PM

wat

3/16/2010 4:13:28 PM

how's it goin, are you flowin?

3/16/2010 4:15:24 PM

^^^ why'd you post the same thing again?

[Edited on March 16, 2010 at 4:15 PM. Reason : .]

3/16/2010 4:15:39 PM

strip club

3/16/2010 4:16:41 PM

also for the ladies:



What that thang smell like?

3/16/2010 4:18:14 PM

also for the ladies:

sammich?

3/16/2010 4:18:45 PM

Browser on my phone ~

3/16/2010 4:21:18 PM

Stick the ring in your ass, then during sex ask her to finger your butthole. When she pulls out the ring just be like "will you marry me"

3/16/2010 4:24:01 PM

when we were in college we hiked at umstead a lot. we occasionally go back there and on the 2nd most recent trip he proposed.

i would hate something fancy, cheesy, middle of a restaurant, etc.

3/16/2010 4:24:50 PM

^^win!

3/16/2010 5:47:28 PM

if it was swahash, itd be on TDUBS

3/16/2010 5:48:51 PM

did it here.

3/20/2010 9:19:00 PM

Hahaha nice joke Ryan bravo

3/20/2010 9:20:23 PM

Saw the ring in the lounge...congrats again!

3/20/2010 9:24:26 PM

set em up

3/20/2010 9:24:42 PM