It's the day of your execution and you're about to be served your last meal.

What's your last meal? You can pretty much have anything.



My last meal would be a sort of smorgasboard of random foods.

Filet mignon, cooked medium, topped with grilled onions and a blue cheese crust.
Shrimp tempura roll.
Broccoli casserole.
Texas toast.
And a big glass of OJ.

3/12/2010 8:13:26 PM

blood and semen

3/12/2010 8:14:58 PM

Vegetables steamed with water collected from mars

3/12/2010 8:15:17 PM

Something that takes years to make

3/12/2010 8:16:08 PM

unicorn steak

loch ness monster milk

3/12/2010 8:16:20 PM

breakfast for dinner......bacon, fried eggs, pancakes
biscuits with gravy
sushi
ahi tuna
twiced baked potatos
salsa and chips
guacamole

oh i could keep going. i love food too much.

3/12/2010 8:16:59 PM

I would want to dine on the hearts of my executioners.

3/12/2010 8:17:16 PM

cooked medium??

hell you're about to die anyway, get that shit rare and eat meat like meat was meant to be et

3/12/2010 8:17:55 PM

^but i get queasy at the sight of blood medium is the least-cooked i'll ever get a steak.

[Edited on March 12, 2010 at 8:18 PM. Reason : .]

3/12/2010 8:18:24 PM

i'd like to be really really fucking drunk. that is all.

3/12/2010 8:19:24 PM

filet of thumper

3/12/2010 8:19:36 PM

i totally almost posted that i'd want to be really drunk so i'd pass out before i got the juice that would kill me

3/12/2010 8:19:49 PM

14 milk of magnesia milkshakes. If all goes to plan, the electric chair will ignite the bomb being generated in my colon and take out the rest of the surviving family that came to watch.

3/12/2010 8:21:24 PM

chips and salsa. lots and lots of them.

3/12/2010 8:23:40 PM

I'd go with a chip buffet, Mr. Pibb, smoked almonds, hushpuppies, neapolitan ice cream sandwich, cold and hot fried chicken, grilled cheese with bacon, tomato soup, grilled shrimp, 1 block of sharp cheddar, banana pudding, and pink and red starburst.

3/12/2010 8:38:36 PM

^best answer yet

i'm diggin the grilled cheese and bacon idea. throw some tomatoes in that sammich.....OMG.

3/12/2010 8:39:50 PM

Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, peas, string beans, biscuits, chips & dip, french fries w/ ketchup, a pig picking cake, orange aid, sweet tea, and a glass bottle of regular coke.

3/12/2010 9:00:19 PM

^^ welcome to the Uberwisconsin at the Borough

3/12/2010 9:04:02 PM

Prime rib roast, medium rare, au jus cooked with potatoes & vidalia onions
green beans
flaky pilsbury croissant rolls
seasme seared tuna over garlic rosemary whipped potatoes and asparagus
Shrimp boil
portabello mushroom sammich on focacia w/ spinach, sun dried tomatoes, roasted red peppers and balsamic vinagarette
grilled muenster and gouda sammich w/ bacon
two eggs over easy on wheat toast w/ grits
pesto pizza with fresh mozz, tomato & spinach with a side of marinara
eastern BBQ sammich w/ coleslaw, Brunswick stew and hushpuppies
she crab soup
and
Oreo milkshake and 6 squares of pocket coffee (it's an Italian Dark chocolate w/ liquid espresso inside...omg!)

[Edited on March 12, 2010 at 9:21 PM. Reason : She crab instead of tomato bisque + pizza.....dude this is hard for a foodie]

3/12/2010 9:08:07 PM

^^srsly? i've been there once and all i remember is the Mock Bawk Bawk sammich and a gin drink that has rainbows in it.

3/12/2010 9:09:07 PM

kinda defeats the purpose of the thread if you list a dozen different meals

i'd probably have some of my granny's chicken pastry with chicken salad, candied yams, hushpuppies, and banana puddin

3/12/2010 9:33:06 PM

Golden Corral would be great in this juncture.

3/12/2010 9:33:47 PM

a shit ton of spaghettios

and lots of laxative.



so, ya know, after i die, they've got a mess of their own on their hands.

3/12/2010 9:35:52 PM

a deep-fried french-fry wrap from bada

in all probability my heart would stop before i even made it to the chair

3/12/2010 9:38:48 PM

Depends on the execution, really....


shooting range- Probably some ribs....biscuits and squash fritters

Lethal injection- Robert's chicken salad, broccoli, wild rice, and an ice cream sundae with caramel

3/12/2010 9:40:31 PM

i'd be too anxious to eat

3/12/2010 9:48:22 PM

Quote :

"kinda defeats the purpose of the thread if you list a dozen different meals"

i'm thinkin' tapas sized portions...like an hors d'oeuvres of last meals if you will

3/13/2010 1:03:01 AM

that's cool, but i still think it's better if you choose one meal

3/13/2010 1:05:38 AM

beer munchies are not the best thing to have while reading this thread!

3/13/2010 1:06:42 AM

nah see the kind i posted reminds me of my family reunion back in kinston

huge hodge podge buffet style pot luck ordeal

ya get a little of this, a little of that

life's good

3/13/2010 1:08:00 AM

Tyler Hansboro's beating heart. With a bojos 4 peice supreme dinner

3/13/2010 1:08:54 AM

fresh anal seepage

3/13/2010 1:14:16 AM

fresh cunt

3/13/2010 1:17:44 AM

Quote :

"14 milk of magnesia milkshakes. If all goes to plan, the electric chair will ignite the bomb being generated in my colon and take out the rest of the surviving family that came to watch."

I nearly shitted all over myself reading that.

3/13/2010 1:18:10 AM

Rat Soup has been doing some pretty raunchy things...

3/13/2010 1:19:08 AM

i long to mouth a wino's bottom for my final meal

3/13/2010 1:19:48 AM

I'd want to eat a penguin steak.

Quote :

"a pig picking cake"

What's that?

[Edited on March 13, 2010 at 1:22 AM. Reason : c]

3/13/2010 1:20:41 AM

Quote :

" i long to mouth a wino's bottom for my final meal"

OH MY GOD, I almost soiled my boxers over that one.

3/13/2010 1:23:22 AM

Where's the thread with the list of real last meals?

3/13/2010 3:22:05 AM

the pussy of the nicest pussy ever... i mean like no dick has ever touched and clean shaved... i just wanna the fuck out of one last pussy...

3/13/2010 3:44:10 AM

Hmm let me think first of all I would have a nice steaming hot bowl of she crab soup with cayenne pepper followed by a nice chicken bacon ranch sub, footlong, but I would only take two bites so i wouldn't get full. Next I would have a slice of thin crust pepperoni pizza from a place in nyc, with oregoana and red pepper flakes and paramaseon. Following that would come lobster bique and lo mein noodles, not mixed together but seperate, but I would want them to come at the same time and I woudl let the waiter know this ahead of time. I would want teriakei chicken with the lo mein noodles and the mini corn on the cobs too. After that I would want chicken cordon blue, bite size chciken cordon blue nuggets, 3 of them, with ranch to dip it in. Then some nachos with jalapenos and real montery jake cheese. Then I would need some ice cream, vanilla ice cream with cookie dough and sprinles in a waffle cone from Maggie Moos or Ben and Jerrys. Then a baked potato loaded with everything, also some of those garlic cheese biscuits from red lobster. That would be enough, I would probably be prettty full at that point so I would say when.

3/13/2010 4:08:25 AM

its a little known fact that Death Row is the label that paaaaaays me
unfadeable so please don't try to fade this

3/13/2010 4:22:10 AM

NO

YOU'RE ON DEATH ROW

3/13/2010 4:25:08 AM

Grilled cheese

3/13/2010 10:13:15 AM

Alcoholic beverages are not allowed during the last meal b/c it "dulls the senses"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal

3/13/2010 10:35:19 AM

From ^

Quote :

"In the United States of America most states give the meal a day or two before execution, and use the euphemism "special meal". Alcohol or tobacco is usually denied. An unorthodox or unavailable request will be replaced with a substitute. Some states place tight restrictions. For example, Texas limits last meals to food available within the prison system, though occasionally permitting food "from the free world".[1] In Florida, the food for the last meal must be purchased locally and the cost is limited to $40"

lol at Texas.

3/13/2010 10:37:04 AM

a birthday cake with a frosting picture of whoever/whatever I was accused of committing, and if I killed someone, I'd have the amount of candles lit of how old they would have been

/sinister

3/13/2010 10:38:02 AM

The best evidence that we're executing people with mental illnesses is to check out the "last meals" of people being killed in Texas

shit like "a single flower tortilla and a glass of water". sounds sane to me

3/13/2010 10:39:12 AM

^^nice

Quote :

"# James Edward Smith requested a lump of dirt, which was denied. He settled for a small cup of yogurt.[14]"

Quote :

"# Desmond Keith Carter declined a special meal, but had two cheeseburgers, a steak sub, and two Cokes from the prison canteen, for which he paid $4.20 from his prison account.[4]"

Quote :

"# Philip Workman: He declined a special meal for himself, but he asked for a large vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless person in Nashville, Tennessee. This request was denied by the prison, but carried out by others across the country.[17][18]"

Quote :

"# Robert Alton Harris: A 21-piece bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, two large Domino's pizzas (no anchovies), ice cream, a bag of jelly beans, a six-pack of Pepsi, and a pack of Camel cigarettes.[20][21]"

Quote :

"# Timothy McVeigh: Two pints of mint chocolate-chip ice cream.[25][26]"

Quote :

"# Velma Barfield declined a special meal, having a bag of Cheez Doodles and a can of Coca-Cola instead.[27]"

Quote :

"# William Bonin: Two pepperoni and sausage pizzas, three servings of chocolate ice cream, and fifteen cans of Coca-Cola.[30]"

Also, lol at all the KFC requests



[Edited on March 13, 2010 at 10:42 AM. Reason : he's gonna wet the execution table]

3/13/2010 10:41:13 AM

Texas prison guard: Welp, partner, today's the big day. Say, do you want an apple or tater chips with your bologna sandwich?

3/13/2010 10:41:22 AM