So there was a lady at the bar tonight that I wasn't really eyeing, becuase I was watching the basketball game, also they had TNT on and they were showing Dreamgirls which isn't really that good of a movie, but one that you kinda check out if its in your pereprhieal vision because beyance steals the show. but regardless I was watching the game, cheering for georgia techs against maryland, and there was a lady there who was probably a 7, you could maybe stretch it and say 8, but with my grolsch goggles she was more like a 6.6. She had yellow hair, yellow like an lakers jersey. the moral of the story is that I didnt bang her, but i probly could have, becuase she came up to me at various points in the evening to try to make concversation but I was kind of distracted by basketball dreamgirls and pool. and golden tee. and I played one game of bowling but the wheel was kind of off kilter so no more. maybe I will go tomorrow and she will be there but maybe not, maybe it was liek one of those once in a lifetime things where i blew it and ill never get a chance to redeem myslef. Not a bigg deal either way because like i said she wasn;'t model hot, just pretty good looking and had cool earrings. feel free to chime in.

3/13/2010 4:25:05 AM

So there was a lady at the bar tonight that I wasn't really eyeing, becuase I was watching the basketball game, also they had TNT on and they were showing Dreamgirls which isn't really that good of a movie, but one that you kinda check out if its in your pereprhieal vision because beyance steals the show. but regardless I was watching the game, cheering for georgia techs against maryland, and there was a lady there who was probably a 7, you could maybe stretch it and say 8, but with my grolsch goggles she was more like a 6.6. She had yellow hair, yellow like an lakers jersey. the moral of the story is that I didnt bang her, but i probly could have, becuase she came up to me at various points in the evening to try to make concversation but I was kind of distracted by basketball dreamgirls and pool. and golden tee. and I played one game of bowling but the wheel was kind of off kilter so no more. maybe I will go tomorrow and she will be there but maybe not, maybe it was liek one of those once in a lifetime things where i blew it and ill never get a chance to redeem myslef. Not a bigg deal either way because like i said she wasn;'t model hot, just pretty good looking and had cool earrings. feel free to chime in.

3/13/2010 4:29:05 AM

I never saw it, but I always heard that Dreamgirls was pretty good.

3/13/2010 4:34:11 AM

It's okay.

It's a decent movie version of a decent show.

3/13/2010 4:36:25 AM

I mean it's got 78% on rotten tomatoes and one of the girls won an oscar for it. It has to be more than just decent, right?

3/13/2010 4:38:22 AM

Meh. There are plenty of mediocre movies that feature one great performance.

I liked it, but I have no desire to see it again.

3/13/2010 4:59:01 AM

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"beyance"

lol, Brent Musberger

I know it took some effort to fuck up all the spelling that you did in that post.

3/13/2010 9:49:53 AM

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"COOL EARRINGS BRO"

3/13/2010 10:01:19 AM

back when i first got to college (having really only dated one girl at that point)

i met a girl at campus crusade that always seemed to be wanting to talk to me,
i didnt think much of it, but a few years later (with more experience with women)
i look back and see she was dropping all the hints and all, and i was oblivious to it

she was hot too

3/13/2010 10:05:10 AM

this is my first "cool story bro" post. Congratulations OP!

3/13/2010 10:09:26 AM

she should have waited for sports to be over, big mistake

3/13/2010 10:12:48 AM

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"i look back and see she was dropping all the hints and all, and i was oblivious to it she was hot too "

Same shit happened here, bro. More than once.

But I mean, really. ... is it 1950? Why do so many women not ask guys out?
Are they that afraid of rejection? Are they attention whores?
Do they think they're princesses and some prince is gonna kneel before them?

To all women: Ask out that guy that you like. Or tell me the reasons why you refuse to.

3/13/2010 10:15:56 AM

Guys are stupid.

Girls are crazy.

3/13/2010 10:22:16 AM

Sheldon Cooper : Sarcasm :: Me : Female Interest

3/13/2010 10:36:29 AM

^^^ i ask guys out


but feel free to keep generalizing

3/13/2010 10:49:29 AM

^
I didn't say "all women". In fact, I asked about "so many" as in "however many there are".
Not generalizing. Asking.

So, again, why do so many women (unlike dropdeadkate,) not ask guys out?

3/13/2010 11:08:03 AM

I make sure I offer my cack to every girl I meet
so that this won't happen

3/13/2010 11:15:23 AM

^^I think its because girls realize that guys appreciate the chase

3/13/2010 11:19:02 AM

^
I thought about that -- I could see that as a reason to wait a bit, to see if the guy makes the first move, but ultimately, if he doesn't, why not ask him out?

3/13/2010 11:24:56 AM

haha i love the chase. if they give in too easy i get bored. and it's on to the next.


i think i am a gay man trapped in a girl body :/

3/13/2010 11:28:19 AM

Obligatory YOUR MOM post

3/13/2010 11:33:50 AM

^^^ because if they don't make a move then we figure there is not enough interest on their part for it to be worth it anyways.

And I think since women have less practice of asking men out, their self esteems are more likely to be devastated if the guy says no

^^ I, too, want what I can't have

[Edited on March 13, 2010 at 11:38 AM. Reason : carets]

[Edited on March 13, 2010 at 11:38 AM. Reason : I lol'd at the YOUR MOM]

3/13/2010 11:37:52 AM

who says I don't get what I want?

3/13/2010 11:39:22 AM

you may, but I do not haha.

3/13/2010 11:42:41 AM

your incessant whining about some dude playing you about a month ago hints that you dont always get what you want

[Edited on March 13, 2010 at 11:43 AM. Reason : no e]

3/13/2010 11:42:47 AM

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"i met a girl at campus crusade that always seemed to be wanting to talk to me,"

You fucking campus crusade cult people are creepy as hell.

3/13/2010 12:22:15 PM

Quote :

"i met a girl at campus crusade that always seemed to be wanting to talk to me,"

bitches have a thing for ponytails and WCW letterman jackets.

3/13/2010 12:25:32 PM

pwnt by saps

3/13/2010 12:27:13 PM

god that was fucking painful for even me to read

[Edited on March 13, 2010 at 12:42 PM. Reason : uiphojp']

3/13/2010 12:28:35 PM

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"why not ask him out?"

I thought guys thought that was too forward or desperate?
Not saying I have not asked guys but I just thought men did not like being "the woman."

3/13/2010 12:29:11 PM

guys are kind of sissies. from my experience they like it when the girl takes control of the situation b/c that means they dont have to

3/13/2010 12:30:28 PM

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"WAS UCKING PAINFUL"

3/13/2010 12:31:21 PM

i love being asked out by girls, they just have to do it in a way thats not overly aggressive

same exact thing as you girls, you like being asked out, but you dont want some dude calling you three times asking you out or pestering you about it

3/13/2010 12:33:12 PM

So there was a lady at the bar tonight that I wasn't really eyeing, becuase I was watching the basketball game, also they had TNT on and they were showing Dreamgirls which isn't really that good of a movie, but one that you kinda check out if its in your pereprhieal vision because beyance steals the show. but regardless I was watching the game, cheering for georgia techs against maryland, and there was a lady there who was probably a 7, you could maybe stretch it and say 8, but with my grolsch goggles she was more like a 6.6. She had yellow hair, yellow like an lakers jersey. the moral of the story is that I didnt bang her, but i probly could have, becuase she came up to me at various points in the evening to try to make concversation but I was kind of distracted by basketball dreamgirls and pool. and golden tee. and I played one game of bowling but the wheel was kind of off kilter so no more. maybe I will go tomorrow and she will be there but maybe not, maybe it was liek one of those once in a lifetime things where i blew it and ill never get a chance to redeem myslef. Not a bigg deal either way because like i said she wasn;'t model hot, just pretty good looking and had cool earrings. feel free to chime in.

3/13/2010 12:40:16 PM

one of my students offered me sex after I submitted final grades

I said no, partly because she wasn't that hot, partly because I didn't really feel comfortable having casual sex, and partly because I knew that that sort of thing is rarely no strings attached

3/13/2010 12:43:11 PM

3/13/2010 12:44:02 PM

I've only ever been outright asked out by a girl once in my life and it was awesome. We only ended up dating for like 2 weeks but it was cool that she asked me out. Other times there have been a few girls that made it blatantly obvious that they wanted to go out with me but I only picked up on that kind of thing after having been in the dating pool for a while. I, too, suffered from the:

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"i look back and see she was dropping all the hints and all, and i was oblivious to it she was hot too "

situation.

3/13/2010 12:46:52 PM

3/13/2010 12:50:21 PM

i had a girl ask me out after i spent the entire night hitting on her friend, didnt even pay the girl one bit of attention. she was the hotter one too, surprised me

3/13/2010 12:52:33 PM

DDK EXPOSED?d?d?a?


NSFW

http://www.thewolfweb.com/photos/00513765.jpg

[Edited on March 13, 2010 at 12:54 PM. Reason : lulz]

3/13/2010 12:53:43 PM

Hey ladies,
Remember that guy you liked a lot but never asked out -- He could've been the one.

3/13/2010 12:56:48 PM

$1

3/13/2010 12:57:20 PM

i have a laundry list of these

3/13/2010 1:01:23 PM

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"bitches have a thing for ponytails and WCW letterman jackets."

hahaha, oh the memories, that was back when i had bleach blonde hair

i still have that jacket too, but i havent worn it in years

3/13/2010 1:02:09 PM

Quote :

"Hey ladiesguys, Remember that guygirl you liked a lot but never asked out -- She could've been the one."

3/13/2010 1:13:17 PM

i, too, have left a lot of runners on base

eh such is life

only maybe two that i really kick myself over for not sealing the deal

3/13/2010 1:14:22 PM

hey goo doctor, what that thang smell like?

3/13/2010 1:15:39 PM

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"have left a lot of runners on base "

great term

i love using sports terminology in reference to dating

ahah

i've been a fan of "he out kicked his coverage" when the guy's with a girl who's clearly out of his league

3/13/2010 1:19:01 PM

^8, I don't know, I bet DDK could pull off that bottom right one...

3/13/2010 1:23:05 PM

setting strangers up

3/13/2010 1:23:43 PM