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Rat Soup
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it's Hitler, right?

3/13/2010 2:48:01 PM

qntmfred
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Harriet

3/13/2010 2:48:36 PM

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3/13/2010 2:49:59 PM

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Horner

3/13/2010 2:50:41 PM

dweedle
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Harrow

3/13/2010 2:51:25 PM

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Horatio

3/13/2010 2:51:29 PM

EMCE
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Horatio

3/13/2010 2:51:40 PM

begonias
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http://www.christianorigins.com/etymology.html

summary: it has to do with the translation from greek to latin (iota eta sigma --> JHC)

OR

haploid - the offspring of a parthenogenetic birth

3/13/2010 2:52:28 PM

LunaK
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Herbert

3/13/2010 2:52:56 PM

punchmonk
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Jesus Hitler Christ does not flow so you know that is not it

3/13/2010 2:53:21 PM

EMCE
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Unlike Horatio, which rolls off the tongue

3/13/2010 2:54:06 PM

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Javier

3/13/2010 2:54:19 PM

ThePeter
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" This is a little complex. Fortunately one of my majors was in Greek.

In many churches the inscription IHC is part of church art. These happen to be an abbreviation of the name Jesus, which is spelled IHSYS in Greek capital letters. In small letters it is spelled Iesus and the "Ie" is pronounced "Yay" and the last three letters are pronounced "Soos" with a long OO. The Greek letter S is written several different ways, depending on where it is in a word or whether it's a capital or not, but the common name Jesus was abbreviated Jes (no period) and was written IHC or IHS in all-capital letters. The "H" is actually a letter that is pronounced "ay." It is not an initial "H." "H" was not written at all in ancient Greek, but was added by editors a long time later and is written as a backwards apostrophe in front of a vowel, or over the second vowel of a diphthong.

This is the ancient pronunciation, as close as we can come to it. Modern Greek is pronounced quite differently. "


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"The H stands for Harold, as in, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name" (snort).

Actually, I've heard numerous explanations for the H over the years. The first is that it stands for "Holy," as in Jesus Holy Christ, a common enough blasphemy in the South, abridged to H by fast-talking Northerners. Other colorful Southern epithets include Jesus Hebe Christ and Jesus Hebrew Christ, which abbreviate the same way. The drawback of this account is that it is so boring I can barely type it without falling asleep. Luckily, the other theories are more entertaining:

(1) It stands for "Haploid." This is an old bio major joke, referring to the unique (not to say immaculate) circumstances of Christ's conception. Having no biological father, J.C. was shortchanged in the chromosome department to the tune of one half. Ingenious, I'll admit, but whimsy has no place in a serious investigation such as this.

(2) It recalls the H in the IHS logo emblazoned on much Christian paraphernalia. IHS dates from the earliest years of Christianity, being an abbreviation of "Jesus" in classical Greek characters. The Greek pronunciation is "Iesous," with the E sound being represented by the character eta, which looks like an H. When the symbol passed to Christian Romans, for whom an H was an H, the unaccountable character eventually became accepted as Jesus's middle initial.

(3) Finally, a reader makes the claim that the H derives from the taunting Latin inscription INRH that was supposedly tacked on the cross by Roman soldiers: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Hebrei (Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Hebrews). Trouble is, the inscription is usually given as INRI: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum (J.C., King of the Jews).

Nonetheless, this is the kind of creative thinking I like to see from my Teeming Millions. With every passing day, my mission on this earth comes closer to completion."

3/13/2010 2:54:21 PM

kiljadn
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everybody knows it's Horatio

3/13/2010 2:54:36 PM

BigMan157
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Haysuse

3/13/2010 2:54:39 PM

dweedle
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3/13/2010 2:58:37 PM

DeltaBeta
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I just don't know where are this discussion is coming from. As Jadn said, everyone knows it's Horatio.

3/13/2010 2:59:25 PM

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Hussein

3/13/2010 2:59:35 PM

dweedle
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Hüventüd

3/13/2010 3:06:25 PM

Rat Soup
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Habsburg

3/13/2010 3:08:29 PM

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Harriet
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3/13/2010 3:10:09 PM

punchmonk
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^LOVE THAT MOVIE!

3/13/2010 3:11:39 PM

dweedle
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hattiesbuuuurg...missisSIPpi ... smokin marijuana like a woodstock hippie

3/13/2010 3:13:14 PM

Rat Soup
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Hamburger

3/13/2010 3:13:27 PM

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3/13/2010 3:24:13 PM

Chief
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Fucking

The H is silent. Duh

3/13/2010 3:36:59 PM

Rat Soup
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^ i think you mean Titty Fucking

3/13/2010 3:39:31 PM

Chief
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I thought Titty was his nickname, so I neglected to include it initially. Good call

3/13/2010 3:44:31 PM

Rat Soup
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Haberdasher

3/13/2010 4:06:02 PM

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Hockeystick. It was in Charlie Brown.

3/13/2010 4:06:35 PM

Rat Soup
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Harlot

3/13/2010 4:08:00 PM

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Hodge

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Hoodrat

3/13/2010 4:08:46 PM

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Humphrey

3/13/2010 4:15:03 PM

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Hoosier

3/13/2010 4:17:28 PM

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Heyzeus

3/13/2010 4:23:31 PM

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Quote :
"Haysuse"


Quote :
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gg dweedle


DO I LOOK PUERTO-RICAN TO YOU??

[Edited on March 13, 2010 at 4:24 PM. Reason : tag fail]

3/13/2010 4:23:54 PM

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Hickory

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3/13/2010 4:38:21 PM

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Hawkeye

3/13/2010 4:38:57 PM

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Henry

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Hubert

3/13/2010 4:45:00 PM

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Hydrogen

3/13/2010 4:45:38 PM

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3/13/2010 4:45:43 PM

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3/13/2010 4:46:39 PM

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3/13/2010 4:47:36 PM

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Honkey

3/13/2010 4:47:57 PM

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Herzegovina

He later married Dushanka Bosnia and became

Jesus Bosnia-Herzegovina Christ

3/13/2010 4:47:59 PM

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