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ThatGoodLock
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because i would be unable to help this child were she my daughter, i would be on the ground laughing uncontrollably and in need of new underwear

3/14/2010 2:20:50 PM

The5thsoth
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I would say so, considering if this makes you crap your pants then you wouldn't be even close to ready when something actually funny happens.

3/14/2010 2:50:09 PM

catalyst
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Quote :
"DAT

GOOD

LOCK"

3/14/2010 2:51:49 PM

ThatGoodLock
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pee my pants

not poop my pants

3/14/2010 3:06:50 PM

BigMan157
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better parent than i would be

i'd run over and urinate on her yelling YOU SUCK SHIT AT THIS WHY DO YOU EVEN TRY

everytime she saw a bike afterwards she'd cry, it'd be hilarious

3/14/2010 3:10:48 PM

dweedle
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wish it was a front view, i would put greg paulus face for the flop

3/14/2010 3:11:18 PM

BigMan157
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make a pedobear running down the street toward her

3/14/2010 3:12:03 PM

DSMears
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Nice training wheels.

3/14/2010 3:20:48 PM

H8R
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she looks like she's got pretty good sprawl techniques and balance for a 4 year old

3/14/2010 3:22:39 PM

0EPII1
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^ don't know how old she is, but yeah, that was an impressive PERFECT landing for a child that small. most kids would have landed on their face or the back of their head.

3/14/2010 4:47:35 PM

The5thsoth
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the fact that she had the presence of mind to dismount before going face first into the mailbox is also impressive.

3/14/2010 4:50:06 PM

Master_Yoda
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^ thats my thought.

3/14/2010 5:17:37 PM

Solinari
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apparently not enough presence of mind to turn the freaking handlebars, though

3/14/2010 5:19:49 PM

H8R
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typical fight or flight instincts kicked in

she knew the mailbox post wasn't gonna give up

3/14/2010 6:48:49 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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My mom always laughed at us when we would injure ourselves. She claims it was so we wouldn't freak out but I think she might actually be evil

3/14/2010 7:47:19 PM

H8R
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3/14/2010 11:27:08 PM

ndmetcal
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womangirl driver

3/14/2010 11:31:46 PM

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