3/19/2010 9:46:16 AM

vaginosis

3/19/2010 9:50:15 AM

i chuckled

3/19/2010 9:50:26 AM

truth ITT

3/19/2010 10:00:04 AM

haha, funny cause it's tr00

3/19/2010 10:02:10 AM

haha yea i laughed

3/19/2010 10:02:49 AM

10/10 info ITT

3/19/2010 10:04:02 AM

"Buying Louis Vuitton to make up for ugliness"

"Alcoholism to create the illusion of a personality"


lol...win.

3/19/2010 10:04:51 AM

i'm single because I'm selfish as fuck.

3/19/2010 10:05:02 AM

Quote :

"Writer: Kristin Wong"

I'm surprised this was put together by a woman.

3/19/2010 10:05:46 AM

I'm surprised this was put together by a woman an asian.

3/19/2010 10:07:21 AM

You're probably into pant-suits

3/19/2010 10:07:23 AM

Quote :

"i'm single because I'm selfish as fuck."

3/19/2010 10:11:06 AM

ahahahaa

3/19/2010 10:12:07 AM

Quote :

"i'm single because I'm selfish as fuck."

3/19/2010 10:17:12 AM

Does not going out a lot count. I feel I work a lot and hang out with the same people. so i don't meet a lot of people. that and shyness.

3/19/2010 10:52:38 AM

Quote :

"i'm single because I'm selfish as fuck."

3/19/2010 11:03:54 AM

I think being shy definitely counts.

3/19/2010 11:03:57 AM

I'm single cause I'm fat and I don't wanna date a guy that likes fat chicks.

3/19/2010 11:04:47 AM

Quote :

"i'm single because I'm selfish as fuck."

thats not what facebook says :-p

3/19/2010 11:05:57 AM

I wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member?? - Groucho

3/19/2010 11:06:15 AM

I'm facebook married. But single IRL. Facebook hubster is dead.



[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 11:12 AM. Reason : .]

3/19/2010 11:06:39 AM

That was an utterly depressing post.

3/19/2010 11:07:56 AM

10/10

3/19/2010 11:12:39 AM

Quote :

"i'm single because I'm selfish as fuck"

That is just an excuse you tell yourself while you fall asleep alone at night.

3/19/2010 12:10:01 PM

I really like not having to share a blanket.

What's the male equivalent? You're poor?

3/19/2010 12:23:11 PM

If a guy is single, he's an eligible bachelor. If a woman is single, it's because she's damaged goods.

3/19/2010 12:24:40 PM

Heh.

Too bad for me that I like women who are into Louis Vuitton

3/19/2010 12:30:46 PM

^^ Oh okay.

3/19/2010 12:38:26 PM

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

3/19/2010 12:41:59 PM

i'd laugh but that hit too close to home

3/19/2010 1:09:40 PM

Quote :

"If a guy is single, he's an eligible bachelor. If a woman is single, it's because she's damaged goods. "

we just convince ourselves you (single womenz) are damaged goods and thats why you dont like us (dudez who got no poon to come home to)

3/19/2010 1:16:17 PM

Quote :

"I really like not having to share a blanket."

Me too. That's why we have separate blankets on the same bed. No more waking up cold and blanketless.

3/19/2010 1:17:02 PM

^^ haha i like that

[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 1:17 PM. Reason : .]

3/19/2010 1:17:04 PM

"You're probably... hiding your Navigator from the Repo man"

3/19/2010 6:54:59 PM

I'm attracted to the crazy and paranoid girls.

3/19/2010 6:56:05 PM

that sucks, man
unless you've got a streak of masochism

3/19/2010 6:56:29 PM

They need a category that says :

"Because H8R has not asked yet"

3/19/2010 7:01:50 PM

o dag

3/22/2010 4:55:55 PM

Quote :

"that sucks, man unless you've got a streak of masochism"

Well, I am turned on when a lady beats the ever living shit out of me. I guess I lucked out.

3/22/2010 5:03:45 PM

3/23/2010 2:35:35 PM

Sweet!

3/23/2010 2:36:41 PM

^^ HOT.

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 2:37 PM. Reason : carats]

3/23/2010 2:36:56 PM

hahaha i have met all of these women..

3/23/2010 2:46:34 PM

what about "Guys just don't want to date me"?

3/23/2010 2:52:41 PM

An excuse I frequently use as a male is "Dating is just not really a priority for me right now."

What it means is "I have no money so I need to get a job before I'm even going to bother."

I've been burned by "A shrill harpy who constantly bitched about me not having a job."

I need to try "Acquiring employable skills"

And I occupy myself with "Drinking and video games"

3/23/2010 3:18:58 PM

it's tough to want to date someone when you don't have a job

3/23/2010 3:22:05 PM

find you a sugar mama

3/23/2010 3:23:23 PM

^^^^ does not hang around enough guys. dress sexy enough

An excuse I frequently use as a male is "I do not meet enough women to find a single one"

What it means is "I am an engineering major and can't put up with stupid shit."

I've been burned by "Friendzone"

I need to try "finding groups of females"

And I occupy myself with "Drinking and video games"



[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 3:30 PM. Reason : V yea good point.]

3/23/2010 3:27:38 PM

^no, that usually occurs to girls with too many guy friends

3/23/2010 3:29:33 PM