How can a sweet face like this



say this:

Quote :

"I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat You are my fucking whore Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1258978/Tiger-Woods-Porn-star-mistress-Joslyn-James-reveals-sex-texts.html

Quote :

"Just as he was mending fences with his wife and planning his golfing comeback, Tiger Woods’ rehabilitation suffered another massive blow today with the release of more than 100 text messages he allegedly sent to his porn star mistress. Joslyn James, who claims she had a three-year affair with the disgraced golfer, made the ‘sexts’ public, saying: ‘It’s time to tell the truth about Tiger.’ They range from mundane details of the logistics of their secret trysts to extremely graphic messages detailing Woods’ allegedly kinky sexual demands. Some are too explicit to be republished."

His pornstar mistress, as a pornstar, and now:

..........


Her OFFICIAL site:

http://www.sextingjoslynjames.com/Sexting_Joslyn_James.html

Racy ones below... click link for all texts.

Quote :

"Tiger:Sent: 11: 08 PM 08/23/2009: I like when you do that to me Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009: I want to be deep inside you Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009: I need that so bad Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009: Me to. I would wear you out Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009: I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009: In a week. I will try to wear you out Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009: After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009: Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009: You didnt answer the question Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009: Does that excite you at all or no Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009: I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009: Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009: You are my fucking whore Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009: Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009: Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009: Where do you want to be bitten Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009: But you still have not told me what turns you on Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009: I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009: I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009: For years. And punish you for not seeing me more Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009: I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009: We will see how bad you want me Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009: Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009: Was playing sexy Tiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009: So when can i have that ass again Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009: I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009: Just morbid curiosity Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009: Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009: Never done it. I think i would get stage freight Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009: Great thing is we have a life time of this Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009: fish bowl Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009: Don't Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck"

[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 7:43 PM. Reason : ]

3/19/2010 7:40:23 PM

Woman love rape play - ALL WOMEN.

3/19/2010 7:42:23 PM

Quote :

"Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine"

Quote :

"NOW YOUR TALKING"

3/19/2010 7:42:48 PM

Wow. That shit is intense.

3/19/2010 7:43:53 PM

Quote :

"Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to talk about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a fish bowl."

Well that's... interesting.


God I cracked up reading most of these because I read them in his voice.

3/19/2010 7:47:06 PM

how about a morgan freeman voice?

3/19/2010 7:48:05 PM

in both pictures...she is totally hot...

3/19/2010 7:50:08 PM

These would be great metal lyrics.

3/19/2010 7:51:39 PM

ahahahha

3/19/2010 7:52:41 PM

^^

3/19/2010 7:53:20 PM

i love how when I said years ago that tiger is a dick, and not a perfect angel, citing many on and off course incidents, people called me stupid and as taking things out of context


now all this stuff happens, and no one can believe he would do such a thing



I TOLD YOU HE WAS A PIECE OF WORK!!!

3/19/2010 7:58:59 PM

Quote :

"How can a sweet face like this"

I admit - thought for a second the kid sent these.

3/19/2010 7:59:05 PM

^ditto

3/19/2010 8:00:05 PM

i know, right? I was impressed at the wide range of vocabulary, lol

3/19/2010 8:00:14 PM

^,^^,^^^

3/19/2010 8:05:19 PM

dude. ass to mouth. not ok.

3/19/2010 8:07:08 PM

You don't really love someone unless you do ass to mouth

3/19/2010 8:43:30 PM

a man doesn't really love you if he wants you to have your own shit in your mouth

3/19/2010 8:45:02 PM

how you gonna ask a porn star if she's ever been peed on



OF COURSE SHE'S BEEN PEED ON

3/19/2010 8:47:40 PM

dude, you're reading a tabloid

what does that say about you?

3/19/2010 8:48:39 PM

i feel so bad for his wife and children. she didn't hit him with that golf club hard enough.

3/19/2010 8:49:10 PM

or maybe she was just one of them bitches who just lays there.

[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 8:50 PM. Reason : i kid, I kid. Tiger's a freak.]

3/19/2010 8:49:44 PM

^^ Guess she has the same views as you on ass to mouth.

[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 8:52 PM. Reason : LOL]

3/19/2010 8:51:48 PM

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/veronica-siwik-daniels.php

also that woman's tits look fucking terrible

3/19/2010 8:54:09 PM

yuck, he could have done better

3/19/2010 9:01:00 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


holy fuck

guy can't catch a break

I almost want to feel sorry for him

3/19/2010 9:08:53 PM

Quote :

"I almost want to feel sorry for him"

I have a hard time feeling even close to sorry for extremely wealthy people who think they can get away with anything because they are famous/rich.

3/19/2010 9:14:21 PM

On some levels, he wanted to get caught.

3/19/2010 9:16:40 PM

yeah that statement was largely sardonic

3/19/2010 9:21:44 PM

Didn't know babies could talk that dirty!!


Also, I call fake. Bitch didn't get enough quiet money. Though I don't feel an ounce of pity for Tiger, his wife should be long gone with half his shit and all his sponsors should be out for good too.

3/19/2010 9:21:47 PM

^ I never understood that attitude.

I mean, sure, cheating is a terrible thing to do to someone. I still fail to see how that entitles his wife to his earnings. It's not like he earned his fame and fortune for being married. He earned it with his own blood, sweat, practice, and tears...



also, I want to put my penis in your mouf... very seductively

[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 9:24 PM. Reason : MOAR]

3/19/2010 9:23:48 PM

agreed

[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 9:25 PM. Reason : not to the penis in mouf part, lol]

3/19/2010 9:25:32 PM

I'm just saying he should pay for being a cheating filthy whore.

3/19/2010 9:26:08 PM

you're dead to me, sexpencil



aha, but wwwhhhhhyyyy? At the end of the day, his crime is basically cheating and hurting someone's feelings. I hurt people's feelings on TWW on a daily basis. I hope I don't lose my jerb because of this, though it has nothing to do with TWW...



[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 9:29 PM. Reason : ,]

3/19/2010 9:26:23 PM

^^why?


^

[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 9:27 PM. Reason : asdf]

3/19/2010 9:27:47 PM

I'm sorry, I was upset. plz forgive me. i <3 u

3/19/2010 9:28:40 PM

I think she should get something for being treated like a fool and having multiple kids with him. I don't think his sponsors should drop him.

KIDS ARE SPENSIVE!!

[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 9:29 PM. Reason : ...]

3/19/2010 9:29:00 PM

but like....


I get made a fool of on a daily basis on TWW....

----------------------------------------------------
seriously. yes, kids are expensive. I don't see Tiger saying he won't support his kids, nor am I saying that he shouldn't.
that's completely different than giving half of his shit to a woman because he hurt her feelings though

[Edited on March 19, 2010 at 9:33 PM. Reason : punchmonk has a munky butt]

3/19/2010 9:31:27 PM

haha it's gonna be awesome when those kids are teenagers and their friends find all this shit on the internet and show it to them

3/19/2010 9:33:39 PM

3/19/2010 9:33:54 PM

you owe me half you paycheck, Chop
you're going to lose your jerb too.

3/19/2010 9:34:39 PM

his sponsors should be paying him more now, not less. With all the photos of him in the tabloids currently, you're going to get twice as much advertisement out of the nike logo on his clothing.

3/19/2010 9:35:44 PM

Quote :

"punchmonk has a munky butt"

3/19/2010 9:35:54 PM

hahahahahaha, I love butt monkeys!


true story: I took a date to the zoo once, and she vowed never to go back there with me because I kept visiting the butt monkey exhibit. they're F'N hilarious!

3/19/2010 9:38:05 PM

Quote :

"his sponsors should be paying him more now, not less. With all the photos of him in the tabloids currently, you're going to get twice as much advertisement out of the nike logo on his clothing."

agreed.

3/19/2010 9:42:35 PM

Quote :

"No turkey unless it's a club sandwich"

3/19/2010 9:43:41 PM

I suppose I don't know for sure...
but I'm willing to bet those mofo's had a live in nanny to take care of the kids, while the wife went shopping all day.

3/19/2010 9:44:13 PM

fucking catchy thread title btw

3/19/2010 9:44:48 PM

If that were a text log for a non-celebrity, no one would even bat an eye. It's relatively pedestrian.

3/19/2010 10:00:45 PM

3/19/2010 10:03:59 PM