how ya like them apples, bitches?
kill yourself so Obama can't kill you first
eat a bowl of dicks

3/21/2010 11:31:22 PM

that doesn't even rhyme

3/21/2010 11:32:21 PM

i can't figure out the meter

3/21/2010 11:33:02 PM

5, 7, 5 god dammit.

0/10 for your poorly executed nonsense.

3/21/2010 11:33:11 PM

roses are red
violets are blue
eat a bowl of dicks and leave the country

3/21/2010 11:33:37 PM

that's not a haiku......

neither is that.

[Edited on March 21, 2010 at 11:34 PM. Reason : ]

3/21/2010 11:33:44 PM

i expected it from the other simps, LK, but not from you.

i thought we were on the same wavelength, humoristically

3/21/2010 11:35:02 PM

dude, everyone here gets ur humor.

that you are trying to explain it with wavelengths is a testament to your mental acuity.

3/21/2010 11:36:08 PM

i'm still not so sure Mindstorm got it

she laid out the haiku rules

3/21/2010 11:37:53 PM

i mean...

if you had used limmerick and made your poem in to 5 lines, i'd be right there w/ ya

but you can't call something that's not a haiku a haiku

limmerick:
how ya like them apples
bitches?
kill yourself
so Obama can't kill you first
eat a bowl of dicks

3/21/2010 11:38:31 PM

3/21/2010 11:39:21 PM

^HA!! <3 that

3/21/2010 11:39:57 PM

Darkended dreams
become modern grapes of wrath
reaping a bitter wine.

3/21/2010 11:44:53 PM

Does this mean I should cancel my health insurance and let everyone who pays their taxes take care of me? I could use that extra couple hundred a month. And is Obama gonna clean my teeth too?

3/21/2010 11:46:07 PM

yes

3/21/2010 11:46:59 PM

Word em up

3/21/2010 11:48:19 PM

i'd hate to be the dentist who had to touch your teeth!

i snapped this pic when you weren't looking

3/21/2010 11:48:19 PM

nvm.

[Edited on March 21, 2010 at 11:52 PM. Reason : ]

3/21/2010 11:51:32 PM

^ the suspense is killing me. i need to know what you posted!

3/22/2010 11:14:17 AM

Ya - you kids "won". Remember that - when 50% of everything you make goes to Washington.

3/22/2010 11:27:29 AM

wait

are you serious

WHAT HAVE WE DONE

3/22/2010 11:30:37 AM

this bill kind of sucks
there is no public option
mandates also suck

3/22/2010 11:32:43 AM

how is they gonna take 50% of my welfare check?

3/22/2010 11:33:26 AM

roflin pretty hard at all the tears

3/22/2010 11:33:48 AM

this bill got fucked up
by stupid partisan shit
quit being faggots

3/22/2010 11:34:15 AM

my number one rule
for chit chat politics threads:
rule 1 -- do not lie

3/22/2010 11:36:20 AM

Quote :

"roflin pretty hard at all the tears"

Enjoy your "win".

3/22/2010 11:44:59 AM

Quote :

"Enjoy your "win"."

was insured either way

3/22/2010 11:47:17 AM

GGmon is gay
he lies when told do not lie
requirement fucked

3/22/2010 11:47:50 AM

GGMon is going to end up drunk, middle aged, engaged in a secret and abusive homosexual relationship

3/22/2010 11:48:55 AM

good to see ppl talking about this that have never paid much in the way of taxes or have ever paid their own health insurance...

3/22/2010 11:58:26 AM

Quote :

"was insured either way"

why the fuck are you happy with this move? Have you ever paid taxes? Don't worry - like most democrats - you will grow out of it (or become a school teacher).

3/22/2010 12:26:25 PM

Quote :

"Does this mean I should cancel my health insurance and let everyone who pays their taxes take care of me? I could use that extra couple hundred a month. And is Obama gonna clean my teeth too?"

lolz. in NC, if you work and your place of work provides health insurance you have to either take the health insurance or prove that you are using health insurance somewhere else. example: if you are married and using your spouse's health insurance, you have to decline the health insurance provided to you by your work place and then show proof that you have health insurance with your spouse.

just a FYI for those that didn't know.

3/22/2010 12:27:15 PM

pretty sure my situation goes completely unaffected for several years anyway

3/22/2010 12:30:43 PM

0/10 for your poorly executed nonsense.

3/22/2010 2:16:42 PM

Quote :

"why the fuck are you happy with this move? Have you ever paid taxes? Don't worry - like most democrats - you will grow out of it (or become a school teacher)."

of course I pay taxes, i likely have a better job than you

keep in mind most conservatives on this board have shitty jobs and are buried in consumer debt. staying ahead of them according to their own standards is easy as shit.

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 2:20 PM. Reason : .]

3/22/2010 2:20:05 PM

hipster cuntfag.

3/22/2010 3:11:20 PM

well looks like mcdanger = pwnt

3/22/2010 3:12:55 PM

Aut insanit homo aut versus facit.

Horace, Satirae II,7,117

3/22/2010 3:23:01 PM

Quote :

"hipster cuntfag."

I'm not one of these but funny enough, they're better than you in every conceivable way

3/22/2010 3:26:14 PM

GGMon, don't you live in Canada, where they have had nationalized health care for awhile?

3/22/2010 3:27:44 PM

You think it's a scene
From some monster magazine
Well, open your eyes

- Glenn Danzig, 1979

3/22/2010 3:33:18 PM

I do live in Canada - thus, I know how foolish this path of socialized medicine is. Wife had to wait 6 months for a knee operation.

Also McDanger - your Ecock is too huge for me to compete with. You win -you are just a cool math guy who makes 6 figures (governmental job?) and bangs all kinds of different vag in your BMW. Now put some Animal Collective on your Ipod - and keep on winning.

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 3:36 PM. Reason : easrth]

3/22/2010 3:35:46 PM

don't own a BMW and it's not a gov't job but the part about having sex and winning and doing math sounds about right

Quote :

"Wife had to wait 6 months for a knee operation."

Given how much she down on them you'd figure they'd hook her up sooner

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 3:44 PM. Reason : .]

3/22/2010 3:43:39 PM

Ya - my wife does suck a lot of cock.

3/22/2010 3:46:48 PM

yeah and when you find out it's not yours you'll probably run over her in your car and die in a police standoff

3/22/2010 3:48:40 PM

No no - my wife is a whore. Its well documented.

3/22/2010 3:51:39 PM

at bada, by 4 oclock last year, it was already almost full and me and Danny had already been flashed.

3/22/2010 4:14:45 PM

do not lie

3/22/2010 4:34:06 PM

Hello socialism
An epic struggle ended
Good-bye to values

3/22/2010 4:42:48 PM