So I have a very limited selection of foods in the house, for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is I don't have time for all that shopping and stuff.

Anyway, I had planned on cooking steak over the weekend, and they were on sale at Harris Teeter, so I got a couple of nice ribeyes. I was too busy and couldn't, so I still had them in the fridge tonight. I took one out and seasoned and cooked that one, and it was delicious. Well, I am really eyeballing that second steak, and in my quest to see how unhealthy it might be to have a dinner consisting of a banana, two steaks, and some bread, I googled "two steaks a day".

The following is the first article I found, and clearly it is the right move, as evidenced by the opening line of the article:

Quote :

"The classic beginner's mistake in Argentina is to neglect the first steak of the day."

Apparently similar to never get involved in a land war in Asia, and don't go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line, is the simple mistake of neglecting the first steak of the day. Time for me to go have my second now.

http://www.idlewords.com/2006/04/argentina_on_two_steaks_a_day.htm

3/23/2010 12:02:33 AM

Cool story.

3/23/2010 12:09:01 AM

Seriously, don't go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

3/23/2010 12:09:52 AM

Stupid as fuck blog it

3/23/2010 12:10:30 AM

two steaks, look out Geronimo

3/23/2010 12:22:29 AM

Their unholy obsession with steak has made me really hope that I get a job in Argentina or the environs. Just don't tell fried chicken, because I feel like I'm committing adultery against it in my heart.

3/23/2010 12:23:28 AM

The flow of the sentences in the blog hurt my eyes. I have to go to bed now.

3/23/2010 12:25:13 AM

So you got the boneless ribeyes that were on sale?

Yeah.

Come back and post when you buy a real steak.

3/23/2010 12:25:36 AM

oh shit


steak elitism ITT



COME BACK WHEN YOUR FILET IS WRAPPED IN BLUE WHALE PENIS BACON

3/23/2010 12:28:24 AM

I'm about to cook up some flank steak, bitch

3/23/2010 12:29:16 AM

Nah man, I seriously ate a boneless ribeye from Harris Teeter earlier tonight.

It was bad.

And this is a shitty thread anyway, so allow me to feign elitism.

3/23/2010 12:30:36 AM

I'm a porterhouse/tbone guy myself. I dont know if that makes me an elitist or not.

3/23/2010 12:36:47 AM

as long as you excercise i see no problem.

3/23/2010 12:37:09 AM

everyone is now dumber for having listened to you

3/23/2010 12:38:41 AM

Quote :

"COME BACK WHEN YOUR FILET IS WRAPPED IN BLUE WHALE PENIS BACON"

Why the fuck would I want to ruin my blue whale penis bacon like that?

3/23/2010 12:55:55 AM

cool story, for real

it did, however, have the inevitable effect of making me want a steak

3/23/2010 12:58:47 AM

howard hughes is unimpressed

3/23/2010 1:10:33 AM

i stopped eating beef, its only poultry and fish from here on out

3/23/2010 3:01:41 AM

bdmazur don't forget delicious pork

3/23/2010 7:09:08 AM

Quote :

"bdmazur EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE don't forget delicious pork"

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 8:49 AM. Reason : -]

3/23/2010 8:49:22 AM

my grandfather is sicilian, so that mean's i'm one quarter don't mess with me

3/23/2010 9:03:52 AM

The other week I ate 3 steaks, or 4 if you count the elk I ate as well. Quite tasty, but satisfied my steak cravings for a bit!

3/23/2010 9:29:58 AM

Probably satisfied your monthly cholesterol and sodium intake too.

3/23/2010 9:43:06 AM

nah, 2 McDonalds Quarter Pounders for lunch does that

3/23/2010 10:00:52 AM

3/23/2010 10:36:17 AM