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3/24/2010 12:12:29 PM

there's nothing hotter than surprising a girl who's eating an egg salad sandwich and just making out with her mid-chew

3/24/2010 12:14:14 PM

actually, kissing a girl while she's got scrambled eggs in her mouth is one of the most disgusting things I've heard of in quite awhile

think I'd rather snowball, honestly

3/24/2010 12:14:57 PM

i don't know what it is about good sex that always makes me have to crap

3/24/2010 12:14:57 PM

Chicks love it when you interrupt them with a kiss, no matter what they're doing.

3/24/2010 12:16:02 PM

^^ too much lube

3/24/2010 2:00:43 PM

^^ untrue.

3/24/2010 2:09:24 PM

^^^I refuse to interrupt a chick while she's blowing me, just so I can kiss her.

Kinda defeats the purpose, imo.

3/24/2010 2:16:16 PM