The gf was waiting for me when I got home from work. She had an interview in Raleigh today and drove back to Greenville later.

Discuss.

3/25/2010 12:34:06 AM

Cool story, bro.

3/25/2010 12:34:32 AM

We need deets, dawg.

3/25/2010 12:35:00 AM

not as good as a surprise cookout tray waiting for you

3/25/2010 12:35:04 AM

not as good as a surprise bootycall that picked up a cookout tray on the way over

amirite???

3/25/2010 12:36:42 AM

oh god i would have intercourse with both

3/25/2010 12:37:31 AM

^^ I've actually had that happen.

3/25/2010 12:38:13 AM

you lucky dog

3/25/2010 12:43:02 AM

I don't get it..was the surprise that you had a bootycall coming over and you thought your gf wouldn't be there?

3/25/2010 1:31:16 AM

wait you live in greenville, where, WHY HAVE WE NOT HUNG OUT, YOU HANGIN OUT?

3/25/2010 1:32:12 AM

i read it as:

he lives in raleigh
she lives in greenville
she was in raleigh for interview, came over after for bang bang
went home to greenville after that

3/25/2010 1:33:14 AM

You tha man now, dawg!

3/25/2010 6:02:38 AM

its not a booty call if its your girlfriend

3/25/2010 8:16:59 AM

^^^This.

I guess it isn't a booty call if no one called either.

[Edited on March 25, 2010 at 8:31 AM. Reason : -]

3/25/2010 8:31:26 AM

its not a booty call if its your girlfriend

and

I, Too, have had sex

3/25/2010 8:31:50 AM

I wonder who her surprise bootycall back in greenville was??

3/25/2010 9:12:42 AM

i, too, have sex, then get out of bed to go post up on tww about it

3/25/2010 9:14:03 AM

Remember the golden rule of TWW fuck bragging

SEX WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, WIFE OR SOMEONE YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKING DOES NOT CONSTITUTE GROUNDS FOR BOASTING

It has to be a new notch on the bedpost for us to care

3/25/2010 9:16:04 AM

The golden rule should be more like nobody really gives a shit who or what you're fucking. Unless it can be used as part of an effective trolling initiative.

For instance, I always liked the "lets see what you're fucking, champ" troll from back in the day. I don't remember who said it, though.

3/25/2010 9:20:29 AM

3/25/2010 9:23:15 AM

Quote :

"SEX WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, WIFE OR SOMEONE YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKING DOES NOT CONSTITUTE GROUNDS FOR BOASTING"

Agree - bragging about fucking your wife or GF is lame as fuck. She has to take your 4 inches, shes your GF.

3/25/2010 9:28:25 AM

y'all remember all that shit theDuke866 used to talk about what girls he'd been with

then he got trolled and posted up their pics and shit

classy

3/25/2010 9:31:19 AM

Djeternal is the godfather of bragging about banging his FG

3/25/2010 9:32:32 AM

im still a virgin so i like to read these stories

3/25/2010 9:33:41 AM

Makes me think of Glengarry Glen Ross:

Quote :

"Fuck you, Dave. You know, you got a big mouth. You make a close, this whole place stinks with your farts for a week—how much you just ingested. Oh, what a big man you are! "Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it." Woof!"

3/25/2010 9:34:29 AM

i too have had sex

3/25/2010 10:08:46 AM

i too have had sex

3/25/2010 10:09:40 AM

im just playin

im a virgin

3/25/2010 10:16:18 AM

^suspend.

3/25/2010 10:20:10 AM

3/25/2010 10:21:19 AM

I have been posting on tww then started having sex

3/25/2010 11:59:02 AM

random drop-ins are the worst

3/25/2010 12:04:04 PM