when you try to wipe it off, its becomes more jelly like than normal and becomes hard to wipe off

DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS

3/25/2010 12:01:53 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

this thread is AWESOME

3/25/2010 12:02:56 PM

Quote :

"JELLY WIPE OFF"

3/25/2010 12:03:17 PM

3/25/2010 12:03:32 PM

or is it just me

3/25/2010 12:06:23 PM

this kid in my suite freshman year did this shit.


the other 3 rooms always had a running joke of drawing straws to see who had to shower after him.

[Edited on March 25, 2010 at 12:08 PM. Reason : add]

3/25/2010 12:07:37 PM

gotta love the DROPPIN' FUCKIN' LOADS reference

3/25/2010 12:07:48 PM

^^^ It is just you. I find it to be too much work to jerk off in the shower.

3/25/2010 12:09:45 PM

I always wondered about the reaction that takes place when semen encounters water.

Water makes it all congealed and stringy. (and harder to clean!)


[Edited on March 25, 2010 at 12:49 PM. Reason : ]

3/25/2010 12:47:16 PM

It reminds me of that part in Jackass with the sea cucumbers.

3/25/2010 12:49:06 PM

http://ask.metafilter.com/50802/Dont-drop-the-soap

completely sfw, except for the language

3/25/2010 12:54:49 PM

Quote :

"this kid in my suite freshman year did this shit."

fucking gross

3/25/2010 12:57:31 PM

Quote :

"I always wondered about the reaction that takes place when semen encounters water. Water makes it all congealed and stringy. (and harder to clean!)"

http://ask.metafilter.com/50802/Dont-drop-the-soap +1

3/25/2010 12:57:45 PM

Quote :

"I find it to be too much work to jerk off in the shower."

same here.


It's funny.. I had just went into a smattering of detail about why it doesn't work when it occurred to me that I know a lot of people on here IRL that probably don't want to read about my auto-erotic endeavors. deletedeletedelete

3/25/2010 1:01:29 PM

^ahahahahaha

3/25/2010 1:02:50 PM

Quote :

"I find it to be too much work to jerk off in the shower."

too much work?

3/25/2010 1:03:03 PM

^^^^awesome

[Edited on March 25, 2010 at 1:04 PM. Reason : Yifk]

3/25/2010 1:03:17 PM

ITS TOO DAMN WET

3/25/2010 1:08:48 PM