I am an Importer/Exporter.

3/29/2010 7:58:51 PM

look at the teethmarks on this pencil

3/29/2010 8:00:08 PM

i thought you were a latex salesman

3/29/2010 8:05:58 PM

i thought you were a judge

3/29/2010 8:06:31 PM

You're killing independent George!

3/29/2010 8:11:45 PM

architect.....ACRHITECT

3/29/2010 8:12:04 PM

He wrote Venetian Blinds

3/29/2010 8:15:27 PM

I am Joey Bagofdonuts

3/29/2010 8:18:21 PM

i, too, eat at moe's

3/29/2010 8:28:02 PM

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"He wrote Venetian Blinds"

actually he read Venetian Blinds.
He told elaine's boss this when she was getting him a job in the episode about the alcoholic boyfriend (i think it's called "the red dot" or something similar)

he told NBC execs he wrote la cocina.
a play about a mexican chef.


i just pulled this from my head.
i love this show.
this is sad.

3/29/2010 8:37:45 PM

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" BAKED BEAN TEETH "

3/29/2010 9:45:10 PM

raise your hand if you love this thread and laughed before opening it.

*raises hand*

3/29/2010 10:05:48 PM

art vandelay wrote venetian blinds is what i meant...george reads it

3/29/2010 10:18:47 PM

I am a marine biologist.

3/29/2010 10:21:27 PM

o/

3/29/2010 10:22:10 PM

3/30/2010 12:32:56 AM

3/30/2010 12:42:20 AM

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"i, too, eat at moe's"

Exactly what I thought.

3/30/2010 1:10:00 AM

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"raise your hand if you love this thread and laughed before opening it. *raises hand*"

3/30/2010 8:34:43 AM

joie, it's ok to love seinfeld that much. it's just that awesome.

3/30/2010 8:54:47 AM

We had a PACT!!

3/30/2010 8:55:18 AM

3/30/2010 8:57:04 AM

seinfeld is a terrible show and i will no longer eat the art vendelay at moe's now that i know where the name comes from

3/30/2010 9:05:25 AM

i am so happy from 7pm to 8pm watching TBS everyday.

3/30/2010 9:06:58 AM

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"seinfeld is a terrible show"

3/30/2010 9:11:41 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZVs7oAHVjg

3/31/2010 12:25:36 AM

^^I disagree

3/31/2010 12:26:58 AM

the entire moe's menu is way too nbc-centric

fun bobby, etc.

3/31/2010 12:31:13 AM

I WAS IN THE POOL!!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

3/31/2010 12:35:04 AM

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"seinfeld is a terrible show "

there are not enough rolly eyes in the world to express the appropriate level of disdain that I feel for this statement.

3/31/2010 1:23:06 PM

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"seinfeld is a terrible show and i will no longer eat the art vendelay at moe's now that i know where the name comes from "

wat

3/31/2010 2:10:49 PM

^agreed

3/31/2010 2:20:43 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Costanza

I love all the aliases and occupations

Quote :

"Art Vandelay Body Suit Man Buck Naked O'Brien Biff Loman Mr. Weatherbee T-Bone Koko the Monkey Gammy Cantstandya"

Quote :

" Real-estate agent Manuscript reader Screenwriter Hand model Sales rep for restroom-supply company Assistant to the traveling secretary for New York Yankees Sales rep for playground-equipment company Representative for Kruger Industrial Smoothing Computer Salesman Car Mover Marine Biologist Architect"

And Seinfeld might be the greatest sitcom of all time.

3/31/2010 2:24:06 PM

seinfeld simply isn't funny...it's a group of people who do nothing but whine all the time...it got annoying real quick-like

3/31/2010 2:25:03 PM

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"seinfeld simply isn't funny"

You obviously have a terrible sense of humor, I bet people often refer to you as a buzzkill behind your back.

3/31/2010 2:27:48 PM

^^ seriously?

wowowowowwwww.

3/31/2010 2:28:12 PM

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"seinfeld simply isn't funny...it's a group of people who do nothing but whine all the time...it got annoying real quick-like"

judging by your whining i would think you'd like seinfeld

3/31/2010 2:31:19 PM

quagmire is completely devoid of a sense of humor

3/31/2010 2:31:33 PM

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"simply isn't funny"

wrong

3/31/2010 2:32:44 PM

I think every time George or his dad starts getting all wound up, I lose it. Or when Kramer was modeling for the calvin kline people. What Kramer does all day in Jerry's apartment, just absolutely gut busting. There are so many hilarious moments. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, RICKY?

3/31/2010 2:40:01 PM

RAWR RAWR RAWR

you don't like the same things i like

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

3/31/2010 2:52:13 PM

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

3/31/2010 2:54:43 PM

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"RAWR RAWR RAWR you don't like the same things i like RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE"

ok, well post some shows/movies you think are funny to prove you do in fact have a sense of humor

3/31/2010 2:59:42 PM

oh no, what do i do? should i catalog my DVR so that i might obtain the acceptance of some random douchenozzle on teh intarwebs? however will i sleep if i don't prove myself to you????????

3/31/2010 3:02:34 PM

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"seinfeld is a terrible show and i will no longer eat the art vendelay at moe's now that i know where the name comes from"

That'll show them!

Jerry Seinfeld gets a nickle everytime someone buys one.

3/31/2010 3:05:05 PM

^^now it's even more obvious that you don't have a sense of humor

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 3:05 PM. Reason : .]

3/31/2010 3:05:15 PM

3/31/2010 3:05:25 PM

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"Real-estate agent Manuscript reader Screenwriter Hand model Sales rep for restroom-supply company Assistant to the traveling secretary for New York Yankees Sales rep for playground-equipment company Representative for Kruger Industrial Smoothing Computer Salesman Car Mover Marine Biologist Architect""

I know he never actually got the job, but you could add Bra Salesmen to this list. "You felt her material!!"

3/31/2010 3:08:40 PM

True Story:

Quagmire's favorite show is Becker and he has the entire series on DVD

3/31/2010 3:08:46 PM

FESTIVUS ISN'T OVER UNTIL YOU PIN YOUR FATHER

3/31/2010 3:09:44 PM