Welcome to Horsetown.

I had to go down to Horsetown to give a horse some candy.

I had to go to Horsetown to give a horse some OATS.

3/30/2010 10:17:19 PM

kiljadn take your socks off

3/30/2010 10:18:01 PM

shut up woman get on my horse

[Edited on March 30, 2010 at 10:18 PM. Reason : .]

3/30/2010 10:18:09 PM

i would love a horse

but not in the weird horse person kind of way

but i do like horses

i applied for a job in wyoming because i really need a job and if i got it i think i would get a horse

cool story huh

3/30/2010 10:19:22 PM

I think there might be about 6 people on TWW total who get this.

3/30/2010 10:19:27 PM

My dick's on the phone

RANG RANG

It's calling you up on the phone

RANG RANG

It's calling you up to have a conversation

3/30/2010 10:21:27 PM

Welcome to Horsetown, here's a horse
Welcome to Horsetown
Welcome to Horsetown, here's a horse
Welcome to Horsetown

I had to go down to Horsetown to give a horse some candy
I had to go down to Horsetown to give a horse some oats
I gave a horse some candy, it ate it with its lips
It didn't touch my hands with its teeth
That's pretty cool



I think I need a new saddle for this horse
This one doesn't have any buckles
It needs new straps (Some straps)
Gonna give a horse some eggs
I think he likes em
Put some eggs in with his candy (Some eggs)



I think I'm getting a little light-headed
Think I need to crack into these eggs
Have a couple eggs, hang out here
It's pretty cool, I'm not trying to tease a horse
Just hungry, need some blood sugar
Maybe I'll have a candy
(Maybe you need some oats)
Mix it up with some oats, for cholesterol
That's a lot better
I'm feeling a lot better

3/30/2010 10:22:05 PM

I am the master of the synthesizer.

3/30/2010 10:23:08 PM

What is this, Horseville?

Because I'm surrounded by Naysayers.


WORDPLAY

3/31/2010 8:47:02 AM

Quote :

"i would love a horse but not in the weird horse person kind of way but i do like horses"

it's funny that you had to clarify that

LOL

3/31/2010 8:55:34 AM

3/31/2010 9:09:24 AM