....mylanta!

3/31/2010 9:53:21 PM

my doctor said...

...noooow, cough.

3/31/2010 9:55:43 PM

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

3/31/2010 10:08:16 PM

what, is it cool to brag about how rich you are with health insurance?

I was just trying to keep up with my 20" rims...but now we're going to be rapping about our blue cross coverage....

3/31/2010 10:09:12 PM

... if it hurts, don't do it!

3/31/2010 10:09:38 PM

...that... that really shouldn't be there, sir. I'm not... I don't... oh god.

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 10:14 PM. Reason : RETCHING SOUND]

3/31/2010 10:14:25 PM

...take it easy.

3/31/2010 10:14:41 PM

not bad...maybe I'm a gullible sob, but I didn't see it coming

4/1/2010 1:16:40 AM

For reference:

4/9/2010 9:22:12 PM

The doctor says I need a backiotomy

4/9/2010 9:23:37 PM

...I have to take a laxative.

(Not in my store you don't!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0C611xMfIQ

4/9/2010 9:39:18 PM

I had to take stool softeners with the pain meds I was on after surgeries.

4/11/2010 5:59:27 PM

Quote :

" The doctor says I need a backiotomy"

I'm impotent, man.


GET AWAY FROM ME, BIOTCH

4/11/2010 6:02:11 PM