http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/


some examples:

8 MILE: White man successfully coopts black culture to impress other whites.

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.

GOOD WILL HUNTING: Underemployed genius squanders prestigious job opportunity to chase trim.

GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.

KINDERGARTEN COP: Incompetent left in charge of children, who are eventually fired at by convicted felon.

4/1/2010 8:46:44 AM

I think I ha'd. I'm sure I did.

4/1/2010 8:47:38 AM

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.

4/1/2010 8:51:52 AM

FALLING DOWN: Life is difficult for white men.

4/1/2010 9:28:41 AM

AVATAR: White imperialist saves natives from white imperialists. (spookyjon said this)

haha these are good:

Quote :

"GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker. TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum. "

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 9:40 AM. Reason : .]

4/1/2010 9:33:32 AM

LOVE ACTUALLY: Prime Minister risks war with United States over a sexy secretary.

4/1/2010 3:56:01 PM

^fat secretary

4/1/2010 3:58:00 PM

STAR WARS: old white men, fighting against weaker younger white mean for no apparent reason

4/1/2010 4:01:12 PM

Quote :

"# DEMOLITION MAN: In a future where crime is completely eradicated, a black man steals and murders. "

4/1/2010 4:52:09 PM

Quote :

"# DEMOLITION MAN: In a future where crime is completely eradicated, a black man steals and murders. "

4/1/2010 4:53:44 PM

Quote :

"# DEMOLITION MAN: In a future where crime is completely eradicated, a black man steals and murders. "

4/1/2010 4:54:10 PM

I lol'd.

4/1/2010 4:55:58 PM

Quote :

"# RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the terrorists behind 9/11. "

Quote :

"RED DAWN: Despite shock-and-awe tactics, a superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents. "

Quote :

"# SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head. "

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 4:59 PM. Reason : ]

4/1/2010 4:57:20 PM

GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.

4/1/2010 5:31:20 PM

nice choice on examples

4/1/2010 5:32:56 PM

MILK: Uppity queer dies

4/1/2010 5:50:26 PM

^ lol

4/1/2010 5:51:09 PM

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 7:45 PM. Reason : eh, nvm]

4/1/2010 7:44:46 PM