I have been asked this but refused to do it, kind of freaked me out. I guess they don't make Southern Baptists like they used to

4/2/2010 7:54:43 PM

Do not lie.

4/2/2010 8:04:27 PM

4/2/2010 8:07:30 PM

can't be that intimidating being raped by someone wearing a neck pillow

4/2/2010 8:08:56 PM

BWAAHAHAHAHAHA

4/2/2010 8:10:36 PM

it's a neck brace, get it right.

also I can bring in Sarah to back up this story as she knew the girl at the time

4/2/2010 8:11:29 PM

No, but I have had a partner request to play MURDER... that didn't end too well.

4/2/2010 8:51:16 PM

to me it was just like, how am I supposed to pretend rape a girl I've dated for 2.5 years. Aren't we supposed to be in looooooove you kinky bitch.

4/2/2010 8:52:46 PM

they never requested it in so many words, no, but i knew they still wanted it

they were very good at pretending to cry

4/2/2010 8:54:51 PM

nothing wrong with a little role playing in the bedroom

4/2/2010 8:55:13 PM

yea but she wanted me to cover her mouth and hold her down, I mean I've done kinky shit, but not slightly violent.

4/2/2010 8:56:23 PM

Never really requested, though I've known a few who enjoyed it a lot more when I was a little rough with them.

4/2/2010 8:57:01 PM

its all fun and games until a rectum gets prolapsed

4/2/2010 8:57:17 PM

but I have no problem with fucking on the rag

4/2/2010 8:58:19 PM

i don't either, but at a certain point in the relationship its like.... "ehhh... it will still be here next week."

4/2/2010 9:02:50 PM

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"she wanted me to cover her mouth and hold her down, I mean I've done kinky shit, but not slightly violent."

Dude, that's pretty tame. And hot. Get over it and do it.

It's not like she asked you to punch her in the stomach or kick her around.

4/2/2010 9:05:04 PM

I've had a girl ask to be strangled

4/2/2010 9:05:38 PM

All women have a rape fantasy at some point. Just make sure you're

Quote :

"HOT AS FUCK"

4/2/2010 9:08:40 PM

Quote :

" its all fun and games until a rectum gets prolapsed"

4/2/2010 9:22:31 PM

Pink Sock!

4/2/2010 9:52:04 PM

One of the effects of the most serious kind of smallpox is the complete prolapsation of the colon, but due to certain bleeding problems, it is known as the "black sock".

4/2/2010 10:09:18 PM

Dane Cook has a pretty unfunny bit about this scenario

4/2/2010 10:12:45 PM

Dane Cook has a pretty unfunny bit about anything.

4/2/2010 10:14:37 PM

touche

4/2/2010 10:25:08 PM

4/2/2010 10:31:10 PM

im guessing the guy on the lefts gonna get raped

4/2/2010 10:56:03 PM

Every woman asks me to play rape.

With their eyes.

I must be doing it right, because most look really surprised when it happens.

4/2/2010 11:01:05 PM

^^ He seems oblivious to what's about to happen. The dudes in the car are like, "yep, after we finish these cigs he gon get raped."

Notice what appears to be a bloody cooling fan.

4/2/2010 11:01:19 PM

nah son they just got done, thats why they r smokin

4/2/2010 11:02:48 PM

Yes, though it wasn't so much rape as just an aggressive intercourse where she's tied up and I'm the boss.

So it really wasn't all that new of an experience for me.

Plus I tied the knots too hard and I had to get my crotch out of his face so she could tell me.

4/2/2010 11:14:51 PM

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"Plus I tied the knots too hard and I had to get my crotch out of his face so she could tell me."

4/2/2010 11:15:39 PM

Quote :

"Plus I tied the knots too hard and I had to get my crotch out of his face so she could tell me."

wat?

4/2/2010 11:17:09 PM

CHRONIC

PAIN

RAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE

4/2/2010 11:17:17 PM

I too shall be needing clarification.

4/3/2010 12:13:25 AM

And then she whips out her penis.

WAT

4/3/2010 12:14:25 AM

I believe tying girls up is a bit different from role playing rape.

4/3/2010 12:18:00 AM