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0EPII1
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"And now despite doctors saying he wouldn't live past the age of 21 - Kenny works, plays pool and bowls with pals - and enjoys a full SEX life with fiancée Nicky Bernaldes.

Nicky, 33, said: "People want to know if Kenny has his private parts."

"We have sex just like any other couple. Kenny has his parts like any other man."

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2918758/Half-a-body-but-hes-all-man.html "


His dong comes out of his bellybutton or just below it?

Either way, GG [half] dude for leading a full life. I bet you are the only dude who plays pool and bowls without legs!

I wonder how fast he can 'run' on his hands...






4/3/2010 5:41:52 PM

Bweez
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" I bet you are the only dude who plays pool and bowls without legs!
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I bet not.

4/3/2010 5:44:32 PM

ALkatraz
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People in wheelchairs shoot pool and bowl without using their legs.

4/3/2010 5:47:35 PM

jataylor
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"I wonder how fast he can 'run' on his hands... "


i was wondering the same thing

4/3/2010 5:48:04 PM

0EPII1
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OK, I meant without having legs at all.

^ Imagine him running after you with a scary grin across his face... it would be a scene straight from a horror movie where a demon gets cut into two and still chases you!

4/3/2010 5:49:31 PM

DevilWolf
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ITS IN HIS TRUNK OK

4/3/2010 5:50:33 PM

ncstatetke
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how does he make poopies?

4/3/2010 5:51:32 PM

0EPII1
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^ oh shit (pun unintended), that's a better question.

he seems to be lacking a big chunk of his digestive system...

4/3/2010 5:52:59 PM

Jaybee1200
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his argument doesn't have a leg to stand on

4/3/2010 5:58:42 PM

DoeoJ
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maybe an alien lives inside him.



[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 5:59 PM. Reason : .]

4/3/2010 5:58:43 PM

4nik8r
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Acrotomophilia

4/5/2010 5:40:26 PM

SaabTurbo
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He must have a colostomy bag. That sucks.

4/5/2010 5:42:48 PM

TreeTwista10
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hahahahaha

4/5/2010 5:43:39 PM

Slave Famous
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Man fuck bowling and pool

If that was me I would just post up and become the best Call of Duty player of all time

4/5/2010 5:46:31 PM

EMCE
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I bet dude has a hell of a left hook...

4/5/2010 5:48:14 PM

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4/5/2010 5:49:57 PM

SaabTurbo
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^ He seems to have a more fully formed torso son.

4/5/2010 5:51:15 PM

ThePeter
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^What would that dude do if he intercepted the ball or recovered a fumble on like, his own 1 yd line. lolol

4/5/2010 5:52:45 PM

SaabTurbo
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The AstroTurf must be hell on his nubs son, that would suck.

4/5/2010 5:54:06 PM

ThePeter
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Maybe he has nub cleats

4/5/2010 5:55:25 PM

khcadwal
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this guy is such a wannabe

this bia's discovery health special premiered like YEARS ago. and she had a baby. get out of here, kenny.

4/5/2010 5:59:18 PM

Konami
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plus she has an american flag.

4/5/2010 6:00:04 PM

khcadwal
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PLUS she skateboards

4/5/2010 6:01:03 PM

vinylbandit
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[old]

4/5/2010 6:01:36 PM

SaabTurbo
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Jesus man, I can't look at this thread anymore.

4/5/2010 6:02:10 PM

khcadwal
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^^ exactly what i'm saying

kenny is a poser.

[Edited on April 5, 2010 at 6:02 PM. Reason : .]

4/5/2010 6:02:21 PM

0EPII1
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does she walk on her hands properly, or just drags herself?

4/5/2010 6:35:15 PM

SaabTurbo
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OEP375LBWHORETITLOVER SON!

4/5/2010 6:35:44 PM

EMCE
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properly

4/5/2010 6:35:57 PM

SaabTurbo
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SHE WALKS RIGHT PROPER

4/5/2010 6:36:48 PM

beatsunc
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i met a dude in a wheelchair last week that had a polaris rzr set up so he could drive it. he yanked the original engine and added one with a turbo or some shit. it was sweet

4/5/2010 6:40:44 PM

SaabTurbo
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Damn, I'd like more info on what engine he put in that thing because it could be very fucking cool.

4/5/2010 6:41:41 PM

beatsunc
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^not sure but he said it could do 80mph

4/5/2010 6:54:35 PM

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