Discuss.

4/3/2010 11:57:11 PM

k

4/3/2010 11:57:31 PM

he "rose from the dead" +1 zombie
people eat HIM -1 zombie

bloodsucking jew +1 vampire
died from spear on cross, not sunlight -1 vampire

inconclusive

4/3/2010 11:59:57 PM

maybe he's the original vampire... maybe that's why crosses and wooden stakes are deadly to vampires.

4/4/2010 12:02:04 AM

people drink HIS blood

-1 vampire.

he's a zombie

4/4/2010 12:02:55 AM

people drink his blood to obtain eternal live. +1 vampire. you drink zombie blood, you turn into a zombie. oh wait... that makes sense too.

4/4/2010 12:06:59 AM

JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER




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4/4/2010 12:07:20 AM

ooooh, so he's like Blade... he's half vampire!!

4/4/2010 12:08:03 AM

4/4/2010 12:09:07 AM

^^touche.

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 12:09 AM. Reason : ^^]

4/4/2010 12:09:13 AM

^^ he does sound more like a master vampire than a zombie... gathering followers and using mind control to make them into drones.

4/4/2010 12:12:28 AM

bttt for easter!

4/4/2010 7:49:23 AM

When is the last time you saw a zombie do any public speaking?



McCain doesn't count.

4/4/2010 8:42:38 AM

i've seen it in plenty of movies

do you seriously want me to list them all?

also, pope john paul

4/4/2010 8:46:17 AM

4/4/2010 8:52:27 AM

I guess you've got me there.

Pip pip, old boy.

4/4/2010 8:53:20 AM

THIS IS CLEAR AS FUCK MAN.

ZOMBIE.

4/4/2010 9:20:55 AM

how do you know its not a vampire masquerading as a zombie???

4/4/2010 9:26:48 AM

Maybe he's a cross btwn the two, like in "I am Legend"?

4/4/2010 9:44:11 AM

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 10:12 AM. Reason : meh]

4/4/2010 10:11:54 AM

zombies eat brains: religion often demands some type of brain death. Definite brain eating zombie. And thread moved to soapbox...

4/4/2010 1:39:02 PM

TIGHE SAYS ZOMBIE

4/4/2010 1:40:18 PM

Zombie.

4/4/2010 1:41:01 PM

blasphemour knows the true answer, ask him.

4/4/2010 2:10:29 PM

I thought he came back as more of a ghost.

4/4/2010 2:15:26 PM

I heard this guy in a boombox preaching about jesus recently and he kept saying how people need to have a "taste for the flesh". He was like, "THEY HAD A TASTE FOR THE FLESH... AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU HAVE A TASTE...... FOR THE FLESH..."

I seriously looked at the idiot blasting that shit out of his little boom box and said, "Why does this dude want me to become a fucking cannibal? That is really SICK man." I said it with a straight face, as if I were really angry about the fact that this preacher wanted me to become a cannibal. The douchebag blasting the preaching just looked away. I really don't think he understood what I was saying and how weird what this preacher said actually sounded when you just took it literally. He is so into that shit that he cannot see the weirdness of what is being said.

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4/6/2010 1:41:06 PM

lol furry comics

4/6/2010 2:08:00 PM

^lolwut?

4/6/2010 2:35:03 PM