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while playing basketball this morning there was an easter egg hunt at the park right beside the courts and this is a recollection of the things i saw.

1. 6ft. tall Pedo Easter Bunny / picture to come
2. someone's mother breastfeeding literally 6 feet off the courts and watched our entire game.
and yes, you could see her tits.
3. im not laughing at this at all and felt both sorry and happy for the little girl in the wheel chair trying damn hard to find the hidden eggs.
4. this guy on my team knocked some little girl's easter basket out of her hand from a bad pass and about 2 dozen plastic eggs went everywhere in slow motion.

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 1:06 AM. Reason : sdf]

4/4/2010 1:02:44 AM

DID THE LITTLE GIRL CRY?

4/4/2010 1:04:40 AM

i dont expect anyone to read this.


i just wanted to post it for my own enjoyment.


no, she just laughed it off and her mom came over and was cool as hell. we all stopped and helped her pick up her candy that went everywhere.

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 1:05 AM. Reason : asdf]

4/4/2010 1:04:48 AM

I . . I don't even know what to say to that

4/4/2010 1:05:16 AM

i saw a mexican lady breastfeeding her kid in a lowes foods once when she was shopping

4/4/2010 1:05:20 AM

Don't ever underestimate the Mexicans. They're VERY good multi-taskers.

4/4/2010 1:07:45 AM

was this the easter egg hunt where the teenagers found the dead body??

4/4/2010 1:09:56 AM

for example..

4/4/2010 1:10:02 AM

i have no problem sexualizing public breastfeeding.

4/4/2010 1:12:05 AM

tittyfeeding is gross. put your stretch mark boobies away. thank you.

4/4/2010 1:16:17 AM

like 5 times that i've eaten inside Ten Ten, there has been a red dot breastfeeding

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 11:54 AM. Reason : kjuhg]

4/4/2010 11:53:10 AM

its a lot cheaper than going to a strip club anyway

4/4/2010 11:54:26 AM

I dont see any stretchmarks on those boobies

4/4/2010 11:54:48 AM

^^made me lol

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 11:56 AM. Reason : ^]

4/4/2010 11:55:48 AM

that security guard behind hugo is definitely hoping for a nipple slip.

4/4/2010 11:57:39 AM

I have no problem with public breastfeeding - I'd much rather see that than hear a baby crying incessantly cause he/she has the munchies.

However that lady took off her babies shoes for no apparent reason...

4/4/2010 1:45:15 PM

i saw this at an easter egg hunt today



these parents are just outta control nowadays

4/4/2010 1:54:59 PM

He's kicking really low man. Can't hit the center of the god damned bag?

Work on technique first, power second. Plus man, it's a small child on the bag. I hope somebody beat that man's ass sparring later on.

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"I have no problem with public breastfeeding - I'd much rather see that than hear a baby crying incessantly cause he/she has the munchies."

Well, I am not ok with breastfeeding inside a restaurant, yet I used to see it somewhat often. I've seen it at fucking P.F. Chang's dude. That is inappropriate and unsanitary in my opinion. I did not go to P.F. Chang's to see a 375lb african whore breast feeding in the middle of the god damned restaurant.

4/4/2010 1:57:39 PM

^^ Notice his grinning after the kick and the nod of self satisfaction. SO TUFF.

4/4/2010 1:59:29 PM

He even does a little nod like "yeah bitch".

A real man would be helping her back up, not laughing.


I wish I could have put him down wit dat pepper spray and laughed at him for a while son. It's pretty funny how badly a good can of spray will affect you son. If that doesn't work (it should unless he's so high on drugs he can't feel his own body), a few hollow points will son. I just don't have respect for that shit. The dude deserves to be put in a wheelchair in my opinion. He doesn't have a shred of humanity within him. If he had been a nazi soldier, he'd have been the first one in line to be hanging teenage girls, I can tell you that right now.

4/4/2010 2:00:19 PM

He is just trying to help her "build character"

4/4/2010 2:06:37 PM

you guys don't know the whole story behind that .gif


I mean, what if it turned out to be Dakota Fanning? Then you would all feel stupid for judging him.

4/4/2010 3:18:05 PM

It's not Dakota Fanning. And nothing justifies a black man kicking a white girl. Maybe if the girl was white or the man was white, I could see it being ok to kick Dakota Fanning or a young Raven Symone.

4/4/2010 3:21:11 PM

Maybe it isn't Dakota, but on the off-chance that it is, I think we should give that guy a pass. Maybe he honestly thought it was her...

4/4/2010 3:22:21 PM

But he's black. It just ain't right. And there's no way he thought it was Raven.

4/4/2010 3:23:31 PM

He's definitely not black. He's just really tanned. Look at his hair....

4/4/2010 3:26:06 PM

^ Ok. I'll buy. He might be Mexican or Cuban. They are allowed to hit both white people and black people.

4/4/2010 3:28:08 PM

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"However that lady took off her babies shoes for no apparent reason..."

Multitasking for the sake of multitasking...?!

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As for b-feeding in public or in restaurants I have no problem with it as long as the they use a sheet/towel/shawl to cover themselves while in the act.

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"I did not go to P.F. Chang's to see a 375lb african whore breast feeding in the middle of the god damned restaurant. "

That's just too harsh, SON.

LOOK AWAY, GOD DAMNIT. WAS SHE IN BETWEEN YOUR HEAD AND YOUR PLATE?

4/4/2010 3:32:49 PM

Seriously, would you feed your kid a fucking corn dog while meeting the President of a country? No? Then don't be feeding Junior from your tit. Can't that shit wait until AFTER he's gone? It had to be the giant elephant in the room, Chavez trying not to look down, and everyone else acting like her boob wasn't right in his face.

4/4/2010 4:10:09 PM

hell yeh I'd give my kid a corn dog in front of the president

4/4/2010 5:39:03 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGSfG7Toc6g

4/4/2010 5:42:14 PM

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"That's just too harsh, SON. LOOK AWAY, GOD DAMNIT. WAS SHE IN BETWEEN YOUR HEAD AND YOUR PLATE?"

So, you wouldn't mind if I pissed in a cup next to your table then, right? I mean, just look away and shit. Head/plate ratio and shit.

4/4/2010 5:42:22 PM

ADULT PISSING = BREASTFEEDING A BABY

GTFO WITH THAT SHIT, SON

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED, SON

4/4/2010 5:44:53 PM

pictures. I do not see them

4/4/2010 5:45:14 PM

yea... I too was like when he said that

4/4/2010 5:45:30 PM

I am of the opinion that infants should never be taken into any non-fast food dining establishments. It eliminates the crying issues and any hangups people might have about breastfeeding.

4/4/2010 5:49:12 PM

^^ & ^^^^ Well, I don't know about you, but for me seeing a 375lb african whore's tit is far nastier than seeing some skinny dude piss in a cup.

As far as being ashamed, go die bitch. Public nudity is public nudity. I don't care how you want to define it son. When someone pays good money to have a fine dining experience, they don't expect to deal with a 375lb bitch hanging her tit out next to the table. That is JUST as nasty as having some asshole pissing in a cup next to you. I guess you get off on seeing that shit while you eat, but I don't, dicksmoke. As far as looking away, I have some shit called PERIPHERAL VISION, asswipe. It makes it so I see things that aren't directly in front of me. You don't have to be staring at something to see it son. You've got to be the dirtiest motherfucker on the planet to want to have 375lb whores hanging their tits out all around you while you eat.

4/4/2010 5:49:47 PM

I don't like infants at all

I wish people would just keep them inside until they're old enough to walk and talk and have sex with

4/4/2010 5:50:35 PM

^Mostly agreed... Though I'd still prefer that parents keep their kids out of restaurants until the kid learns when NOT to talk even though they have the ability to.

Seriously, I'm not sure which is more annoying to sit near, a loud baby or a talkative pre-schooler...

4/4/2010 5:53:09 PM

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"^^ & ^^^^ Well, I don't know about you, but for me seeing a 375lb african whore's tit is far nastier than seeing some skinny dude piss in a cup."

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"they don't expect to deal with a 375lb bitch hanging her tit out next to the table. That is JUST as nasty as having some asshole pissing in a cup next to you. I guess you get off on seeing that shit while you eat, but I don't"

SaabTurbo, you need to read before you open your mouth, so you don't sound stupid (which you do most of the time):

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"As for b-feeding in public or in restaurants I have no problem with it as long as the they use a sheet/towel/shawl to cover themselves while in the act."

That's my position.

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"As far as being ashamed, go die bitch."

Wow, just wow. You need to not take the internet too seriously, or you will die of a stroke. In your words (in response to children being raped by children):

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"^ Crazy shit happens all the time son. You can't worry about all of it."

Hmmm... let's see what's more worry-worthy, teens raping young children, or a woman breastfeeding in a restaurant.

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"I don't like infants at all I wish people would just keep them inside until they're old enough to walk and talk and have sex with"

Well I hope you never have kids, JeffreyBSG... who knows, you might end up having sex with them, or someone else would end up having sex with them (which would be OK with you theoretically). Regardless, you don't like infants, so logically you should never have kids.


[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 6:03 PM. Reason : ]

4/4/2010 6:01:31 PM

shameful

4/4/2010 6:03:11 PM

SUCCESSFUL TROLL INDEED MY SON.

4/4/2010 6:03:39 PM

Wait...so you got pictures of the bunny but NOT of the tits out breastfeeding?!?!

4/4/2010 6:05:38 PM

^^^^
I was being facetious about the "having sex" part

obviously

if I talk about having sex with little children, or sacrificing a goat at sunrise every morning, or something else of that nature, it probably means I'm being facetious

4/4/2010 6:05:52 PM

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"SUCCESSFUL TROLL INDEED MY SON"

...not that it's hard to troll 0EPII1 and his middle-eastern sensibilities.

4/4/2010 6:07:19 PM

^^ You're talking to someone who doesn't get out of the serious sections of tdub much. That's why he's getting so excited and taking everything seriously whilst telling everyone else to stop getting exciting and to stop taking things so seriously.

^ So it's really nothing to be proud of son?

4/4/2010 6:07:49 PM

^Naw son. You did well though.

4/4/2010 6:08:56 PM

^ , ^^ stop stroking each other's e-dicks... HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME, I SAID SOMETHING AND HE BELIEVED IT... HAR HAR HAR!!!

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"if I talk about having sex with little children, or sacrificing a goat at sunrise every morning, or something else of that nature, it probably means I'm being facetious"

So sometimes you actually mean it.... gotcha!

Oh, and "having sex with little children", what a trivial issue... everybody jokes once in a while that they do it!!!11

4/4/2010 6:14:35 PM

This is the internet, kid. Everyone jokes about everything once in a while. You should know this by now.


I'm guessing you're just riled up from that "fucking sick sick news" thread you made...

4/4/2010 6:18:00 PM

k

4/4/2010 6:19:21 PM