I hated when my shoe string would get caught in my bike pedal, gah that was the worst!

I hated the feeling after rolling in the grass when you got all itchy. It was fun as hell to roll in the grass but the feeling after sucked balls.

I hated that the straws we used had blue and red stripes down the side of them. It made it a lot harder to make them look like real cigarettes with blue and red stripes down the side of them.

4/5/2010 12:09:47 AM

the world

4/5/2010 12:10:34 AM

I hated my sister, whenever she sat down to watch TV with me and I had the remote, I would change it to a boring channel so she'd leave. lulz

4/5/2010 12:12:34 AM

I hated everyone. I still do.

True story son.

4/5/2010 12:13:29 AM

I hated how fucking hard it was to go to sleep on Christmas Eve. Asking me to get to sleep on Christmas Eve was like asking a puppy to stop chewing on something, it just doesn't happen.

I hated how when the sidewalk chalk got too short and I didn't realize it and I would end up scraping my knuckle on the driveway.

4/5/2010 12:13:45 AM

Landing on the fucking aircraft carrier in Top Gun on NES.

4/5/2010 12:37:17 AM

LOL, I heard that was impossible.^ Like literally. LIKE REALLY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU2or43-olU

[Edited on April 5, 2010 at 12:41 AM. Reason : .]

4/5/2010 12:38:56 AM

Well in the video game category, I hated how you couldn't get past the fucking snow man in that ski video game on the computer.

4/5/2010 12:40:05 AM

Ski Free.

You weren't very free to ski with that shit around though.

WHEN IT IS AROUND PEOPLE FUCKING DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE SON.

4/5/2010 12:40:59 AM

The fucker on the right. I thought that was the boogie-man.

4/5/2010 12:41:31 AM

I hated the guys who would touch me in my special place.

















JK. I hate(d) Mayonnaise.

4/5/2010 12:42:05 AM

Rich people, the public school system, vegetables on my burger, the fact that Simpsons only came on once a week, that kid that got me in trouble in Kindergarten, that fucker that always snagged the last chocolate milk on Fridays, when they canceled Tale Spin, Charlie Horse from Lamb Chop's Play-Along, that when I would dream I was a cartoon but when I woke up I wasn't, and the color pink.

4/5/2010 12:47:53 AM

I hated that everywhere I went people tried to jack my bike or skateboard because I lived in 1/2 block from the ghetto.

4/5/2010 1:06:22 AM

cheese on my burgers

in hindsight, I only hated it because all the cheeseburgers I had used shitty cheese (McDonalds, shitty Kraft singles).

4/5/2010 1:10:22 AM

^^ Skack ftw!

4/5/2010 1:12:42 AM

4/5/2010 1:14:18 AM

^ same here

4/5/2010 1:17:09 AM

girls

4/5/2010 1:18:38 AM

I just hated how he could come out of any water pipe, I used to hit flush on the toilet as a kid and then run out of the bathroom. I would close the drain of my shower right after cutting off the water, etc. That movie scared the shit out of me as a kid.

4/5/2010 1:19:50 AM

ROACHES

4/5/2010 1:36:30 AM

sausage

having to finish my dinner before left the table

rules

bedtime

the phrase "because i said so"

car trips always seemed like an ETERNITY

rollerblading back from the big pool (it was fun there but sucked hardcore on the way back...lots of hills)

grilled hotdogs

buns on anything

onions, tomatoes, vinegar (not bbq, just like vinegar plain)

dressings besides italian

stinky cheese

broccoli without cheese

sauce on spaghetti

ketch up

mustard

Quote :

"I hated how when the sidewalk chalk got too short and I didn't realize it and I would end up scraping my knuckle on the driveway."

when i wasn't allowed to have or play certain games/toys because they had "too many pieces" or were "too loud" (eg hungry hungry hippos was too loud so we couldn't have it and my burger king play dough factory had too many pieces to set up so i only got to use it sometimes)

break at the pool. so irritating.

4/5/2010 1:47:14 AM

Quote :

"the phrase "because i said so""

That phrase is utter bullshit and kids know it.

4/5/2010 1:48:19 AM

Quote :

"ketch up"

4/5/2010 8:16:55 AM

^ JESUS, how the fuck did I miss that?

4/5/2010 8:18:02 AM

i hated having to sit in the backseat

4/5/2010 8:20:01 AM

THEFRONTSEAT

4/5/2010 8:20:51 AM

getting hit by a car

having my sister tell me every. fucking. time. that she got the front seat because she "was older" >_>

having to wear an eye patch while trying to watch Care Bears

4/5/2010 8:21:31 AM

4/5/2010 9:46:23 AM

Quote :

"I hated the feeling after rolling in the grass when you got all itchy. It was fun as hell to roll in the grass but the feeling after sucked balls."

I just cut my grass for the first time ever on Saturday and totally did this. I bought the house back in September when the grass was starting to get dormant so I didn't bother cutting until now. It was awesome.

4/5/2010 12:09:02 PM

cutting the grass every damn week no matter if it was 456 degrees outside and the shit was dead. still, every damn saturday unless it was raining. and if it was going to rain you better believe i was cutting it before it came in

4/5/2010 12:11:35 PM

I miss cutting grass

4/5/2010 12:12:25 PM

Quote :

"BEFORE IT CAME"

4/5/2010 12:12:47 PM

as a kid and even now, i hate when people add that "yell shit" in Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer... aka "like monopoly" "or like Columbus"

4/5/2010 12:13:41 PM

vegetables

4/5/2010 12:14:42 PM

i loved it when i moved out of the house for good and he finally purchased a riding lawn mower lols

4/5/2010 12:15:46 PM

I hate the original ompa lumpas, their songs freaked me out as a kid. I however love the new version with J Depp.

4/5/2010 12:15:48 PM

In my elementary school our milk came in bags and I hated accidentally sticking the straw all the way through because then you were fucked!!!1

I hated listening to my brother eat cereal, for reals. Actually, I hated him every morning before school.

I hated walking to school after they just mowed the lawns and getting grass shit all over my shoes.

I hated the sweaty English teacher.

I hated having to sneak MTV when the parents weren't looking.

I hated playing my brother's games so I'd always promise to play after he played Barbies hahaha

I hated having to wake my parents up to tell them my baby sister had just ripped off her diaper in the middle of the night again (one night I found them fucking and I went back to bed and cried hahahaha)

4/5/2010 12:19:29 PM

eleusis

4/5/2010 12:20:59 PM

When I couldn't play video games on my own damn TV because someone wanted to watch basketball/baseball/any sporting event.

Getting blamed/held responsible for stuff other people did.

Not being able to watch some TV shows or play some video games because they had "witchcraft" (rural Christians ftl).

educational TV... I learned plenty at school.

Guys who tried to act like they were 'hard'

4/5/2010 12:25:42 PM

milk came in bags?! wtf

also

nightmare on elm street

alice in wonderland (disney version) f'n hated that creepy movie.

4/5/2010 12:27:50 PM

Not having a TV
Spoons (My oldest sister used to hit us in the head with them)
The magnolia tree in our front yard...I always wanted to climb to the top, but never could, mainly cause my sister was up there first spitting on us as we tried to climb up
Living in a neighborhood with no other kids
My sister's goats that would bleat every morning until she went out and saw them
Sharing a room with my brother
Being the youngest

4/5/2010 12:31:14 PM

pepper
that my grandmother wouldn't let me play outside

4/5/2010 12:33:23 PM

Quote :

"break at the pool. so irritating."

4/5/2010 12:33:45 PM

Looked exactly like these and you had that yellow straw with a point like the CapriSuns now, it was a learning process to poke hard enough to break but not so much that it goes straight through....lol We got pouch holing 101.

4/5/2010 12:34:20 PM

When I was a kid, there used to be a pet store in the Cross Creek mall (Fayetteville) with this super fucking terrifying, droopy eyed, sad faced donation begging dog bank. I remember being so scared of that thing for some reason. I can't find a picture of it, but it had to be close to 20 years ago.

So, I was in little Washington grabbing some of those tasty hot dowgs from Bill's about two weeks ago and get up to the counter only to find that damn crazy dog staring me right in the face. It totally freaked me out and I didn't know whether to grab it and run, punch it in the face, or pee my pants a little. I'll definitely have to snap a picture of it next time I'm there.

4/5/2010 12:36:06 PM

I hated when hunting dogs would get lost in our neighborhood and none of the parents would let the kids play outside because of the strange dog in the neighborhood.

4/5/2010 12:43:21 PM

I hated the smell of the bus after it rained.

...nap time (wayy too much energy to settle down)

...math (still do)

...tattle-tales

...church

4/5/2010 2:16:45 PM

Bus rides that were over an hour long, not round trip, one direction. All that when there was a school within 5 minutes walking distance. Thank you Wake County.

Moving every few years. Change in school, reboot with making friends.

The Trouble! board game commercial during every commercial break. You can pop a lot of trouble with the pop-o-matic bubble.

Going to bed in the summer and seeing all my friends still playing outside from my bedroom window.

Quote :

"that my grandmother wouldn't let me play outside"

I had to always wait for the dew to dry, which always happened right after the oppressive summer heat started to kick in for the day.


[Edited on April 5, 2010 at 2:30 PM. Reason : -]

4/5/2010 2:26:13 PM

i have never seen milk in bags before. wtf

i hated:

leg aches, used to get them really bad

grape flavored anything

having one shoe tied tighter than the other

vegetables

church

4/5/2010 2:30:18 PM

Drawers

I went commando till like 7th grade

4/5/2010 2:30:40 PM