Wish I had seen this coming!

4/7/2010 11:51:01 PM

I pass these all day son. You know how son?




No drug usage son.




There are other ways (None of the methods I've seen involve bullshit that you buy in stores, but I guess you can fuck with that if you want to).

4/7/2010 11:52:23 PM

you know what helps with that. not smoking weed

4/7/2010 11:52:34 PM

I hope you fail it.

4/7/2010 11:52:35 PM

make sure you drink lots of soda, and very little water. give them some really pungent yellow stuff.

4/7/2010 11:53:21 PM

Nah I got the shake. And I'm guzzling water. It's all good.

4/7/2010 11:59:36 PM

guzzling water? right before bed? you planning to do that piss test all night?

4/8/2010 12:00:55 AM

...until they tell you your water content is too high.

have fun with that.

4/8/2010 12:01:22 AM

I heard that if you piss, drink it, and piss it out again it will be clean.

4/8/2010 12:03:15 AM

I'll sell you some clean piss

$80

4/8/2010 12:04:09 AM

I heard that if you piss, drink it, and piss it out again it will be clean.

4/8/2010 12:04:48 AM

just run that shit through a mr. coffee

4/8/2010 12:05:28 AM

I'll sell you some clean piss

$79

also, it totally works to piss, drink it, and piss it out again. totally works

[Edited on April 8, 2010 at 12:06 AM. Reason : totally works]

4/8/2010 12:05:56 AM

low bidder eh well 2 can play this game

i'll pay you to take my piss...


wait a minute

4/8/2010 12:07:28 AM

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"guzzling water? right before bed? you planning to do that piss test all night?"

Lol not going to bed soon.

Quote :

"...until they tell you your water content is too high. have fun with that."

Not worried mane...and "water content" isn't the term they use.

4/8/2010 12:07:35 AM

Quote :

"...until they tell you your water content is too high. have fun with that."

Vitamin B12 (Or just a b-compex)

4/8/2010 12:08:22 AM

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"and "water content" isn't the term they use."

do tell. whats the term mr expert?

4/8/2010 12:09:03 AM

I heard that if you piss, drink it, and piss it out again it will be clean.

4/8/2010 12:10:14 AM

well, yea, but everybody knows that

4/8/2010 12:10:43 AM

Vitamin B and Creatinine

4/8/2010 12:17:05 AM

You could poop in the cup and claim the directions weren't clear. That could get you some extra time.

4/8/2010 12:19:55 AM

9one9, 1 cup

4/8/2010 12:22:28 AM

good luck homey one love etc hopefully one day otherwise normal individuals will not have to go through criminal acrobatics to enjoy a plant

4/8/2010 12:25:39 AM

amen to that

4/8/2010 12:27:01 AM

come one Odoyle. srsly bro. Eli doesnt like this

4/8/2010 12:28:05 AM

4/8/2010 12:30:44 AM

Now you know why weed doesn't make you cool.

4/8/2010 12:31:37 AM

ill sell you my piss and give good refrences for $50

4/8/2010 12:31:58 AM

Wait, what?

4/8/2010 12:32:05 AM

i havent done drugs of any sort for at least 6 years. And I have people to back it.

Also if you want a job I can give you a ref.

4/8/2010 12:40:15 AM

Damn man that sucks.

I got the reference I need (the guy who runs the place) just need to pass the test.

4/8/2010 12:44:16 AM

Sucks, man. I've gi...er, I know a guy who has supplied samples before, but that guy...uh...might not be the best choice right now.

4/8/2010 12:44:47 AM

kso $40 and you can have good piss. you can even poor it on some hopeless bizzo

4/8/2010 12:46:19 AM

^^ lol

haha bizzos

4/8/2010 12:48:26 AM

Man I swear I am not flushing my toilet again until I go to sleep

4/8/2010 1:18:08 AM

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"good luck homey one love etc hopefully one day otherwise normal individuals will not have to go through criminal acrobatics to enjoy a plant "

4/8/2010 1:55:58 AM

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"you know what helps with that. not smoking weed"

you know what helps that? Not having laws that make absolutely no sense...

4/8/2010 1:57:27 AM

you know who cares about your piss test?

no one.

4/8/2010 7:49:03 AM

^^

you can shit in one hand and wish in the other.

Guess which one's gonna fill up first?

4/8/2010 7:55:25 AM

lol

4/8/2010 8:20:04 AM

Just eat a lot of poppy seeds. Poppy seed muffins. Poppy seed scones. Sprinkle poppy seeds on everything you eat. They're a diuretic and will cleanse your system.

4/8/2010 8:26:01 AM

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"I heard that if you piss, drink it, and piss it out again it will be clean."

Ask pdrankin...If anyone knows it'll be him.

4/8/2010 9:10:16 AM

Quote :

"you know who cares about your piss test? no one."

4/8/2010 10:57:12 AM

I piss in bottles on a regular basis.

It's not a test, but it feels good and I figured you'd want to know.

4/8/2010 10:58:06 AM

I heard Tiki Barber's 23 year old blonde mistress likes smokin on that rock, so don't go to her for piss

Best bet is to go to an elementary school...probably 90-95% of the kids there have clean piss

4/8/2010 11:00:39 AM

get a wizzinator with synthetic pee, you'll pass every time.

4/8/2010 11:19:07 AM

Passed the test, got the job.

Holler.

4/16/2010 3:35:49 PM

If you cannot pass a simple piss test, you don't deserve the job, because it is very easy to do even if you smoke daily.

4/16/2010 3:40:14 PM

4^ ahahhahahahahahhaha twista you have me rolling

Quote :

"you know what helps with that. not smoking weed"

4/16/2010 3:54:40 PM

no son, detoxs work, but they test for the detox agent now. However you won't fail, you just "pass" as diluted.

4/16/2010 3:56:23 PM